2387. Random Internet finds! The coolest map ever and the French trying to stop lovers from lovingly loving!!06/13/24
2386. Humanity! The butt of evolution's Joke!!06/12/24
2385. Mooo-vin on up! CLEVER TITLE HERE!!06/11/24
2384. It's Morning face! Michiru's terrible beauty secret revealed!!06/10/24
2383. Vengeful Coiffure! Hotaru's Hair Care Secret, revealed!! 06/09/24
2382. Inspirational Quote here! Weekend Randomness!! 06/08/24
2381. Shaiking our fists at the Cloud! The modern Internet SUCKS lately edition!!06/07/24
2380. History is a fragile chain of memory! Eat the wrong fish and your best friend could become goth!! 06/06/24
2379. It can say a thousand words! Pictures that tell all!! 06/05/24
2378. The "Let's complain about Microsoft" edition and playing SailorMoon's organ??06/04/24
2377. It's Trauma! From Stage to Screen to the Mind of the Golden Crescent it's all here!! 06/03/24
2376. Questionable Life choices once more! The things people do!! 06/02/24
2375. Random Techie / Sexy Jibba-Jabba06/01/24
2374. Catching up on the Golden Crescent Arc AND The shocking truth about Sailor Moon revealed!!05/31/24
2373. Budokai status update! Subsen brackets up, Chatbox slots filling fast!! 05/30/24
2372. We interrupt this dramu for a special announcement! BUDOKAI SEASON'S BACK, BABY!!05/29/24
2371. rei.bot reports! The latest happenings in the Golden Crescent Saga!05/17/24
2370. Fighting the future! The Return of Yuki Sakuraba!! 05/04/24
2369. A grand conspiracy unfolds! The shocking start of the INFILTRATION // Past History Arc!!04/28/24
2368. Catching up is hard to do! The world moves fast when you've been stuck on an island!!04/25/24
2367. Paisley's Spring Adventure Travelogue! The Island Vacation Adventure Arc Ends!!!04/12/24
2366. PSA: Don't forget to change your c[l]ocks03/10/24
2365. RIP Akira Toriyama 03/07/24
2364. [Beach Arc 2024] Not just another day at the beach! Secrets of Ten'ou Haruka and the distant past, revealed! A new adventure begins!! 03/05/24
2363. [LORE] Can only women have Sailor Crystals? 02/20/24
2362. [Sailor V Selection Arc] A Kind Man! The Great Healer, Revealed!!01/18/24
2361. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!01/14/24
2360. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Yuki's attacker revealed! A blast from the past!! 01/12/24
2359. [ Sailor V Selection Arc ] Big Tragedy! Yuki Sakuraba attacked!! 01/08/24
2358. New Year, New Era! Welcome to Earth 1337-A! The Sailor V Selection Arc begins!!01/02/24

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Suburban Senshi Entry #2232 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!”
#2232 “[Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!”
Excerpt Start - 07:08 PM 10/02/21

NO NO NO NO NO This is UNACCEPTABLE! JUST BECAUSE I may have ogled some green Orion slave women, or gotten too handsy with some booth babes at the game shows, or had a fling with the Knight Industries Two Thousand... it doesn't mean that Michiru gets to have her own musclebound magical girl entourage that she can please herself with at anytime!
// J_Daito //
Turnabout's a b[BLEEP]ch, isn't it, Ten'ou~?
Yes, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander. It's a little late to have double-standards now.
DOUBLE Standards? OUBLE?!
DOUBLE Standards? OUBLE?!

Not compared to that overly-muscled behemoth you're not, Haruka-san.
Her butt's better too.
Excerpt End - 07:23 PM 10/02/21


June 16, 1997: Ms. Haruna was listening to a lecture at Mugen Academy about an alternate universe, when Ail attacked using U-Henshuu, determined to revive Metallia. As the Senshi stood there, thoroughly grossed out by what they saw, Princess Kaykuu appeared, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Tuxedo Mask got impaled in the chest. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden run in biting by Luna. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.
<@FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan types like an enigma machine on the fritz.

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