2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2230 - “[Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!”
#2230 “[Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!”
Excerpt Start - 11:29 AM 09/19/21

Captain's Log: As soon as it had appeared, the giant ultimate warrior turtle suddenly vanished. We were dumbfounded. Did this mean we had driven off the beast? Or were we meant to follow it deeper into the depths of Motoki's subconcious mind?
It only took a few minutes, however, for us to fathom what was really going on.
For you see, we had not been alone in our perilous journey up Motoki's ass.
Someone... and something else had followed us up the alimentary canal.
Someone I really hoped had been forgotten...

(for a refresher check these entries here, here, and here)
It was then that we realized before we could beat the main boss, we'd need to finish off some almost-forgotten minibosses
But why here? Why now?
Because unlike Araki, Xadium didn't forget
Masta Pimp KyuBAE
No YoU sTuPiD FoOls iT iS BeCAuSE I WanT hIm to EnTer InTO mE for A ConTRAct!
Excerpt End - 12:32 PM 09/19/21


November 12, 2002: Mamoru was helping to train a young samurai girl, when Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon attacked using Sailor Sommelier, determined to contaminate a crystal point. As the Senshi tried to think up a plan, Endymion appeared, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Prince Endymion got offended that the villains were misusing roses. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
[08:17] * C'est_la_V can't exactly imagine Michiru-san.... in the heat of passion
[08:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- can't imagine Usagi that way either, she's like a kid sister to her
[08:18] <C'est_la_V> Oh yeah oh yeah try to imagine ARTEMIS
[08:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *mentally gouges out ehr eyes*
[08:19] * C'est_la_V shudders
[08:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sometimes I wish I didn't have a f[BLEEP]king overactive imagination you know
[08:19] * C'est_la_V nods
[08:20] <C'est_la_V> Sometimes I wish I didn't have a window that opens out right next to the bushes where the cats meow

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