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Suburban Senshi Entry #2299 - “Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!”
#2299 “Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:31 PM 03/13/23

#suburbansenshisquad
Flame_Sniper
I can't believe that out of all of you, I'm the only one with a sane husband.
SpeedRcr_X
like how does he see I don't unerstand how the vision works under all that hair
Rule34Rocks
You realise with his hair like that obscuring his eyes he basically has the face of a hentai harem MC
Flame_Sniper
<_<
Flame_Sniper
>_>
FireFly_9
So I heard Twitter has banned he terms "loli" and "lolicon" today.
SpeedRcr_X
...Why do you care?
FireFly_9
... I just happened to see the news, that's all.
Rule34Rocks
Well it makes sense, right? You can't have the plebs calling Papa Musk names as he does submarine experts.
FireFly_9
It's interesting to see how attitudes have changed over the last 20 years. In some ways society is actually improving.
SpeedRcr_X
Careful you'll get accused of being a cancel culture person for demanding that people be respectful to other people online.
FireFly_9
Oh I've always wanted to cancel idiots online... with my Silence Glaive.
// J_Daito //
Yes well please don't genocide the entire planet because "Truck_F[BLEEP]ker_69" on internet posts something inbred,
FireFly_9
There are no guarantees in this life, Jedite.
SpeedRcr_X
You know, in a world with all these people with all these powers... it's a terrifying thought.
FireFly_9
Hmm?
SpeedRcr_X
Like, you're just out there, doing your own thing, living your best life, right? But like thousands of miles away some super omnipotent child has a hissy fit because their dog pissed in their cereal or something and they just decide to explode the Earth and that's the end of you.
Rule34Rocks
Consider though, if there are being of equal and opposite power tht are protecting us, how many times the Earth might have been destroyed an recreated every day and we just don't know, going blithely about our business.
SpeedRcr_X
What if there was like one person who remembers all of it and it just drives them mad.
setsy_meioh
F[BLEEP]K YOU I AM IMPORTANT AND I HAVE VALUE
SpeedRcr_X
...
setsy_meioh is away: I AM NOT JUST A NUMBER DAMN IT
SpeedRcr_X
* uses 134340 as her computer pi everywhere it triggers Sets so bad *
Flame_Sniper
I feel bad for Setsuna-san sometimes.
SpeedRcr_X
"Sometimes".
Flame_Sniper
I only have so much e,pathy, Haruka-san, and it all gets used up on Usagi-chan.
SpeedRcr_X
Oh yeah, how is she doing, anyway:?
Flame_Sniper
Least I heard she was stalking Takeuchi-sensei pestering her to make a new series of Sailor Moon. I heard she was the one who insisted she get to kill Beryl in Crystal because the series was named after her and not Sailor Venus.
C'est_La_V
#venuswasrobbed
C'est_La_V
I HATE THAT!! IT's SUCH STUPID LOGIC!! JUST BECAUSE HER NAME IS IN HE TITLE THE REST OF US ARE TRASH?!!?
SpeedRcr_X
Uh oh you set off Neko-chan
C'est_La_V
GRAAARRGHHH
C'est_La_V
I WAS THE FIRST SAILOR SENSHI
Mdm_Maestro
I wqs, dear :P I awoke before you.
C'est_La_V
...
C'est_La_V
WHY DO TOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT AT EVERYTHING?!
SpeedRcr_X
Well she can't cook
Mdm_Maestro
...excuse me?
SpeedRcr_X
cook... at a level we mere mortals can appreciate
Rule34Rocks
Haruka aren't you banned from the afterlife still and thus technically immortal?
SpeedRcr_X
DETAILS
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
hshshshsh im moar immorel dan har
FireFly_9
" More Immortal?
Flame_Sniper
I didn't know you could have contests about immortality
// J_Daito //
That would be a great realty show, to see who can get the most f[BLEEP]ked up and still come out of it intact.
// J_Daito //
You could torture people over and over and over again...
Rule34Rocks
Rule34Rocks
For the amount of money I paid for my phone..
Mizunomics01
All phone manufacturers do this thanks to my computer virus. It's how no one finds the Moon Palace.
SpeedRcr_X
Wut
Mizunomics01
Someone has to protect our secrets.


SpeedRcr_X
Yo who crashed reddit it's down
GERMATOID
IT WAS ME, I POSTED MY HOT SELFIES ON R/GONEWILD AND THE SERVER CRASHED IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
FireFly_9
Papa how many times do I have to tell you no one wants to see you in a thing.
SpeedRcr_X
"Thing?"
FireFly_9
THONG. THONG. See I can't even conceive of it properly it's such a bad mental image!
GERMATOID
DON'T BE A HATA
Excerpt End - 11:57 PM 03/14/23



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