I got them out of the litterbox, I dunno why she keeps crying about it :<

Hey everybody! It's time for the Suburban Senshi Christmas special!

Jesus Christ, Haruka. This is just bad

Yeah like do things on time or not at all, you know? It's just insulting to whatever audience you have left

I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY SUPER-ELITE LIFESTYLE KEEPS ME SUPER BUSY THESE DAYS

Yeah well this super SUCKS and I quit

C'mon Rei-chan!

No, it's dumb.

If you can't update on time just give up and throw in the towel.

It's been like 20 years.

...Not 20 years till August...

Perhaps it is time to admit defeat

No!!

Places like Chugworths and Adobe Flash might allow it, but I won't! For love, justice and inappropriate early 2000s flanderizing fanservice entertainment, I am Sailor Venus! And in the name of Venus, if you try to give up, I will punish you!!

You can punish me anytime yo

Except you! You're gross!

But let's face it, Haruka has run out of ideas.

That's where new blood is needed! My blood!! Another transfusion of the blood of Love to save the life of the site we run!!

...the blood of love...

That's right!! To save the site, I, the genius Aino Minako, have come up with a Master Plan, and Valentine's day is the best time to stop beating off the bush and just DO IT!!

I'm ashamed for everyone right now...

What's the plan, Minako-chan?

I'm glad you asked!! I've decided to become a vTuber like Kizuna Ai and do funny videos and things to keep up interest!! This site loves me anyway, so I might as well become its mascot~!!

Look!! Just in time for Valentine's day, the Day of Venus!!

Wait that looks basically just like you

What's her name?

Mina-p!!

Somehow, Minako-chan, I think you've missed the main point of vTubing.

IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING! I'LL BE EVERYWHERE

So twenty years will have passed and nothing will have changed. I see.

IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST!!