2387. Random Internet finds! The coolest map ever and the French trying to stop lovers from lovingly loving!!06/13/24
2386. Humanity! The butt of evolution's Joke!!06/12/24
2385. Mooo-vin on up! CLEVER TITLE HERE!!06/11/24
2384. It's Morning face! Michiru's terrible beauty secret revealed!!06/10/24
2383. Vengeful Coiffure! Hotaru's Hair Care Secret, revealed!! 06/09/24
2382. Inspirational Quote here! Weekend Randomness!! 06/08/24
2381. Shaiking our fists at the Cloud! The modern Internet SUCKS lately edition!!06/07/24
2380. History is a fragile chain of memory! Eat the wrong fish and your best friend could become goth!! 06/06/24
2379. It can say a thousand words! Pictures that tell all!! 06/05/24
2378. The "Let's complain about Microsoft" edition and playing SailorMoon's organ??06/04/24
2377. It's Trauma! From Stage to Screen to the Mind of the Golden Crescent it's all here!! 06/03/24
2376. Questionable Life choices once more! The things people do!! 06/02/24
2375. Random Techie / Sexy Jibba-Jabba06/01/24
2374. Catching up on the Golden Crescent Arc AND The shocking truth about Sailor Moon revealed!!05/31/24
2373. Budokai status update! Subsen brackets up, Chatbox slots filling fast!! 05/30/24
2372. We interrupt this dramu for a special announcement! BUDOKAI SEASON'S BACK, BABY!!05/29/24
2371. rei.bot reports! The latest happenings in the Golden Crescent Saga!05/17/24
2370. Fighting the future! The Return of Yuki Sakuraba!! 05/04/24
2369. A grand conspiracy unfolds! The shocking start of the INFILTRATION // Past History Arc!!04/28/24
2368. Catching up is hard to do! The world moves fast when you've been stuck on an island!!04/25/24
2367. Paisley's Spring Adventure Travelogue! The Island Vacation Adventure Arc Ends!!!04/12/24
2366. PSA: Don't forget to change your c[l]ocks03/10/24
2365. RIP Akira Toriyama 03/07/24
2364. [Beach Arc 2024] Not just another day at the beach! Secrets of Ten'ou Haruka and the distant past, revealed! A new adventure begins!! 03/05/24
2363. [LORE] Can only women have Sailor Crystals? 02/20/24
2363.
2362. [Sailor V Selection Arc] A Kind Man! The Great Healer, Revealed!!01/18/24
2361. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Bad Day in Roppongi Hills!01/14/24
2360. [Sailor V Selection Arc] Yuki's attacker revealed! A blast from the past!! 01/12/24
2359. [ Sailor V Selection Arc ] Big Tragedy! Yuki Sakuraba attacked!! 01/08/24
2358. New Year, New Era! Welcome to Earth 1337-A! The Sailor V Selection Arc begins!!01/02/24


Legacy Archives

Suburban Senshi Entry #2184 - “The Perils of Commercialization”
#2184 “The Perils of Commercialization”
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
So I'm sure everyone remembers the Folgers incest commercial.
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
...wait, the what
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
You probably weren't alive at the time
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
anyway, it was a Folgers commercial about a brother coming back from the Peace Corps and meeting his sister for the first time in years who is all grown up™ and the way they are interacting it's pretty clear they have a Lannister thing going on
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Why are we talking about this
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Because I've found the continuation of that saga
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Really...?
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Rei-san?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Yeah check it.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
This is the best thing ever
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
What the f[BLEEP]k did I just walk into
Flame_Sniper 12/20/2019
Siblings who want to f[BLEEP]k, apparently
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
So is this like Alabama, where "cousins" are lovers?
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
LOOK just because we had to go undercover there that ONE TIME and didn't really think the cover story through
Mdm_Maestro 12/20/2019
You mean you didn't think the cover story through, dear.
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
DETAILS
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 12/20/2019
ror "i jast went 2 fak mai brudar!" hshsshshshshshshshs
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
Oh god, I need a brain cleanser after that.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
here
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
Baby Yoda? It's not like you to like cute s[BLEEP]t, Lyrica.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Haruka.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
Have you seen the Fangs on that thing? And it doesn't bat an eye when Mando murders for it. I'm telling you, we're going to see an evil Yoda when it grows up. MARK MY WORDS.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
(and I can't wait)
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
That would be an interesting twist for everyone buying into the merch now.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert 12/20/2019
It'll be f[BLEEP]king delicious
SpeedRcr_X 12/20/2019
But REMEMBER. For DELICIOUS F[BLEEP]KING, Folgers INCEST COFFEE!
FireFly_9 12/20/2019
ugh





January 14, 1999: Makoto and Haruka were desperately trying to forge an alliance with the three transgender aliens, when Eudial attacked using Chagaama, determined to find the golden dream mirror. As the Senshi unleashed attack after attack to no effect, Endymion appeared, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Tuxedo Mask got to use a steel-tipped rose in battle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.
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<// J_Daito //> And they can't complain because it's socially unacceptable to bitch at cripples! HAHAHAHAHA




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