Suburban Senshi Entry #2119 - “So wait is no one going to talk about Schanera?”

The Intern 02/25/2018
I have just obtained a report from Google concerning the top search results for the Suburban Senshi Wensite for the last 90 days.

// J_Daito // 02/25/2018
Oh, this is always delicious.

The Intern 02/25/2018
"Disturbing" is more like it.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 02/25/2018
sew wat are da raysluts

The Intern 02/25/2018

// J_Daito // 02/25/2018
...

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018
YES! YOU SEE I AM THE ULTIMATE!!!

// J_Daito // 02/25/2018
No you're not. "セーラームーンチャンネル" or "Sailor Moon Channel" ia.

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018
I *AM* SAILOR MOON AND OF COURSE THEY WANT TO SEE MY CHANNEL.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 02/25/2018
wat r u tlakking abot maom u dewnt hav a chanel

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018
OF COURSE I do, you think I just get by with drawing Comics and Eating!? Every girl who want to make money has a youtube channel!!

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 02/25/2018
...wat

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
When did this happen?

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018
Right after I realized that there was money to be made in being a hot cosplayer!!!

Flame_Sniper 02/25/2018
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018
You jerks are so behidn the curve when it comes to this stuff, no wonder you're stuck on this s[BLEEP]tty little website while I am the supreme!

PoundMYMochi 02/25/2018

Reverend_H 02/25/2018
Yo I am interested you, and would llike to subscribe to your channel, yo

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 02/25/2018
ashol dats mai moam

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
That wholly distubing new fact aside, what the hell is with these queries?

FireFly_9 02/25/2018

every time 2-year-old neva goes near the stove, her mother stops her and says, "no, hot!" neva's mother is providing her with a ___ to help her internalize.

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
Isn't Neva a space catgirl cop we know?

GERMATOID 02/25/2018
THE ANSWER TO THE BLANK IS "NEW TRAUMA"

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
Where does that question even come from?

The Intern 02/25/2018
It appears to be from some kind of infancy and childhood quiz.

The Intern 02/25/2018
The correct answer is "Scaffold".

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
how

Mizunomics01 02/25/2018
In the field of education, the term "scaffolding" refers to a process in which teachers model or demonstrate how to solve a problem, and then step back, offering support as needed. Psychologist and instructional designer Jerome Bruner first used the term 'scaffolding' in this context back in the 1960s.

C'est_La_V 02/25/2018
So like when Michiru-san tells Haruka-san not to stare at other women, and then steps back to wait for time time when she has to insultingly disapproave after Haruka-san fails to learn?

Mizunomics01 02/25/2018
Yes.

C'est_La_V 02/25/2018
So then people are also looking for "the story of us s01e04", what happens in that story?

The Intern 02/25/2018

Commerce and industry thrive across the new nation, now one of the wealthiest in the world. The Erie Canal brings big risk and bigger reward. In the South, cotton is king but slavery fuels a growing divide. Violence flares across the territories and abolitionists make a stand for freedom. The election of Abraham Lincoln is a catalyst of war.

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
I see the relevance?

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
How?

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018

The Gathering of the awesome Suburban Senshi and friends causes the Ten'Aino House to be one of the wealthiest in the world of Japan. The addition of Supervillains like Professor Tomoe and Sakura April brings big risk and bigger reward. For everyone, the website ensures that ego-gratification is king, but Webmaster Xadium's fixation on Aino Minako and the newcomer Gemini Sunrise fuels a growing divide. Violence flares across the neighborhood as the Suburban Senshi make a stand for awesome good times and the destruction of bad guys with ill intent. The failure to acknowledge Ten'ou Haruka as Ultimate Badass is a catalyst of war.

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
....Right.

C'est_La_V 02/25/2018
"Andreas Katsulas smoking" actually makes sense as we did a memorial chat about him years ago. He had lung Cancer due to smoking. :<

Reverend_H 02/25/2018
Then you need to be careful too yo, bnecauseyou're smokin' hot yo

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
Maybe that's why she got killed off in PGSM

C'est_La_V 02/25/2018
Don't get me started on that bulls[BLEEP]t

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
okay okay never mind all that THIS is the important s[BLEEP]t we need to know

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
"kawanami nori porn" WHO IS THAT.

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
It might be because in the chat logs we referenece Noriko (Nori) Marianna-Xadium and Hiromi Kawanami?

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
Who Potamos and The Actuary? Bulls[BLEEP]t. There must be a real Kawanami Nori with pr0n

The Intern 02/25/2018
You realise by talking about this you're actually creating a geniune search result right?

Reverend_H 02/25/2018
WHO CARES I

Reverend_H 02/25/2018
I'M LOADING PRIVATE MODE RIGHT NOW

// J_Daito // 02/25/2018
you're just loading your privates

Reverend_H 02/25/2018
Damn straight yo, this is all I can safely show you without rei.bot kickin my ass yo

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
...

SpeedRcr_X 02/25/2018
SpeedRcr_X is AFK: ( independent research)

Mdm_Maestro 02/25/2018
...

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
I can already hear Michiru-momma yelling.

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
So the last one of interest is "cuckoo search algorithm based repeatcycle"

Charm_BUSTer 02/25/2018
That one is obvious. You're all insane, and tend to repeat the same patterns of behavior, to thge point where one could make an algorithm based on it.

// J_Daito // 02/25/2018
You say "you're" like you're exempt from this?

Charm_BUSTer 02/25/2018
Compared to you all I'm the model of sanity and poise~

GERMATOID 02/25/2018
MAYBE I SHOULD RECREATE EUDIAL AND WE COULD HAVE A NEW TWISTER TOURNAMENT

Charm_BUSTer 02/25/2018
YOU CACKLING MOTHERF[BLEEP]KER YOU'RE MY MAN AND MY MAN ALONE AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BRING HER BACK TO LIFE AGAIN I AM GOING TO LEAVE HER SEVERED HEAD IN FRONT OF THE LAB DOOR AS A DOORSTOPPER, YOU HEAR ME!?

FireFly_9 02/25/2018
Clearly, the picture of sanity and grace.