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Suburban Senshi Entry #2327 - “Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!”
#2327 “Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!”
Excerpt Start - 10:45 AM 08/04/23

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MurdeR_Grrl
yeah I killed the wicker man what about it
SpeedRcr_X




SpeedRcr_X
Okay GO
Flame_Sniper
That when you're not in public you become a slovenly, crass, loveable idiot with a drinking problem
// J_Daito //
That Ten'ou wanders around the house at night in her underwear
FireFly_9
That Haruka-poppa has a very unhealthy relationship with KITT
SpeedRcr_X
Wait why is this all about me
C'est_La_V
That Haruka-san has eyes for all the women, not just Michiru-san!
SpeedRcr_X
Okay enough about me
SpeedRcr_X
I'll go. That Ami has a thing for Makoto
IrnChef_Jovian
Wait what
CherryBlossomStorm
That Aunt Makoto has a thing for Aunt Haruka
SpeedRcr_X
Wait WHAT
Mdm_Maestro
...the only thing you dears better have for each other is the good sense to look but not touch
SpeedRcr_X
Shut up Mary Kay Lachiru
Mdm_Maestro
..........I JUST TOOK A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FROM A SMITTEN CHILD
// J_Daito //
Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
I got in too deep when I realized just how f[BLEEP]ked up Setsuna is. She's a clone of Endymion made by Ami from the future who thinks she's recreating the original, she's the true mother of Chibiusa, probably her own sister, and god knows what else , she f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl and changed history as a result so Nixon got impeached, she's lost and regained and lost and faked her own powers a billion times
// J_Daito //
... I think the "Setsuna f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl" factoid is probably the bit of damage lore for me, thinking about it.
FireFly_9
I'd have to agree.
setsy_meioh
HE WASN'T A PTERODACTYL, HE WAS THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY
setsy_meioh
...who was shaped as a pterodactyl at the time
CherryBlossomStorm
Actually, Aunt sets, he was lying to you. The saurian you were simping for was simply Sauron the dinosaur energy vampire.
// J_Daito //
So she legitimately f[BLEEP]ked a dinosaur.
CherryBlossomStorm
A Dino who was a Tolkien fan, yeah.
setsy_meioh
CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT MY F[BLEEP]KING A DINOSAUR
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
datz al rite poo ur sew oald dat new UR da dinosar hshshshshshshss
setsy_meioh
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
FireFly_9
Quickly changing the subject, Episode Four of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities is out.
// J_Daito //
Out... just like Setsuna's saurian sexcapades.
CherryBlossomStorm
Hey aggressive alliteration is my side of the street, Uncle Jed!
Excerpt End - 11:17 AM 08/04/23



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October 20, 2001: Setsuna and Minako were shocked by the identity of the strongest Sailor senshi, when Kunzite attacked using Shippai Sakuda, determined to find the Holy Grail. As the Senshi laughed at their implausible enemy, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. The Moonlight Knight got beat up badly. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.


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