Suburban Senshi Entry #2205 - “14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!”

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
It's 2020 and I'm bored AF. I think I want to do a watch party like we used to in the old days

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
I'm game, what are we watching?

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
A legendary(?) anime that we all know the overall story of but for whatever reason we never got around to seeing aside from the live action versions.

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
Let me guess, the show with my Ex-boyfriend L

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Oh, you're finally admitting to that?

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
shrugs

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Yes, Death Note. A horrible show about horrible people doing horrible things.

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's Seinfeld.

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
True.

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
But yeah its' on Netflix so why the hell not

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
LET'S DO THIS

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
A heavy metal J-POP opening, that's how you know it's the year 2000

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Oh look Gary Busey sitting on a rock.

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
That's Ryuk

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
I can't tell the difference they both look coked out of their minds

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"If I write someone's name in this and they die does this make me a murderer?" WHADDYA THINK

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
"Death Note and How to use it: An Idiot's guide."

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
"im bak maym an im a ceral kaller"

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
"I'm the only one who can do it" he says~

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
..And just like that he went from wanting to dispense justice to wanting to become the new god of humanity.

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Well he is the "most diligent and honorable student in all of Japan."

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
So the message is hat Honorable and diligent students are psychopaths. Got it.

Mizunomics01 08/08/2020
I take offense at that!

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Okay miss 30th century killer gundams mad scientist

GERMATOID 08/08/2020
TIME FOR EPISODE 2

Perfect1 08/08/2020
Episode 2 - where all the police decide that doing their job is too difficult, so they farm it all out to L.

=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
No no episode two , where "Light teaches us how to make a drawer with a fake base"

C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
Like yours where you hid your special magazines and catnip!!

=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
W-WAIT YOU KNEW ABOUT THAT?!

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
...what "special magazines?"

C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
I'll tell you when you're older, Hotaru-chan!!

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
I AM THIRTY NINE

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Not right now lol you're eleven years old again

FireFly_9 08/08/2020
ONLY IN THE FLESH

Reverend_H 08/08/2020
still yo that s[BLEEP]t would get me arrested yo

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
fak tal mi abutit imnyne handrad an savatean yearsz ol

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
The Loli princess of the future everyone.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
battar dan facking tramp

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"Those who have a clear conscience are cheering Kira from the sidelines" *shows picture of girl who texted her wish to have Kira murder everyone*

GERMATOID 08/08/2020
THIS IS SUBTEXT KIDS

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
On to Episode 3

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
OH S[BLEEP]T KIRA'S DAD IS_WHO_

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
♡ Derecious ♡

IrnChef_Jovian 08/08/2020
I'm enjoying the battle of wits they're setting up between L and Kira.

=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
Someone is stalking Kira?

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
"Give me half your life and I'll give you my eyes."

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
He just just pull a Seth Rollins and steal it with steel steps to the face.

Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
Oh wow the bus scene I only ever saw the clip on youtube long ago.

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
Episode 5 - "Once you have a family you'll be so busy you'll forget you ever were an agent."

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's not stereotypical at all

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Forget about your critical thinking skills, woman, and focus on having my babies!

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
SAYONARA RAY PEMBER

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
hloy krap

Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
L's introduction was kind of normal...?

SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Episode 7 - man I love that Netflix autoskips OPs and EDs you save so much time

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
I wonder if Maki was lying about the kanji used in her name.

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
HAHAHA IT WAS AN ALIAS

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Now he has to kill her before she can reach the police. This is getting intense.

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
OH S[BLEEP]T DON'T TELL HIM

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FireFly_9 08/09/2020
What do you have in your bag of Potato chips, Kira?

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
That is one intense potato chip eating scene.

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
Though I feel that bag of chips with a TV in it would be totally awesome. Portable entertainment and snacks

Flame_Sniper 08/09/2020
Now I want potato chips

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/09/2020
itz like midnyte

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
If we can power through we can get through at least the first cour

FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Did they even do cour for anime back in 2007?

Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
L's remark that the idea that a god would need a person's face and name to kill them is ridiculous is ironic, because they actually do.

FireFly_9 08/09/2020
It shows that no matter how smart he is,, he can still be wrong.

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
So why did you break up with him, 'taru?

FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Have you seen how intense he gets

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
THIS COMING FROM THE GIRL WHO ROCKS BACK AND FORTH QUOTING YEATS AND DROOLING FOR THE ESCHATON

FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Look this and that are two completely separate things.

IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
I just realized... where are L's eyebrows? People without eyebrows creep me out a little <_<

C'est_La_V 08/09/2020
I never thought a scene of two people just sitting next to each other could be so intense!

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
L going right up to Kira was a masterstroke. This is getting ridiculously super tense.

=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
WAIT WHAT HIS DAT WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
^DAD

Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
His father seemed stressed, what if it was a natural heart attack?

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
LOL you called it - even though it was fatigue

EmaSkye_LAPD 08/09/2020
KIRA went to the Press?! Or is this a copycat?

IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
Guys I can't stay up any more

SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
All right, next time we pick back up from Episode 11!