2349. Crass Craven Christmas Commercialism, and Calendars too!12/10/23
2348. [Lore] What happens if a pregnant senshi transforms? 11/06/23
2347. Frustration! Irritation! Scenes to burn into your brain without limitation!! 09/27/23
2346. From goths to planets! A smashing good time!! 09/21/23
2345. Modern Metaphysical musings! On Reincarnation and Undying love!!09/15/23
2344. Selling out! Various degrees of Selling out!! 09/14/23
2343. Embrace the Stupid! How to trap the Author - You'll Swear by it!! 09/13/23
2342. It's not easy to walk on water! P(r)ay to the Moon Goddess for Great Success!!09/07/23
2341. The best part of waking up! It's Caffeine in your cup [noodle]!!09/06/23
2340. Sasuke, the original Ninja Sex party! And Hotaru, is that how you relax?!08/31/23
2339. The many rabbits of the moon! Historical blackmail revealed!! 08/28/23
2338. The Pain of Pondering Plots! Suburban Senshi, a Tale of Three Cities ends now!! Happy 21st Anniversary!!!08/25/23
2337. Lingering on that Cliffhanger! The Pain of Hard Cheese!! 08/24/23
2336. Orichimaru: It's what's for Dinner! Also, Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 12!!08/23/23
2335. Naruto and Rei-chan have something in common!? Believe it!! 08/22/23
2334. The future of Suburban Senshi's Blog Revealed?? Also, Part Eleven of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!" 08/21/23
2333. It's good caculation! Episode 10 of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/20/23
2332. Better than Pizza at the push of a button? It's Episode Nine of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/18/23
2331. Its bad information! Also, Episode Eight of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!! 08/16/23
2330. Stop mixing your fluids with things! Also, it's Episode 7 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!! 08/13/23
2329. Why sleep? It's Episode Six of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/11/23
2328. It's the morning! Time for Part FIVE of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/08/23
2327. Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!08/04/23
2326. Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!08/03/23
2325. It's a little big problem! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Episode 2! 08/02/23
2324. Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!07/31/23
2323. The Future starts now! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities - Prologue!! 07/28/23
2322. Explained! The NARUTO!!07/25/23
2321. Portents! Signs! Problems! The next arc is about to begin!! 07/23/23
2320. Portent for the future? A Procrastinator's Promise!! 06/20/23
2319. A Parent's Pride! It's Father's Day!! 06/18/23
2318. Someone get than man a mech! His Heroic Dreams!! 05/06/23
2317. It's pizza time! Fun for all good girls and boys!! 05/05/23
2316. Trek into Awesome! Make it so!! (Star Trek Picard Season 3 Spoilers)05/01/23
2315. It's Magic! Daddy's Elixir of Love!! 04/18/23
2314. Forbidden Lore dump! In which Haruka takes a dump on Lore!! 04/08/23
2313. It's Cheesy fun! A quick review of Mad Heidi!!04/08/23
2312. Ding Ding Ding! Vince is back in the ring!! 04/04/23
2311. Creepy Moustache Sky Bikes! It's WrestleMania Weekend!!04/02/23
2310. Dinosaurs, Spaghetti and Big Cats, oh my! 03/31/23
2309. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!!03/30/23
2308. The computers are taking over! AI, AI, AI!!03/30/23
2307. It's Quality Lifestyle Choice! Bootleg Sailor Moon!!03/28/23
2306. From WWE Universe to the Metaverse! Random Ramblings Abound!!03/27/23
2305. [Politics] When wishes for "justice" turn reality into fantasy! Can we trust anything any more??03/23/23
2304. Is it 2003 again? A heartfelt wish for a better tomorrow!! 03/20/23
2303. The One is back?? Review: Matrix Resurrections!!03/19/23
2302. Power up! Review: Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!!03/17/23
2301. The future is frightening! Predicting the AI Apocalypse!! 03/16/23
