Suburban Senshi Entry #2148 - “eBay Tuesday - Not so Pretty Lady”
#2148 “eBay Tuesday - Not so Pretty Lady”
Reverend_H 06/16/2018
That's how you get diseases, yo.
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/16/2018
ASIDE FROM THAT ALL PRECAUTIONS WERE TAKEN
PoundMYMochi 06/16/2018
...eight *weeks* Mamo-chan. I was in there for EIGHT WEEKS.
C'est_La_V 06/16/2018
Speaking of hospitals, I have to take Artemis to the vet today...
// J_Daito // 06/16/2018
Oh, finally going to give him the old "snip, snip", eh?
C'est_La_V 06/16/2018
...I'm not taking him there to kill him it's just for a checkup!!
Mizunomics01 06/16/2018
It was a joke about getting him neutered, not euthanized, Minako-chan.
C'est_La_V 06/16/2018
...for men isn't it the same thing??
IrnChef_Jovian 06/16/2018
oh, burn
Reverend_H 06/19/2018
You joke yo, but...
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
SO GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, EVERYONE
Mizunomics01 06/19/2018
Tuesday.
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
WRONG
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
IT'S eBAY TUESDAY
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
Let's see what based eBay god has for us today:
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018








// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
..."Pretty" Lady
Mdm_Maestro 06/19/2018
"Used"
RedCrow 06/19/2018
So one lie, and a truth
Flame_Sniper 06/19/2018
What is with that 80's hair
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 06/19/2018
wear da fack r mai odendoes
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
You don't have "Odangoes"
HRH Serenity III 06/19/2018
Oh but I will~ ♡
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
...
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
Your ability to go from turnip headed runt to smoking sex-goddess is terrifying and arousing.
MurdeR_Grrl 06/19/2018
...Watch it, boyfriend~
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
Oh I am~
HRH Serenity III 06/19/2018
Tee-hee~ ♡
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
<_<
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
ANYWAY back to the listing WHAT is up with her dress
SpeedRcr_X 06/19/2018
And why does she look like a chubby-cheeked squirrel
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
She's gettign ready to spit acid
HRH Serenity III 06/19/2018
Oh I never spit~
Reverend_H 06/19/2018
...
Capt. Jack Harkness 06/19/2018
...
OG_Iron_Man 06/19/2018
...
Reverend_H 06/19/2018
Tell me I get to be king in da future yo
HRH Serenity III 06/19/2018
Well the Crystal Millennium is a matriarchy so that role's not as glamorous as you might think~
HRH Serenity III 06/19/2018
Are you sure you want be a glorified Tuxedo Mask?
Reverend_H 06/19/2018
So I get to do nothing for 90% of the day and make a stupid speech for 5 seconds and then get the main girl at the end o ft he day, yo? HELLS yeah.
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
...When you put it that way, he does warrant some respect.
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/19/2018
....
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
But only some. No, no, I lost it now.
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡ 06/19/2018
I think Tuxedo Mask is so hunky!
"Silicon" Momoko 06/19/2018
...Gaijin exchange student how are you still 15?
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/19/2018
....
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡ 06/19/2018
I'm actuaslly 14 the power of the Silver Crystal keeps me tender and fresh!
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/19/2018
Hi I'm Chiba Mamoru, and it's a pleasure to meet you
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡ 06/19/2018
I'm Serena Tsukino, from AMERICA!
// J_Daito // 06/19/2018
What is happening here
PoundMYMochi 06/19/2018
NOTHING
PoundMYMochi 06/19/2018
NOTHING IS HAPPENING HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD SOMEONE IS GETTING STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY DEAD
♡ Darienz_BAE ♡ 06/19/2018
Oh wow my Japanese Twin who's older, lazier and a failure in life!
PoundMYMochi 06/19/2018
EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
C'est_La_V 06/19/2018
...this is great







February 15, 2002: Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto were at the Hikawa shrine, when Germatoid attacked using Dragon, determined to find the rainbow crystals. As the Senshi got tired of being kicked around, Safir joined them, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Prince Endymion got tortured by horrible dreams. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
 


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[08:37] <C'est_la_V> Wehn I'm happy he's happy, he says, so if Ispend his money on making me happy then he gets happy too, so we're all happy and it's selfless isn't it??
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> .......
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Neko wins
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> I AM THE ONLY NEKO HERE DAMMIT
[08:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Agitated, Arty?
[08:38] * =^catablanca^= hangs his head
[08:38] <=^catablanca^=> All those years training her and this is how she ends up
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> You trained me to fight evil and take no money for it
[08:39] <C'est_la_V> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T EARN A LIVING


 
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