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Suburban Senshi Entry #2260 - “Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! ”
#2260 “Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! ”
Excerpt Start - 07:36 AM 09/21/22

#suburbansenshisquad
Flame_Sniper
They always make fun of my husband until someone remembers he's rich and then the sucking up starts.
FireFly_9
Humanity, I tell you.
SpeedRcr_X
Yeah well you know who's not right? Umino
// J_Daito //
Oh did Gurio run out of our royalty money again?
SpeedRcr_X
Yeah and this time he's teamed up with the other loser, Usagi, who probably found out that cosplaying as herself and trying to be a cartoonist when you can't f[BLEEP]king draw doesn't keep one in the snacks
FireFly_9
Oh god, what's happening now.
SpeedRcr_X
Well Sailor Moon Crystal is almost done, and we know what a s[BLEEP]tshow that was
C'est_La_V
I WAS ROBBED
C'est_La_V
#VenuswasROBBED
SpeedRcr_X
Well you know, Moon wants to be the center of everything
SpeedRcr_X
So yeah the plan is a "retro-reboot" going back to basics
SpeedRcr_X
They even roped Beryl back into this
// J_Daito //
I'd forgotten she'd come back to life.
SpeedRcr_X
Well she doesn't need this job, she's making tons of money as a Gravure idol but I think it's a pity thing
SpeedRcr_X
So some promo material came out
SpeedRcr_X




Flame_Sniper
That actress looks nothing like me
Mizunomics01
Same. This is insulting.
// J_Daito //
What does the Engrish say down there?
SpeedRcr_X
"Usagi Tsukino is a clumsy cry-baby, but at the sometime is an energetic 8th grade school girl.

One Day, she runs into a black cat named "Luna", who has a crecent-shaped scar on her forehead and speaks human languages.

Luna reveals to Usagi that she had been chosen as soldier by the Queen of Moon.

Usagi is thrown off by this relveation but decides to turn herself into Pretty Soldier SAILORMOON", the defender of love and justice, with a brooch given by Luna.

Then she begins to defend the Handsome Soldiers which have been under attacks by the Evil Queen Beryl seeking the young energy.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
hshshshs i seak da yung anargi 2
// J_Daito //
Wait, so Lunar-cat has a scar in this? Tsukino is the one who decides to be Moon? And who the hell are the "Handsome Soldiers?"
=/\catablanca/\=
I have a scar too. In my heart.
SpeedRcr_X
Why couldn't I be chosen by Queen of Moon.
Flame_Sniper
Queen of Moon sounds like Bump of Chicken.
SpeedRcr_X
There's another poster too
SpeedRcr_X




// J_Daito //
Beryl looks like she's sending them all outside to play.
Reverend_H
I love how the moons in that logo look like boobs yo
SpeedRcr_X
Cannot unsee. Don't want to unsee
Mizunomics01
God the actresses playing myself and Rei-chan are so fat-faced
// J_Daito //
Tuxedo Kamen is desperately trying to play catch up in the background
SpeedRcr_X
but the third piece of key art is what intrigues me the most
SpeedRcr_X




// J_Daito //
...
FireFly_9
Wait are they going to team up?
FireFly_9
And are they fangirling over Tuxedo Kamen?
ThatGuyWith_Maskses
Why wouldn't they?!
// J_Daito //
Well I mean look at you. The answer's obvious.
ThatGuyWith_Maskses
T_T
Flame_Sniper
I suppose we won't see royalties out of this one either
// J_Daito //
Well you know if they're getting paid Crunchyroll rates they'll get like 300 bucks to do the whole series so it's not like there's going to be a whole lot left over.
Excerpt End - 08:01 AM 09/21/22

Thanks to KingPriceman for finding the two poster images above, from @hourlyusagi on Twitter

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May 23, 1999: Naru was trying to help a small boy fly off a cliff on his bicycle, when Rubeus attacked using Sailor Director, determined to release Pharoah 90. As the Senshi scattered like frightened mice, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. Prince Endymion got knocked on his butt, unable to do anything to help. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden powerup. Sailor Moon used the Rainbow Moon Heartache attack to win.


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