2300. Questionable life choices! Haruka's shocking Turn!!03/15/23
2299. Conspiracies! Fraud! Desperation! It's all about dat Moon!!03/14/23
2298. Let's try this again, again~! Blogging without limits!!03/13/23
2297. This fight gives you wood! Witness: HIDARI!! 03/12/23
2296. Lighting up the stage once again! Sailor Scene Stealers!!01/31/23
2295. AI AI AI friends don't let friends let AI write for them01/16/23
2294. Burdensome Destiny! A Mother's love!! 12/29/22
2293. What Price Lulz?12/12/22
2292. [Nobody November] Behold! Michiru's final Piece of Resistance!! 11/30/22
2291. [Nobody November] Behold! Pure Animal Desire!! 11/29/22
2290. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat in a Hat!!11/28/22
2289. [Nobody November] Behold! Senshi? No! Superhero!!11/27/22
2288. [Nobody November] Behold! What do I see from the sea??11/26/22
2287. [Nobody November] Behold! The historic kiss of historical hysterics!!11/25/22
2286. [Nobody November] Behold! The true power couple!! 11/24/22
2285. [Nobody November] Behold! Hotaru's Bizarre Adventure!!11/23/22
2284. [Nobody November] Behold! the 99th bottle of beer! 11/22/22
2283. [Nobody November] Behold! She Who Screams at the World!!11/21/22
2282. [Nobody November] Behold! The new Hotness - It'll burn your brain!!11/20/22
2281. [Nobody November] Behold! The Gothic Princess of Saturn!! 11/19/22
2280. [Nobody November] Behold! Ass Musk!!11/18/22
2279. [Nobody November] Behold! Boob-arm!!11/17/22
2278. [Nobody November] Behold! The Hot cooking not-the-Mama!!11/16/22
2277. [Nobody November] Behold! The Cat's Meow!!11/15/22
2276. [Nobody November] Behold! That fire in your soul!!11/14/22
2275. [Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!11/13/22
2274. [Nobody November] Behold! A Cat in a Hat!!11/12/22
2273. [Nobody Novemeber] Behold! The Fitness of a Crimefighting Idol!11/11/22
2272. [Nobody November] Art is a contrast! The Quality of Life!!11/10/22
2271. [Nobody November] Behold! The Mad Mentality of Mercury!11/09/22
2270. [Nobody November] Behold! The Burning Secrets of Hino Rei's Culinary Kitchen!!11/08/22
2269. [Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!11/07/22
2268. [Nobody November] Behold! The Beholder Beholding things Best not Beholden!!11/06/22
2267. [Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!11/05/22
2266. [Nobody November] Behold! Doctor Xadium!!11/04/22
2265. [Nobody November] Revealed! The Unseen Artemis!!11/03/22
2264. [Nobody November] Behold! The Everywoman!!11/02/22
2263. [Nobody November] Foxy Babes! Nature's Warriors of the Space!!11/01/22
2262. It's a revolution!! Scarier than Halloween, Kaioh Michiru presents 'Nobody November!'10/31/22
2261. Even a Hotaru can smile! The Pleasures of Destruction!! 10/06/22
2260. Third Time's the Charm?? Umino's next cashgrab! 09/21/22
2259. Minako's Miscalculation! Artemis' Life of Regrets!!09/20/22
2258. There are some fights you can't win! Hotaru's Marsellus Wallace moment!!09/19/22
2257. The Burning was Imperfect! Senshi's bad day!! 09/18/22
2256. 20 years later, a radical new approach appears! The Senshi in peril!! 09/08/22
2255. A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??09/06/22
2254. His Desperation! Artemis sells his soul on eBay!!09/05/22
2253. In anime, the older you get the hotter you get! The golden rule shown once again!!09/04/22
2252. Enough is Enough! One man's Rebellion against The Disrespect!!09/03/22
2251. All hail the new Moon Queen! Danny DevitOH MY GOD!!09/02/22
2250. Now there are two of them?! A Dark Lord of the Sh!t appears??!09/01/22
2249. Time, the destroyer of all things! Artemis learns a shocking fact!! 08/31/22
2248. It's an Optimus Crime I tell you! Dead body of the fallen leader for Sale!!08/30/22
2247. Catboy Ramen Water high on Protein! Haruka high on Life!!08/28/22
2246. HISTORIC! It's Suburban Senshi's 20th Anniversary! Saban Moon MiST!!08/25/22
2245. Sailormoon S: The Nuts in the Shell07/09/22
2244. ...06/25/22
2243. Mina-P's Special Time DEBUT 04/26/22
