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#232: “What do they _really_ look like in the morning?”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Zirconia could use some of this! =-'
<// J_Daito //> Haruka?
<// J_Daito //> Michiru?
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma are... indisposed at the moment. All that talk of "pie" from the Matrix Reloaded has had some rather disgusting aftereffects.
<// J_Daito //> Gah. There's an image that won't leave my brain.
<// J_Daito //> Anyway, that's good. Check this out, Hotaru... you know how they're always so perfect-looking in public?
<FireFly_9> Yes... it gets to be quite annoying.
<// J_Daito //> Well this site may tip us off to the truth behind the facial.
<FireFly_9> ... I think you mean facade...
<// J_Daito //> No, I mean what I say. Look at this face job...
<// J_Daito //> https://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/blonde/index.html
<FireFly_9> ... Photoshop is a dangerous, dangerous thing.
<// J_Daito //> Even I, the Dark General of legend, felt a sting of fear when the mouseover took effect and I saw the original.
<FireFly_9> This is funny, but
<FireFly_9> https://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html
<FireFly_9> This one should be shown to every young girl who starves herself to match some false illusion of "perfect beauty" seen in a magazine.
<// J_Daito //> You mean like you?
<FireFly_9> What?! I don't starve myself, I'm naturally... frail.
<// J_Daito //> Except when you get pissed and your eyes glow and you transform into Sailor Saturn and crush worlds with a pass of your silence glaive.
<FireFly_9> Well, yes.
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