I can't believe that out of all of you, I'm the only one with a sane husband.

like how does he see I don't unerstand how the vision works under all that hair

You realise with his hair like that obscuring his eyes he basically has the face of a hentai harem MC

<_<

>_>

So I heard Twitter has banned he terms "loli" and "lolicon" today.

...Why do you care?

... I just happened to see the news, that's all.

Well it makes sense, right? You can't have the plebs calling Papa Musk names as he does submarine experts.

It's interesting to see how attitudes have changed over the last 20 years. In some ways society is actually improving.

Careful you'll get accused of being a cancel culture person for demanding that people be respectful to other people online.

Oh I've always wanted to cancel idiots online... with my Silence Glaive.

Yes well please don't genocide the entire planet because "Truck_F[BLEEP]ker_69" on internet posts something inbred,

There are no guarantees in this life, Jedite.

You know, in a world with all these people with all these powers... it's a terrifying thought.

Hmm?

Like, you're just out there, doing your own thing, living your best life, right? But like thousands of miles away some super omnipotent child has a hissy fit because their dog pissed in their cereal or something and they just decide to explode the Earth and that's the end of you.

Consider though, if there are being of equal and opposite power tht are protecting us, how many times the Earth might have been destroyed an recreated every day and we just don't know, going blithely about our business.

What if there was like one person who remembers all of it and it just drives them mad.

F[BLEEP]K YOU I AM IMPORTANT AND I HAVE VALUE

...

* uses 134340 as her computer pi everywhere it triggers Sets so bad *

I feel bad for Setsuna-san sometimes.

"Sometimes".

I only have so much e,pathy, Haruka-san, and it all gets used up on Usagi-chan.

Oh yeah, how is she doing, anyway:?

Least I heard she was stalking Takeuchi-sensei pestering her to make a new series of Sailor Moon. I heard she was the one who insisted she get to kill Beryl in Crystal because the series was named after her and not Sailor Venus.

#venuswasrobbed

I HATE THAT!! IT's SUCH STUPID LOGIC!! JUST BECAUSE HER NAME IS IN HE TITLE THE REST OF US ARE TRASH?!!?

Uh oh you set off Neko-chan

GRAAARRGHHH

I WAS THE FIRST SAILOR SENSHI

I wqs, dear :P I awoke before you.

...

WHY DO TOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT AT EVERYTHING?!

Well she can't cook

...excuse me?

cook... at a level we mere mortals can appreciate

Haruka aren't you banned from the afterlife still and thus technically immortal?

DETAILS

hshshshsh im moar immorel dan har

" More Immortal?

I didn't know you could have contests about immortality

That would be a great realty show, to see who can get the most f[BLEEP]ked up and still come out of it intact.

You could torture people over and over and over again...

Oh god have you all heard about how Samsugng has been faking picures of the moon taken with its phones?

For the amount of money I paid for my phone..

All phone manufacturers do this thanks to my computer virus. It's how no one finds the Moon Palace.

Wut

Someone has to protect our secrets.

Yo who crashed reddit it's down

IT WAS ME, I POSTED MY HOT SELFIES ON R/GONEWILD AND THE SERVER CRASHED IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

Papa how many times do I have to tell you no one wants to see you in a thing.

"Thing?"

THONG. THONG. See I can't even conceive of it properly it's such a bad mental image!

DON'T BE A HATA