2242. [Retraction!] Skip Wolf Warrior 204/10/22
2241. [ Movie Review ] Wolf Warrior 204/09/22
2240. A new era begins! Mina-P's Exciting time!! 02/14/22
2239. Haruka Ten'ou is Marked for Death! (No she just saw a crappy 90's movie)12/14/21
2238. Suburban Senshi Thanksgiving Special in December! MST of The Humanoid!!12/11/21
2237. [SPAM MiST] Haruka's desperation! Searching Emails for the secret to Better Loving!!11/08/21
2236. Oh no! Someone told Aino Minako about the Squid Games!!10/18/21
2235. Hit 'em with your best shot10/15/21
2234. A Star Treks into musings of mortality10/14/21
2233. [Motoki Rescue Arc - END] What did history record!? The low effort resolution!!10/03/21
2232. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Michiru makes her move! It's a Monstrous Magia Maiden!10/02/21
2231. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Holy id, Batman! The Darkest Timeline approaches!!09/29/21
2230. [Motoki Rescue Arc] A new Challenger Appears?! Wait, that's--!09/19/21
2229. [Motoki Rescue Arc] What evil lurks in the mind of Mo'09/08/21
2228. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Breaking Through! From one crazed mind to another!!08/24/21
2227. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Into the Mind of Motoki! The only taste is Salt!!08/02/21
2226. [MOTOKI RESCUE ARC] Stranded07/23/21
2225. [Motoki Rescue Arc] Enter - THE SNOTILUS06/23/21
2224. [ Motoki Rescue Arc ] Scanning the Brain! Motoki's damaged mentality revealed!! 06/16/21
2223. Nostalgic memories and a turtle's curse! A deadline to save Motoki's soul!!06/12/21
2222. What's YOUR Youtube ASMR?06/05/21
2221. A new era of communication begins! Introducing Mugen Messenger!!06/04/21
2220. The Name Blame Game05/11/21
2219. Botched Shane MacMahon Promo or Drunk Ten'ou Haruka? YOU DECIDE!!03/09/21
2218. Exploding with Pleasure! Exploding with Passion! Exploding with Fury! Haruka's reaction to the end of AEW Revolution 2021!! (Spoilers)03/08/21
2217. A fight for the ages! The true story of Haruka and Michiru vs Usagi at Mugen!!03/01/21
2216. Haruka's Birthday is truly is an unfortunate time01/28/21
2215. The Cream Rises to the Top12/07/20
2214. Panic at the Discord11/30/20
2213. Haruka's Black Friday Mistake11/27/20
2212. Happy Thanksgiving from Suburban Senshi! 11/26/20
2211. Sketch Sessions 002 - Ongoing Fashion Disaster11/06/20
2210. A Special Election indeed (Sketch Sessions 0111/05/20
2209. In the name of the moon and the International Standards of Weights and Measures, I will punish you! 10/19/20
2208. WHAAAT? It's been eighteen years? Catching up with the Suburban Senshi!!08/25/20
2207. We always did have a blind spot for Venus-sama~08/17/20
2206. Some things are better off DEAD! The Suburban Senshi react to the rest of the Death Note Anime [Episodes 11-37]!!08/09/20
2205. 14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!08/09/20
2204. Back in Blargh~08/04/20
2203. In a Hot Spot06/25/20
2202. [GrimDark Arc] Fear her Pink Sugar Heart Attack~06/04/20
2201. Art is in the voice of the beholder06/01/20
2200. [ Grimdark Arc ] Floating on Clouds Nine and Ten05/30/20
2199. [ Grimdark Arc ] All Fired up~05/26/20
2198. Where does Haruka get those wonderful suits?05/25/20
2197. Smile! You're in the Picture at last!05/24/20
2196. Haruka takes the Sailor Moon Drawing Challenge!!05/21/20
2195. Great Moments in Suburban Senshi History: Sad Departure05/19/20
2194. Family Flashback Fun 90's style05/17/20
2193. DEEP LORE DROP! The Spiritual Space-Screams of the Silver Millennium through Space and Time!05/15/20
2192. Lockdown Diversionary Tactics 05/14/20
2191. BEHIND THE SCENES - Suburban Senshi Podcast with Retro Fanfic Retrospective!04/17/20
2190. Blame Big Papa04/06/20
2189. In poor taste03/12/20
2188. More fun that a Big Daddy Turtle! Hiatus 1 and "Whatever happened to the Suburban Senshi" now in the story collections!!01/14/20
2187. Alexa, we're in the sh*t now. 01/08/20
2186. MST: Mansplaining to Women for Fun and Profit01/07/20
