Suburban Senshi Entry #2122 - “We're back! (Maybe~?) A day with the Suburban Senshi”

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
And that is why the Phage known as "Sailor Business" is currently doing hard time on Riker's Island in America.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I'm telling you, the secret history of Oneida flatware is dark.

GERMATOID 05/04/2018
I GOT THE TWITTER AND FACEBOOK FEEDS TO UPDATE WHENEVER A NEW STORY IS POSTED! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Yay for social media?

GERMATOID 05/04/2018
IFTTT IS AMAZING

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I miss the days when we would just hang out here and f[BLEEP]k around without worrying about s[BLEEP]t. I'm going to do that more often

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
cool yo check it out

Reverend_H 05/04/2018

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
...

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
What is this, more Sakura Taisen Mobile

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
Sadly yeah Oogami would be all over that.

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
"My body is moving all on its own... I can't help myself" my Ass

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
Which I'm sure he saw lots of times when he was peepin' yo~

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
.._.

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
And Aunt Sumire's. And Aunt Kanna's. And Erica. And Lobelia. And

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
WE GET IT CRESSIE WE GET IT OKAy WE GET IT

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Oh you pissed her off now

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
Hey how do you think I feel do you know how many half-siblings I probably have!?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
This is wy lesbianism is superior

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
...You have several kids in the future, Aunt Haruka.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
....

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
So what I mean I have one now, Alex Ferdinand Kaioh who is in boarding school in Latveria.

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
Well that was because Moon Rabbit made you into a man and you got freaky with Kaioh without thinking.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Hey I had to test it out.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
Did you write Alex this month, dear?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
No wait wasn't it your turn?

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
No, I was waiting on you to tell me it was my turn.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I was waiting on you.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
...For how long?

Rule34Rocks 05/04/2018
Oh boy.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Like, since 2016

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
WHAT

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
...I am glad I am not the only child of theirs that has to suffer with this. I would commiserate with the ppor lad but I don't think I've ever seen him.

Perfect1 05/04/2018
For some reason I imagine their chilkd would resemble "Spongebob Squarepants" in a school uniform.

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
LOL

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
WHAT THE HELL FRANZISKA

Perfect1 05/04/2018
I do not apologize! It is the mental image I get when contemplating what a child of yours and Kaioh Michiru would look like!

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
hahaaha your kid will look like Spongebob!

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
You should laugh, your offspring ended up looking like an exploded turnip

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
fak u ashol ..|..

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
In your wildest dreasm~

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
I'm quite certain Alexander doesn't look like whatever this "Spongebob" is, dear.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Wait. you don't know what Spongebob looks like?

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ALEXANDER LOOKS LIKE

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
NEITHER DO YOU

RedCrow 05/04/2018
...Does anyone...?

Masta Pimp KyuBAE 05/04/2018
i CaN fINd OuT FoR u IF uEntER inTO Me foR a COntRACT

Moon_Princess 05/04/2018
Tell me more about this contract

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
....TAKEUCHI?!

Moon_Princess 05/04/2018
...

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
WHERE'S MY MONEY?!

Moon_Princess 05/04/2018
Moon_Princess is AFK: ( Who are you? I don't recognize you)

=/\catablanca/\= 05/04/2018
Wait holy crap was that her

C'est_La_V 05/04/2018
WHERE THE HELL IS *MY* ANIME

RedCrow 05/04/2018
Well this is a development.

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
I'M THE MOON PRINCESS

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
SHE JUST WROTE DOWN MY AMAZING TALES OF VICTOIRY

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
You mean like where you fell on your knees and wailed because you had a cut and the sonic blast of your Whining traumatized my youma?

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
I WON DIDN'T I? WHERE'S YOUR DARK KINGDOM NOW HUH HUH HUH

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
It's called "Wall Street" and it's doing much better than you are.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
So Sakura, you gonna tell me about Coquelicot?

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
Okay so you know Squirrel Girl? And how with the help of her awesome animal allies she can perfectly pwn powerful foes like Galactus and Dr. Doom?

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Yeah?

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
It's just like that.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Whut

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
Yeah let's just say Thanos landed in France once and did not have a good time.

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
There was a lotta mumbling about "mutual respect" and "Thanos leaves with a new estimation of your people's worth" but the butt. was so hurt.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Whut is Thanos' problem anyhow? What's got his goat so bad?

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
He used to date this really Goth Girl (seriously she was so Goth she actually was death) and so he'd keep trying to murder everyone so she'd jump his bones or something.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
... Men do do stupid stuff when they's feelin' frisky.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
It's not just men, dear.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
looks at Haruka

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
HEY

setsy_meioh 05/04/2018
It's true.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
So let's talk about that video from before, the girl being peeped on in the game was Erica Fontaine right

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
Yessss~?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Isn't she like, a nun.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Yup.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
So basically this game not only encourages you to peep on girls but on NUNS. So it's basically a one way ticket straight to hell.

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
This is a nun?

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
Pretty girls can be nuns too, you know.

Reverend_H 05/04/2018
Reverend_H is AFK: ( Highway to Hell yo)

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
Oh EWW

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Can he get any more disgusting.

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
Let's not test that, Hotaru-chan.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
You know what I love? I love that Youtube has a s[BLEEP]tton of Shaw Bros' Kung-Fu movies if you know where to look.

Mizunomics01 05/04/2018
I would have assumed you'd say Michiru-san, Haruka-san.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
...

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Ami-chan stop sowing discord!

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Of course I love Michiru!

setsy_meioh 05/04/2018
More than your kungfu movies?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I'll tell you after I finish The Revenger

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Th' dubbing on those movies is ridiculous.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
It's part of the aesthetic~.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Y'like Samurai movies, Haruka?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Hells yes

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
What's hilarious is that everyone from George Lucas to Clint Eastood and Charles Bronson have ripped off Kurosawa for their own stuff.

