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<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik helo im her
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da supr kewl misress of magc, da pinces of da futr wurld sml laydee pinces selerity tsucino usgi
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i jst wnt 2 tak dis opurtunity 2 tel dork genreal jadite he sux
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hes a 10,000 yr old popyhed who was qeen baryl's batch 4 lik hunreds of milions of yers
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an my bst fend horatru is a broring sick in da mud; se jst liks 2 red an red an red an nver doez fun sit lik dat boyz n dum dem for laffs
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Hairuka iz lik a werd sped frek wit no bran cels
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> she jst liks to seed a lot an dive flashi carz an fli in her hellakopter
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Mirichru iz a soiled batch who liks 2 ly her fidle an tak abut oder pplz poblems an laff in dat stupd way
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i heer mirichru sole her stratophericus fidle frum da mop
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Profesore Toemo iz a wack-as cafiend addictd feak who only plyz tister in hiz sucret lab so he cn mess wit kalowinite
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but horatru is a playa hata an she choped of da hed of da latst kalowinte klown in da airpain cuming bak frum da tenkaitchy buddykoi. U wil C more abut dat in da next epissdoe
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i tink horatru haz a odipuss cmplex or sumtin
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> see wnt let me dat hellios b/c hez lik a hoss or sumtim butt i don car b/c im lik not prejaundiced agnst aminals or sch; da APSCA luvs me
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Harakra alwyz tryz 2 kil horatru; I dun lik dat b/c horatru iz my brest fend in da hole wurld but stil sumtimes i wis see wuld mid her own biznes
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat i do 2 horsez is my cuncern
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sumtines i wish i cult tak da mon kalidiscop an sove it up horarus as (not like dat u hentie magna reding freks
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but i don b/c pu sez i suld be nic 2 my fends n see wont lt me go tru tim to kik as an tak nams
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> pu is ander sick pupy. see keps gong aftr my dady kig endymon, alwyz gloping on2 him like sit 2 a sick
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but see dun relize dat sees comiting insest bc sees hiz siser b/c dey cloned him 2 mak her a log tim ago
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> man if i hadnt dummed dady 4 da hose id teech her a leson abut tying to seal my man
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but no momy is takin maters in2 her own hanz
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> she tld me sess gona fix dady... n see sez "fix" in lik dis way... n evrytim da other sensi heer her say it dey winz.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Mikakno keps mking jokz abut scizzorz an makotko goez "sip snp" an den dey laff
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i dun get it
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sun of a batch, im 903 yrs od, dey shuld let me in on da facking joks alreddy
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gd dam sunofabatchmoterfackers alwyz leeving me out cuz i'm shrt
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im so tied of horatru n da otherz patroning me, i wnt to kik all ser ases
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> haha im so smrt i uzed da tim gat wen pu was busy stakling dady, an i buned horatru's boks, sashed haraku's tirez, cut da sings on miricxhru's fidle, an put assenic in prfesor toemos' "tatsy cofe" i evn put geritol in jaedit's foot loops creal
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dose dumas moterfackers wil nver no wat hit tem
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> R'nt U hapy wit me, Dyana-chun?
<// J_Daito //> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This wasn't the private chatbox you were typing in, runt
<FireFly_9> You just said all that out loud in public channel, *friend*.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack me
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im so ded
<GERMATOID> FEAR NOT, LITTLE GIRL, FOR THE SENSHI OF DESTRUCTION WILL BE COMING WITH HER SHARP ASS CAN OPENER TO VISIT YOU *DIRECTLY*
<GERMATOID> RIGHT, DEAR?
<FireFly_9> Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> BING IT ON, BATCHES! COM GT SUM! I'L KIK AL UR AZES!!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o wait der is sum1 riging da dor bel
<// J_Daito //> That would be me, fresh out of cryo-sleep
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no wy
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