2185. Superhero Superstars of the WWE - Plus Ultra [Lashley]?01/03/20
2184. The Perils of Commercialization12/20/19
2183. That's one Powerful P*ssy12/19/19
2182. Flushed with Anticipation11/21/19
2181. Announcing the Suburban Senshi collections - The S and SuperS comics!09/15/19
2180. Beryl got Back (and got back~)09/14/19
2179. Twitter Test09/13/19
2178. The Sub. Senshi go to the Minnesota State Fair (by UltraMatt)09/01/19
2177. Quality Parenting08/30/19
2176. Science08/29/19
2175. Medical Heroics Plus Ultra08/28/19
2174. Motoki Finds True Love?08/27/19
2173. Hotaru wut u doing08/26/19
2172. Suburban Senshi is NOT old enough to Vote today! <_<08/25/19
2171. Suburban Senshi is OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE today! (08/25/19
2170. You've got to FIGHT... for the RIGHT... to POTTY~!08/13/19
2169. Back to the IRC II (Test)08/11/19

Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2205 - “14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!”
#2205 “14 years late! The Suburban Senshi react to the Death Note anime! Episodes 1-10!!”
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
It's 2020 and I'm bored AF. I think I want to do a watch party like we used to in the old days
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
I'm game, what are we watching?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
A legendary(?) anime that we all know the overall story of but for whatever reason we never got around to seeing aside from the live action versions.
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
Let me guess, the show with my Ex-boyfriend L
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Oh, you're finally admitting to that?
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Yes, Death Note. A horrible show about horrible people doing horrible things.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's Seinfeld.
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
But yeah its' on Netflix so why the hell not
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
A heavy metal J-POP opening, that's how you know it's the year 2000
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Oh look Gary Busey sitting on a rock.
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
That's Ryuk
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
I can't tell the difference they both look coked out of their minds
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"If I write someone's name in this and they die does this make me a murderer?" WHADDYA THINK
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
"Death Note and How to use it: An Idiot's guide."
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
"im bak maym an im a ceral kaller"
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
"I'm the only one who can do it" he says~
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
..And just like that he went from wanting to dispense justice to wanting to become the new god of humanity.
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Well he is the "most diligent and honorable student in all of Japan."
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
So the message is hat Honorable and diligent students are psychopaths. Got it.
Mizunomics01 08/08/2020
I take offense at that!
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Okay miss 30th century killer gundams mad scientist
GERMATOID 08/08/2020
Perfect1 08/08/2020
Episode 2 - where all the police decide that doing their job is too difficult, so they farm it all out to L.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
No no episode two , where "Light teaches us how to make a drawer with a fake base"
C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
Like yours where you hid your special magazines and catnip!!
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
...what "special magazines?"
C'est_La_V 08/08/2020
I'll tell you when you're older, Hotaru-chan!!
