Agent McFUNderson05/05/2018 Why would you...? There's bacteria and waste and nasty stuff and doesn't it HURT and and
Mizunomics0105/05/2018 Vermellia-chan, allow me to explain to you the functions of the male prostrate gland. You see, when it is struck--
Agent McFUNderson05/05/2018 NO STOP I REGRET EVEN ASKING Rei aren;'t you a Priestess or something WHAT THE HECK
Flame_Sniper05/05/2018 ...for miko it takes eight years of purity to regain the spirit power lost by indulging in mortal pleasures.
Flame_Sniper05/05/2018 unlike rei.bot I can't just perform ritual purification by flying into the sun and burning away the impurity.
// J_Daito //05/05/2018 Wait. But you're married. Does that Mean you and Chewbacca or whatever his name is
Flame_Sniper05/05/2018 Hino Yuuichiro and shut up :P
C'est_La_V05/05/2018 No wonder she has such a large H-manga collection...
Flame_Sniper05/05/2018 YOU TOO MINAKO-CHAN SHUT UP ><
The Flame Lotus05/05/2018 ...why do you not just henshin into Sailor Mars and use your control over the fire element to ritually cleanse yourself quickly?
Gol_D_Lux05/05/2018 Okay so... the idea is supposed to be you're just able to freely ogle guys without seeing girls involved so you can self-insert or something.
Agent McFUNderson05/05/2018 BUT THEY'RE ALREADY DOING THE INSERTING. SO MUCH INSERTING
Gol_D_Lux05/05/2018 Yeah I can't... you'll need to ask your mom about this. This is above my pay grade.
// J_Daito //05/05/2018 Oh by Metallia I can see that conversation now. "Mom what's so fun about two guys doing it?"
// J_Daito //05/05/2018 You never go out, your pale skin knows not the kiss of the sun. You ensconce yourself in piles of dusty books poorly illuminated by your yard-sale lamps, and you rock back and forth in your arms murmuring Yeats quotes in the perpetual twilight of your room. Now you can strap on a whole new world and just put this one all away. your own personal eschaton.
July 18, 1999: Minako was at a new virtual reality theatre, when Queen Nephelenia attacked using Sailor Musician, determined to revive Metallia. As the Senshi stupidly played along with the monster of the day, Sailor Saturn appeared, castigating the girls for their sentimentality. Prince Endymion got impaled in the chest. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Seiya. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
"Sorry, chibi, but Haruka-poppa is busy blowing people up with rocket launchers right now." -- Haruka likes the Coutnerstrike
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an
ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are
generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.
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YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~
Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the
various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.
So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~
The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale
computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the
god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.
Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:
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Linked here are sites that we find hilarious, informative or both.
As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!
