Excerpt Start - 12:46 AM 09/05/22 #suburbansenshisquad

SpeedRcr_X Look I put the clothes on eventually

FireFly_9 It's still a crime.

C'est_La_V Artemis... I'm sorry.

FireFly_9 YOU APOLOGIZED? Astonishing. I thought that wasn't how your relationship worked.

C'est_La_V Well he... he just isn't talking to me

C'est_La_V This hasn't happened before. Ever.

FireFly_9 Really?

C'est_La_V Well look!

C'est_La_V He just sits there staring at me!

SpeedRcr_X JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THAT

C'est_La_V It's... Artemis?

FireFly_9 That is not Artemis. And oh my god what's happened to its tail

// J_Daito // That thing is like if Artemis had a baby with the exploded-turnip spore-child.

spiritflame it is possessed

GERMATOID OH YOU ALL FOUND THE CLONE

C'est_La_V ...clone?

// J_Daito // Not content with cloning the spore you cloned loser-cat as well?

C'est_La_V ARTEMIS IS NOT A LOSER!!

// J_Daito // Really

// J_Daito // Then how come I saw him selling himself on eBay

FireFly_9 Artemis...

C'est_La_V :<

// J_Daito // But no one would buy him and so he started advertising other... services.

// J_Daito //

Flame_Sniper ...oh my god he's s[BLEEP]tting out a label

Flame_Sniper Whose sick fetish was that?

Charm_BUSTer Organization is next to godliness

C'est_La_V MIMETE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH ARTEMIS?!!?

Charm_BUSTer :P

// J_Daito // So you're the one who worked him over till he was like this

C'est_La_V Oh my god it's like all the fluids are gone from his body...

Charm_BUSTer Hey I only had him s[BLEEP]t out labels for me... that's after I saw him last!

RedCrow Uhh... boss?

C'est_La_V What

RedCrow Breaking news

RedCrow Someone may have associated Artemis with Sailor V

C'est_La_V They saw through his disguise as "Power P[BLEEP]y?"

RedCrow Yeah

RedCrow They caught him and uh...

RedCrow They dd the merchandise thing

FireFly_9 The...merchandise thing?

RedCrow Yeah they turned him... ...into a bag.

C'est_La_V OH MY GOD ARTEMIS NO!!!!!!!!

RedCrow But apparently he wasn't a very good bag and so now...

RedCrow he's just a head and they say if Sailor V doesn't pay the ransom they'll suck out his brains and drink coffee from his skull.

C'est_La_V is away: NOBODY HURTS ARTMIS BUT ME! IN THE NAME OF VENUS SAILOR V WILL HAVE HER VENGEANCE AND SAVE HER FRIEND!!!!

// J_Daito // That cat really has no luck.

FireFly_9 Even if she saves him... he's just a head...

GERMATOID WE'LL JUST CUT THE BODY OFF THE CLONE AND STICK IT ON THERE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Excerpt End - 01:04 AM 09/05/22 https://www.suburbansenshi.com