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Not right now lol you're eleven years old again
FireFly_9 08/08/2020
Reverend_H 08/08/2020
still yo that s[BLEEP]t would get me arrested yo
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
fak tal mi abutit imnyne handrad an savatean yearsz ol
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
The Loli princess of the future everyone.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
battar dan facking tramp
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
"Those who have a clear conscience are cheering Kira from the sidelines" *shows picture of girl who texted her wish to have Kira murder everyone*
GERMATOID 08/08/2020
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
On to Episode 3
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
♡ Derecious ♡
IrnChef_Jovian 08/08/2020
I'm enjoying the battle of wits they're setting up between L and Kira.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/08/2020
Someone is stalking Kira?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
"Give me half your life and I'll give you my eyes."
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
He just just pull a Seth Rollins and steal it with steel steps to the face.
Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
Oh wow the bus scene I only ever saw the clip on youtube long ago.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
Episode 5 - "Once you have a family you'll be so busy you'll forget you ever were an agent."
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
That's not stereotypical at all
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Forget about your critical thinking skills, woman, and focus on having my babies!
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/08/2020
hloy krap
Flame_Sniper 08/08/2020
L's introduction was kind of normal...?
SpeedRcr_X 08/08/2020
Episode 7 - man I love that Netflix autoskips OPs and EDs you save so much time
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
I wonder if Maki was lying about the kanji used in her name.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
Now he has to kill her before she can reach the police. This is getting intense.
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/08/2020
// J_Daito // 08/08/2020
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
What do you have in your bag of Potato chips, Kira?
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
That is one intense potato chip eating scene.
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
Though I feel that bag of chips with a TV in it would be totally awesome. Portable entertainment and snacks
Flame_Sniper 08/09/2020
Now I want potato chips
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 08/09/2020
itz like midnyte
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
If we can power through we can get through at least the first cour
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Did they even do cour for anime back in 2007?
Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
L's remark that the idea that a god would need a person's face and name to kill them is ridiculous is ironic, because they actually do.
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
It shows that no matter how smart he is,, he can still be wrong.
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
So why did you break up with him, 'taru?
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Have you seen how intense he gets
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
FireFly_9 08/09/2020
Look this and that are two completely separate things.
IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
I just realized... where are L's eyebrows? People without eyebrows creep me out a little <_<
C'est_La_V 08/09/2020
I never thought a scene of two people just sitting next to each other could be so intense!
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
L going right up to Kira was a masterstroke. This is getting ridiculously super tense.
=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
=/\catablanca/\= 08/09/2020
Mizunomics01 08/09/2020
His father seemed stressed, what if it was a natural heart attack?
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
LOL you called it - even though it was fatigue
EmaSkye_LAPD 08/09/2020
KIRA went to the Press?! Or is this a copycat?
IrnChef_Jovian 08/09/2020
Guys I can't stay up any more
SpeedRcr_X 08/09/2020
All right, next time we pick back up from Episode 11!

October 8, 2001: Ikuko was meditating in front of the holy mirror, when the team of Cyprine and Ptilol attacked using Uderin, determined to settle a grudge with the Sailor Soldiers. As the Senshi powered up in righteous anger, Nephlite joined them, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Prince Endymion got left half-dead. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
[12:07] <FireFly_9> Sempai, how can you stand for love-love when you see how men objectify women?
[12:08] <C'est_la_V [at work]> but women objectify men too
[12:08] <FireFly_9> Not nearly as much
[12:09] <C'est_la_V [at work]> Of course we do, we're just quieter about it :P
[12:09] <=^catablanca^=> You women just treat us like hunks of meat T_T
[12:09] <FireFly_9> I don't objectify men!
[12:10] <C'est_la_V [at work]> You don't want to have anything to do with them, so of course you don't
[12:10] <C'est_la_V [at work]> But once you start having preferences, you'll start looking for those preferences, making them into object-things that either have them or they don't
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> Aino making sense WTF

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