Suburban Senshi: The turkey's great but mind the samurai's a killer.
#224: “Yoo Haf Ben Terminaded! (T3 Spoilers, beware)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Queen Serenity Dependz on Depends =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa man, T3: Rise of the Machines rocked!! Explosions, mayhem, destruction, Arnie...
<FireFly_9> Oh, please. That movie couldn't have been more self-referential if it had integrated the two prior scripts verbatim.
<// J_Daito //> Hello? Hotaru? It was a *sequel*... It's *supposed* to be self-referential.
<FireFly_9> I am not referring to plot elements, but rather the myriad inane variants of "I'll be back".
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Thrw me a friken bone herr ppl
<// J_Daito //> Wrong movie, runt
<GERMATOID> HOTARU-CHAN, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DEPRESSING CHILD?
<FireFly_9> Papa..?!
<GERMATOID> CAN'T YOU LAUGH AT JOKES?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Thrw me a friken bone!!!
<// J_Daito //> Of course she can't laugh at jokes, she'd die of laugher everytime she saw Chubby-usa over there.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a frikken bone!!
<// J_Daito //> Will you GET OFF the Austin Powers kick please?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im nt on a astin pwers kik, im on a dr evl kik... THRW ME A FRIKEN b0NE!!
<// J_Daito //> I'll throw you out of a friken window in a minute if you don't shut up, child
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> haha im in da futr u cnt rch me
<// J_Daito //> I've said it before, I'll say it again, I will freeze my evil self, hibernate underground, wait the thousand years, and defrost my ass just to come strangle the life out of your midget-like frame
<GERMATOID> DARK GENERALA ARE SO EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
<// J_Daito //> And Vile. It's an anagram, you know.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sut up batard... thro me a friekn bon
<// J_Daito //> ARRGH
<FireFly_9> Getting back to what we were talking about--
<// J_Daito //> The imminent extermination of the infinitely annoying Princess Small Lady Tsukino Usagi?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU dumas-- tro me a friken boe
<FireFly_9> I was more upset by the fact that this movie completely undermined the theory of deterministic free-will established by movie 2 in favour of the hoary predestination cliche, just to ensure a sequel full of explosions for Haruka-poppa
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haruka does love her explosions! *BLAM*!
<// J_Daito //> Man, Hotaru, what is it with you and this hatred of predestination? You were bitching about this the other day talking about your horoscope
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru said a bd wurd... ooo
<FireFly_9> Oh, I just prefer to think that life is not an exercise in mindless, pre-scripted futility, not a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa --> What bad word?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you don't want a life like Usagi's entrance speeches
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru --> u sad da mvie ws a prstitute
* FireFly_9 scrolls up
<FireFly_9> I most certainly did not say anything of the kind!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U sad it wuz hoary
<// J_Daito //> ... moron.
<// J_Daito //> That means it was too heavy intellectually
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No that would be "heady"
<FireFly_9> Oh for the love of god... "hoary" means something that's old and showing it's age
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh lik dork genreal jed who loks 10,000 yers old
<// J_Daito //> I DO NOT! Speak for yourself, you genetically crippled 1000 year old ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im 903 yrs old, U dumas! fack u! I lok dam god fr my ag3!
<FireFly_9> Hotaru-chan... does your mother know you talk like this online?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> momy is dum as b4g of hummers
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think you mean "hammers", chibi.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i men evryting i say! thro me a friken bone!
<// J_Daito //> Not this again...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, it doesn't matter... T3 was still badass... didja notice that The Terminatrix had an arm-gun like Vash the Stampede?
<GERMATOID> THANK YOU FOR SPOILING IT FOR PEOPLE NEW TO TRIGUN, HARUKA-CHAN
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey who told you you could call me Haruka-chan, Prof?
<GERMATOID> CAREFUL, I'M STILL YOUR SENSEI--MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ^_^;; oh yeah, kinda forgot that...
<GERMATOID> NO PROBLEM, THAT WOULD BE THE BRAIN ERASING GAS I USED IN ONE OF THE LECTURES THAT ONE TIME
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_0;; what one time?! I don;t recall this!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SEE, IT WORKED PERFECTLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't believe I'm sharing ahouse with a mad scientist
<FireFly_9> Try growing up with one.
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES I KILLED YOU, HOTARU-CHAN!
<FireFly_9> ... Times?
<FireFly_9> Plural?
<GERMATOID> OOPS! LOOK AT THE TIME, GOT TO GO, TASTY COFFEE IS READY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> ...what..
<// J_Daito //> I'm sorry, Terminatrix was NOT cooler than T-1000 or whatever that dude from movie 2 was called
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You gotta be kidding me
<// J_Daito //> Man, all she had was the ability to look different and use a big gun. Mr. X-Files from movie 2 could change into all kinds of interesting shapes, and if he needed a gun he just picked one up
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, T-X changed into some interesting shapes!
<// J_Daito //> What, you mean the slobbish fiance?
<FireFly_9> I believe Haruka-poppa is being hentai
<// J_Daito //> Ugh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get over it, Mr. "I-dated-Zoisite"
<// J_Daito //> That was KUNZITE, Gasoline-for-brains!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whao... isn;'t he too old for you?
<// J_Daito //> I NEVER WENT AFTER THE OTHER GENERALS, ALRIGHT?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no he jst wnt 4 da monstar ppl, ot evn hiz owen specis
<// J_Daito //> OH, this coming from the girl in love with a mystical HORSE?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> thro me a frikken bon!
<// J_Daito //> That's it, I'm going into the deep-freeze chamber RIGHT NOW
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Alright, everyone, chill
<// J_Daito //> OH I INTEND TO
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know that's not what I mean
<FireFly_9> Look, Terminator 3 had its moments, but you can't deny it was set up SPECIFICALLY to create a reason for people to buy Terminator 4, and in the process discarded the message of hope from movie 2.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who cares about hope! I want EXPLOSIONS, killer chicks and sweet in-jokes!
<FireFly_9> So go watch "Charlie's Angels".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not a bad idea!!
* FireFly_9 sighs
<// J_Daito //> Don't worry Hotaru, I'll take you to go see Matrix Reloaded next
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed's a bastard, he waits for the dollar theatre to get the good .
<// J_Daito //> Dark Generals NEVER pay retail.
<FireFly_9> I dread the bastardization of another thought-provoking movie legend.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ooh horatru sad anoder bd wurd
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<FireFly_9> OH THROW ME A FRICKEN BONE, CHIBIUSA!!
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