Suburban Senshi Entry #2221 - “A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!”
#2221 “A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!”
 | Excerpt Start - 10:41 PM 06/04/21
#suburbansenshisquad |
SpeedRcr_X
OKAY. I'm sorry I got us banned from Discord for hacking my client so I could install the naked Tifa theme. I'm SORRY the Prof had to end up making a whole new app for us to talk on because Twitter and Facebook banned me for s[BLEEP]t talking the Japanese racing teams that won't take me on because I keep wrecking cars, and I'm SUPER SORRY I got our IRC server melted because I tried to mine Beercoin so I could afford the naked Kim Kardashian NFT.
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 | Agent McFUNderson
There's sure a lot of "naked"s in there.
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.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
ror shi neadz 2 gew 2 horni jayl
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 | Rule34Rocks
I'm pretty sure our little group chat is the horny jail.
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The Intern
I'm still working on integrating this into the server.
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 | ♡ Darienz_BAE ♡
wow this is so shiny and bubbly and cool!! ♥
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ThatGuyWith_Maskses
Like me~
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| ♡ Darienz_BAE ♡
DAAAAAAAAAAAARIIEN!!!~
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PoundMYMochi
That's MAMORU you exchange student jerk! Stay away from my man!! ☠
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 | GERMATOID
IT LOOKS LIKE MY APP IS WORKING PRETTY WELL, MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Mdm_Maestro
But will anyone end up using it~ also, Haruka, tonight you sleep on the floor, dear.
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| SpeedRcr_X
Not the couch~?
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Mdm_Maestro
you're lucky you're not sleeping outside. ☠
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| ◈ SpeedRcr_X has started a private conversation |
SpeedRcr_X
Hey Jed
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 | // J_Daito //
What
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SpeedRcr_X
How do I get out of this?
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| // J_Daito //
Go get greviously injured so she will pity you and welcome you back into her bed. If you like, I have a grenade you can leap on.
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SpeedRcr_X
...You just want to see me get blown up <_<
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| // J_Daito //
yes
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SpeedRcr_X
:/
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| ◈ SpeedRcr_X has ended the private conversation |
 | =/\catablanca/\=
This can't be the horny jail, Paisley.
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Rule34Rocks
Why?
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| .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
ror bcuz he kant gat ani
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CatsMeow
I am :3
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| =/\catablanca/\=
grrrr
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CatsMeow
The best part is, he never tires. When we're finished, I just rewind the tape, and if I stuff Ruxpin-sama with a heavy metal tape things become oh so very intense! 
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| =/\catablanca/\=
TMI!
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FireFly_9
...
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FireFly_9
You know, Artemis, if you just stayed in human form more...
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| =/\catablanca/\=
Look human form for me is like a transformation for you. We only used it on Planet Mau so we could reach things on high shelves and work can openers.
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| =/\catablanca/\=
It's very hard on the body.
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.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
ror abewt da onli tang abut u dats hurd
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 | Gol_D_Lux
Don't listen to her, Artemis! Just train yourself and get stronger!
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C'est_La_V
Moh, Cressida-chan, he's only good at telling me to train, he won't do anything on his own! He's super lazy!
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| =/\catablanca/\=
* doesn't have to sit here and take this <_< *
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| =/\catablanca/\= is away |
C'est_La_V
MOH! Come back, Artemis!!
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| C'est_La_V is away |
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Oh god what the hell this is so bright where's the dark mode I live in a blacked-out dark mansion my EYES ARE BURNING
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| GERMATOID
NO! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| GERMATOID
IT'S LIGHT AND AIRY AND FRIENDLY!
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
...
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The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
/quit
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| Agent McFUNderson
I love the colors! I'm going to use this all the time!
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Aya-chan!
It reminds me of the old iChats we used to have...
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 | Mizunomics01
Once again I've missed the chance to dominate the means of our communication.
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Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Mizuno-san what can you tell me about turtles?
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| Mizunomics01
As much as you want. You may rely on me~
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Flame_Sniper
...I'm pretty sure Kamekichi the first cursed him. We need to undo it.
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 | IrnChef_Jovian
Yeah, really.
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Mizunomics01
Mako-chan, don't be so quick to judge. Perhaps you need to admit his true destiny lies with Testudines.
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| IrnChef_Jovian
:/
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Texas Samurai
Ah heard of love fer pet's but that's a bit much...
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 | Perfect1
This foolish association with the turtle is against the laws of man and god and this unhealthy chapter of this foolish life must be dealt with once and for all!
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MurdeR_Grrl
I blended up one of the Kamekichis and fed it to him, it didn't solve the problem.
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 | CherryBlossomStorm
All it did was solve your boredom?
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MurdeR_Grrl
It didn't even do that
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 | Masta Pimp KyuBAE
IF yoU wanT to FreE hIm jUsT mAkE a ConTRAct wiTH ME
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SpeedRcr_X
Why the hell is this dude still here
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| Masta Pimp KyuBAE
iM geTTinG a NeW MoViE sOoN anD I'Ll bbE SuPer PopULAr! YoU SenShi aRe YesTerDay's NeWS
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Moon_Princess
Oh, didn't you know about the new story I sold TOEI and they made movies for? The one that's making me a ton of money??
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| SpeedRcr_X
YOU WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR ROYALTIES
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| Excerpt End - 11:15 PM 06/04/21
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