Suburban Senshi Entry #2164 - “Haruka vs. Hotaru! Their WrestleMania 35 Predictions!!”

RedCrow 04/07/2019
Well it's time for a tradition that's kind of fallen by the wayside (much like the rest of this site amirite) where Haruka will pit her Wrestling "smark" skills against the booking staff of WWE to see if she can predict the outcome of WrestleMania.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
And against me, the non-wrestling fan.

Rule34Rocks 04/07/2019
How can you not be a fan? Sweaty, muscular men grappling one another~?

Flame_Sniper 04/07/2019
I know, right?

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Well we can't all be fujoshi.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Anyway let's get this started. We're going by the card as listed here.

Reverend_H 04/07/2019
Yo are we not going to talk about that f[BLEEP]ked up attack on Bret Hart at the Hall of Fame Ceremony, yo?

Aya-chan! 04/07/2019
Ara, that has already been edited out of the rebroadcast.

// J_Daito // 04/07/2019
So it's down the memory hole like Chris Benoit's career?

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Okay let's just get started <_<'

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Ronda Rousey v. Charlotte Flair v. Becky Lynch - I think we all want Becky to win, but I'm going to go with Little Kuriboh and say that backstage crap like contracts and the symbolism of having the original "4 Horsewomen" show up at the end with all the belts means that Vince's pet Blonde will win this one.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
I say it will be Becky Lynch, there's too much momentum behind her.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
You mean like how Braun Strowman had atomic power behind him and then all of a sudden he's back in the midcard? (Which by the way he's my pick for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale)

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
...I don't even care enough about that match to speculate. Does anything ever come of winning that any more?

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
It did for one year and that was it.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Lesnar vs Rollins - I pick Lesnar because Vince loves his roided hulk-men and the potential of a dual UFC-WWE Champ is just too much for him to pass up.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Rollins because the lack of a title scene on Raw just has stagnated everything, and if Lesnar DOES ever get that UFC match you keep talking about and wins their belt you know he can just come back and take the title. There's no upside to him retaining.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
I think we can both agree that Kofi Kingston will win against Daniel Bryan, no?

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Yeah. I don't know how LONG his reign will be, but he's gonna walk out of WM the champ. Anything else would be dirt-stupid.

Reverend_H 04/07/2019
WWE and dirt-stupid choices? Never, yo.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Reigns vs. McIntyre? Reigns for the feel-good story of the night.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Mmm. I think Reigns by result of a Disqualification as I doubt the match will end cleanly.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Styles vs. Orton - Orton because for some reason he's being shoved in everyone's face again probably for another title run.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Styles because this is there the feud ends.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Batista vs HHH - Batista so that HHH can go back behind the camera for good-- yeah right, HHH will never stay back there. Batista is going down for this last swansong.

Rule34Rocks 04/07/2019
I'm not nosebleeding, you're nosebleeding

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Ugh, phrasing. And I think Batista will win because he's expressed great interest in returning to the ring for one last run.

// J_Daito // 04/07/2019
For a non-fan you sure know a lot.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Because Haruka-poppa keeps talking about it all the time.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Lashley vs. Finn Balor - Balor. If the Demon is coming out this isn't even a contest.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
I concur.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio - Rey Mysterio because WWE doesn't comprehend that someone like Joe would be a monster holding a belt and Rey is the known crowd pleasing quantity.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Joe because of some kind of shenanigans with Rey's son, who has mysteriously been around him ALL the time like some kind of Stand.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
The Womens' 4 way tag match - Bailey and Sasha because of the aforementioned 4 Horsewomen dream ending.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Concur BUT I think they will also resort to heel-like tactics to win.

C'est_La_V 04/07/2019
Noo, Bailey, don't break everyone's heart!!

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Miz vs Shane (christ this is a huge card, we're only 2/3rds done) - Miz for that sweet revenge, but not without Shane doing some ridiculous over the top supermove.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Disagree. Shane for the win because this feud is just getting started.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Angle vs Corbin - Corbin because the retiring wrestler always loses on the way out.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Angle. Angle because this is Corbin for god's sake. For lack of a pedigreeed final opponent there is no way they will let Angle lose in disgrace.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Smackdown Tag Titles - Ricochet and Aleister Black as they are fresh and exciting and new blood in a stale division.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
The Usos as it is better storytelling to have Ricochet and Aleister be in the hunt for now. This feud is just starting.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Raw Tag titles - The Revival as they need to be bribed to keep them from jumping to AEW.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
Yes. Plus Curt Hawkins' losing streak must be preserved.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
Buddy Murphy vs Tony Nese -- who are these guys again? I don't watch 205.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
/roll 1d2

Reverend_H 04/07/2019
OMG really yo

Reverend_H 04/07/2019
Imma pick Nese

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
...yes let's just go with that and move on.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
You know, I will pick someone other than Braun for the battle Royale. Andrade.

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
All right

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
The Women's battle Royale - Lacey Evans - she's not a confirmed entrant but with all those walk-ons you know she's got to appear somewhere right

Reverend_H 04/07/2019
Naw man she's the next Emma, all hype and then nothin' yo.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
I say Asuka because she really needs justice done.

Rule34Rocks 04/07/2019
'Justice' and 'WWE Booking' are two opposite concepts.

RedCrow 04/07/2019
So at the end on this list they pose a question. Cena. What will he do, if anything?

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
I would love for him to face Angle, in which case he would win, but I would ALSO love for him to lose to Taker for HIS goodbye match.

FireFly_9 04/07/2019
I would think Cena leaving would be its own hyped event, though. Maybe a WrestleMania 36 event?

SpeedRcr_X 04/07/2019
That's a long time from now though, and I dunno how much more either guy has in them to keep this up. Cena because his career elsewhere is getting huge and Taker because his is winding down.

RedCrow 04/07/2019
So there you have it! Our predictions for WrestleMania 35! Tune in Monday to see who got it the most wrong! What are your picks? Let us know in the comments below!

Aya-chan! 04/07/2019
(All 5 of you that are still reading)

RedCrow 04/07/2019
<_<