Suburban Senshi Entry #2136 - “eBay Tuesdays - Cursed listing! Enter Hayano Reu, the Guardian of WTF”
#2136 “eBay Tuesdays - Cursed listing! Enter Hayano Reu, the Guardian of WTF”
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
I say again it wasn't my butt that dented the washing machine cover
Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
The analysis proves otherwise, Haruka-san, and I'm not going to argue further. Science has spoken.
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Mizuno, despite your forays into mad science you're still a medical doctor, yes
Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
Yes, Jedite, why?
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I need your help
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I'm dying
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Dude, dying?
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Of laughter
Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
...Perhaps the "mad" science portion of my resume would be more in order for your "treatment" here.
GERMATOID 05/22/2018
HEY I HAVE THE ORIGINAL PATENT FOR MAD SCIENCE AROUND HERE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
You'll laugh too
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I was on eBay, you see
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
why were you on eBay
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
...My reasons are my own.
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Regardless, I found this amusing item for sale
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018




Mizunomics01 05/22/2018
....
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Hayano... Reu?
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
My PSYCHIC SENSE OF RAGE just kicked in and I had to come here
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
..what the HELL is that
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Trademark infringement or something
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
What the hell is a "Hayano Reu"
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
That is your name now. Now and forever.
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
And why is its hair RED
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Because it's Super Saiyan God Hayano Reu
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
What is this I can't even
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
I think I will buy this Hayano Reu for the BARGAIN PRICE of $10 USD
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
Yeah but shipping dude, more than doubles the cost
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
Oh she's not worth it then
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
Wow you must be a generous date. :P
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
You had your chance to find out and you chose Japan's version of shaggy doo
SpeedRcr_X 05/22/2018
No the Dog has the last name doo, Shaggy's name is Norville Rogers
// J_Daito // 05/22/2018
He's more married to that Dog than anything else
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 05/22/2018
I ship it ♡
Flame_Sniper 05/22/2018
No, Motoki-san. It's back to therapy for you.







April 21, 2002: Usagi and Luna were forced to stay at Hikawa Shrine after burning down Mamoru's apartment, when Prince Demando attacked using Ponko, determined to destroy the future. As the Senshi fell back, hopelessly outnumbered, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Mamoru got relentlessly hounded by Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.
 


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<// J_Daito //> Chibiusa as 'Sailorshit'... well at least the fic got something right


 
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The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

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February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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