Suburban Senshi: The rating's going up to ARRRRR

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*** Topic is '-= Chibiusa wears a WIG =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
<// J_Daito //> Finally! Parity will be restored!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Parity?
<// J_Daito //> I'm tired of that pretty-boy Tuxedo Kamen getting all the looks because of his rose-throwing technique
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well nowadays he doesn't do that anymore...
<// J_Daito //> The time is RIPE for a replacement!!
<// J_Daito //> But somehow sucking the life energy out of the people I'm supposed to save doesn't seem the right way to go about getting the adulation of the ladies
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, that whole death ball vortex thing is a bit of a turnoff
<// J_Daito //> But now... thanks ot the internet, I have a new, stylish fighting technique that will impress them ALL!
<// J_Daito //>
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you'll be like... Gambit... but with a pissed off evil attitude
<// J_Daito //> Damn straight!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait... didn't one of you Dark Kingdom guys have this power already... that 'Kaitou Ace' guy?
<// J_Daito //> Heh. He was weak... he got his ass slaughtered by Sailor Venus... rumour has it she tortured him for six days before he died
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno about that...
<// J_Daito //> HAH! Once I master "the lethal four-card fist" I will be UNSTOPPABLE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This throw is critical in the mastery of self-defense. Though not lethal, it can be very damaging around the eyes and throat, bothersome to the point of true annoyance at the mouth and ears"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sounds like Michiru's cooking
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