2372. We interrupt this dramu for a special announcement! BUDOKAI SEASON'S BACK, BABY!!05/29/24
2371. rei.bot reports! The latest happenings in the Golden Crescent Saga!05/17/24
2370. Fighting the future! The Return of Yuki Sakuraba!! 05/04/24
2369. A grand conspiracy unfolds! The shocking start of the INFILTRATION // Past History Arc!!04/28/24
2368. Catching up is hard to do! The world moves fast when you've been stuck on an island!!04/25/24
2367. Paisley's Spring Adventure Travelogue! The Island Vacation Adventure Arc Ends!!!04/12/24
2366. PSA: Don't forget to change your c[l]ocks03/10/24
2365. RIP Akira Toriyama 03/07/24
2364. [Beach Arc 2024] Not just another day at the beach! Secrets of Ten'ou Haruka and the distant past, revealed! A new adventure begins!! 03/05/24
2363. [LORE] Can only women have Sailor Crystals? 02/20/24
2363.
2362. [Sailor V Selection Arc] A Kind Man! The Great Healer, Revealed!!01/18/24
2361. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!01/14/24
2360. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Yuki's attacker revealed! A blast from the past!! 01/12/24
2359. [ Sailor V Selection Arc ] Big Tragedy! Yuki Sakuraba attacked!! 01/08/24
2358. New Year, New Era! Welcome to Earth 1337-A! The Sailor V Selection Arc begins!!01/02/24


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Suburban Senshi Entry #2213 - “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
#2213 “Haruka's Black Friday Mistake”
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well that was an embarrassing trip to the emergency room.
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
What happened??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
thinks of how to put this delicately, but can't
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
...You know how... "massagers" are generally also... "dual purpose" items?
C'est_La_V 11/27/2020
You mean like Ami-chan's Hello Kitty??
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Yes, well... Haruka saw an ad for a massager the other day.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
How do you get from a massager to the ER?
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
Well, in her quest for supreme.... "relaxation" she acquired this:
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020




// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
That... is a *gun*.
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
As she discovered when she applied it... to herself.
// J_Daito // 11/27/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mdm_Maestro 11/27/2020
I can still hear the screams.





November 2, 2002: Usagi was reflecting on the past, when Zirconia attacked using Jiji, determined to find the Light of Hope. As the Senshi teleported in, Helios appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Mamoru got brainwashed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden powerup. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
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"Don't we have an alien invasion or something to prepare for? I 've got to go clean the house."
-- Michiru




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