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
Bronson?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Death Wish IV or V I think

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
IT's a Kurosawa plot with the serieal numbers filed off

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
One could argue there are only so many stories that can be told.

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
Hollywood and it's continuing reboots agree with you Hotaru-chan

IrnChef_Jovian 05/04/2018
So like the way TOEI remade our story except they decided to just strip out all our personalities and adventures and just focused it all on Usagi-chan?

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL YOU SPENT TIME IN MY LIMELIGHT JERKS

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
CRYSTAL WAS THE BEST REBOOT BECAUSE it FINALLY PUT THE FOCUS RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGED

PoundMYMochi 05/04/2018
ON MOI

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I don't mind focusing on you, neko-chan~

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
:/

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I was just playing neko atsume I was talking to one of the cats,

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
...that just makes you sound like Motoki-san

IrnChef_Jovian 05/04/2018
HEY ever since we got married I've helped him over that addiction

Mizunomics01 05/04/2018
Is that why he's still not allowed to have pets, Mako-chan?

IrnChef_Jovian 05/04/2018
<_<

IrnChef_Jovian 05/04/2018
Look it's a 12 step program okay

IrnChef_Jovian 05/04/2018
and we're still on step 1

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
switches on the next Kung Fu movie after the last one ended with some weirdness about exploding skulls

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
This one is about sleeping kung Fu

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Sleepin'? X would be a master at it :P

Dr_Xadium 05/04/2018
I nap, thank you.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Constantly :P

BIG_Green 05/04/2018
All the martial artists in these films are weak.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Well not everyone trains by getting thrown through mountains :P

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Man I've seenso many Shaw Bros. movies I recognize the actor's faces.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Ah think th' pirated music's th' best-- James Bond, Indiana Jones ...

GERMATOID 05/04/2018
THE BEST WAS THE ONE THAT USED THE BEST BITS OF THE WRATH OF KHAN SCORE

GERMATOID 05/04/2018
"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND CALL ME *MASTER*"

Charm_BUSTer 05/04/2018
You got it, Hakase~ ♡

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
*watches intensely*

The Flame Lotus 05/04/2018
¬_¬

The Flame Lotus 05/04/2018
no one need see this

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
I disagree

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
LOL THIS MOVIE JUST STARTED PLAYING A STRANGE REMIX OF THE MASTERPIECE THEATRE THEME

Rule34Rocks 05/04/2018
....which ended as soon as the bratty kid got smashed in the back of the head and called the sleeping master an "old f[BLEEP]k"

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Pretty sure he said fart, Darlin'.

Rule34Rocks 05/04/2018
But SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THEY PLAYING THE THEME

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
The Protagonist in this movie is like the Chinese Garth Knight.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
People sure like t' call each other "ba[BLEEP]rds" in these movies.

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Well you know, constant warfare, there probably weren't many proper father-figures left after most had been killed in the constant battles over things like liquor, fish, ancient scrolls and exploding skulls.

// J_Daito // 05/04/2018
Whenever the small child hands off his wine-gourd it looks like he's setting aside a giant set of balls.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
It doesn't help / hurt that the cries of pain sound like sounds from a pr0n video

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
your mind has only one track, doesn't it, Haruka-poppa.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Bulls[BLEEP]t! I have many complex and varying interests! There are many roads in my highly cultured and sophisticated mind.

Mdm_Maestro 05/04/2018
... and "All roads lead to Rome," don't they, dear~

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
If Rome was in her pants :P

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
:/

C'est_La_V 05/04/2018
She wishes all roads lead to her pants :P

Capt. Jack Harkness 05/04/2018
All roads lead to mine~

The Flame Lotus 05/04/2018
Jack :P

Capt. Jack Harkness 05/04/2018
Give it a few billion years, rei-bot, you'll come around~ ^__~

Gol_D_Lux 05/04/2018
SPOILERS

CherryBlossomStorm 05/04/2018
badmentaltouch ><

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Oh god the dubbing on the eating on this movie is so horrible

C'est_La_V 05/04/2018
Lots of loud slurping and chomping and lip-smackingl it's like listening to Artemis eat

OG_Iron_Man 05/04/2018
I was uhh... i was thinking of other sounds.

Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 05/04/2018
Yep

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 05/04/2018
hshshshshshs

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Oh GOD ><

OG_Iron_Man 05/04/2018
Yeah there were one or two of those in there too.

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
This here chat sure circled the drain fast <_<

Flame_Sniper 05/04/2018
That happens late at night around here

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Ah know, Ah know~

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
Well, you know, we're watching Kung Fu movies which are about death right, so there's the whole eros and thanatos thing going on

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
Stop puttin' lipstick on a pig :P

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Haruka-poppa is like a College Freshman who believes they have deep elemental philosophies to share with the world.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
But I do

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
I'm more than just a jet-setting, internationally famous race car driver, pianist and bike-riding, helicopter-flying badass.

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
Yes, outside the influence of the Ikuhara Perfection Field in public, in private you are also a slovenly, crass, perverse lush.

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
BUT WITH A HEART OF GOLD

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
...you tried to MURDER ME on several occassions!

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
To spare you from the miseries of this wretched world

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
like I said, a heart of gold

Texas Samurai 05/04/2018
did this kung-fu movie just end with a lil' kid pissin' on his friend?

SpeedRcr_X 05/04/2018
COMEDY HIJINKS

FireFly_9 05/04/2018
It's like someone made a biopic of Haruka-poppa's childhood :P