Suburban Senshi Entry #2254 - “His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!”
#2254 “His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!”
Excerpt Start - 12:46 AM 09/05/22

#suburbansenshisquad
SpeedRcr_X
Look I put the clothes on eventually
FireFly_9
It's still a crime.
C'est_La_V
Artemis... I'm sorry.
FireFly_9
YOU APOLOGIZED? Astonishing. I thought that wasn't how your relationship worked.
C'est_La_V
Well he... he just isn't talking to me
C'est_La_V
This hasn't happened before. Ever.
FireFly_9
Really?
C'est_La_V
Well look!
C'est_La_V
He just sits there staring at me!




SpeedRcr_X
JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THAT
C'est_La_V
It's... Artemis?
FireFly_9
That is not Artemis. And oh my god what's happened to its tail
// J_Daito //
That thing is like if Artemis had a baby with the exploded-turnip spore-child.
spiritflame
it is possessed
GERMATOID
OH YOU ALL FOUND THE CLONE
C'est_La_V
...clone?
// J_Daito //
Not content with cloning the spore you cloned loser-cat as well?
C'est_La_V
ARTEMIS IS NOT A LOSER!!
// J_Daito //
Really
// J_Daito //
Then how come I saw him selling himself on eBay




FireFly_9
Artemis...
C'est_La_V
:<
// J_Daito //
But no one would buy him and so he started advertising other... services.
// J_Daito //




Flame_Sniper
...oh my god he's s[BLEEP]tting out a label
Flame_Sniper
Whose sick fetish was that?
Charm_BUSTer
Organization is next to godliness
C'est_La_V
MIMETE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH ARTEMIS?!!?
Charm_BUSTer
:P
// J_Daito //
So you're the one who worked him over till he was like this




C'est_La_V
Oh my god it's like all the fluids are gone from his body...
Charm_BUSTer
Hey I only had him s[BLEEP]t out labels for me... that's after I saw him last!
RedCrow
Uhh... boss?
C'est_La_V
What
RedCrow
Breaking news
RedCrow
Someone may have associated Artemis with Sailor V
C'est_La_V
They saw through his disguise as "Power P[BLEEP]y?"
RedCrow
Yeah
RedCrow
They caught him and uh...
RedCrow
They dd the merchandise thing
FireFly_9
The...merchandise thing?
RedCrow
Yeah they turned him...




...into a bag.
C'est_La_V
OH MY GOD ARTEMIS NO!!!!!!!!
RedCrow
But apparently he wasn't a very good bag and so now...
RedCrow




he's just a head and they say if Sailor V doesn't pay the ransom they'll suck out his brains and drink coffee from his skull.
C'est_La_V is away: NOBODY HURTS ARTMIS BUT ME! IN THE NAME OF VENUS SAILOR V WILL HAVE HER VENGEANCE AND SAVE HER FRIEND!!!!
// J_Daito //
That cat really has no luck.
FireFly_9
Even if she saves him... he's just a head...
GERMATOID
WE'LL JUST CUT THE BODY OFF THE CLONE AND STICK IT ON THERE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Excerpt End - 01:04 AM 09/05/22

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