Suburban Senshi Entry #2108 - “#ThrowBackThursday! "I did it for the Snooki"!!”

setsy_meioh 09/07/2017
And now it's time for #ThrowbackThursday, where we take a look at a randomly selected entry from the past

// J_Daito // 09/07/2017
You sound so enthused by this!

setsy_meioh 09/07/2017
F[BLEEP]k off, is this what my life is reduced to :< Anyway, this one is from January 2011, where Hotaru-chan discovers the sad state of modern literature, and Gemini discovers what a "Snooki" is.

Texas Samurai 09/07/2017
It's been six years an' Ah still don't really git whut a Snooki is.

FireFly_9 09/07/2017
You're not alone in that regard, Gemini-san.

SpeedRcr_X 09/07/2017
Whatever happened to Snooki, anyway?

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
Let's find out, using the power of the Internet!

// J_Daito // 09/07/2017
You sound way too enthusiastic about that.

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
The Internet is Life.

// J_Daito // 09/07/2017
I bet that's what SkyNet says right before it goes all homicidal.

FireFly_9 09/07/2017
Well, seeing 4ch will do that to you. And parts of Twitter.

Rule34Rocks 09/07/2017
Oi leave my beloved Twitter out of this.

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
Hmm, as for Snooki, as of 17 hours ago here is the latest development with her according to E! Online:

The Flame Lotus 09/07/2017

The 29-year-old Jersey Shore alum posted on Snapchat and Instagram Tuesday videos of her asking her kids what "Snooki" means.

"What's that?" she asks her son Lorenzo, 5.

"I don't know, the little boy replies.

"Me neither, ew," Snooki says.

She jokingly captioned the video, "THE DAY HAS COME. I'm passing. #FML #KillMe #JesusHelp."

Perfect1 09/07/2017

If she says "ew" that indicates she has some idea.

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
You would be correct, Von Karma-san...

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
She goes on to say:

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017

"I was in middle school, I think it was like eighth grade, and I was the first girl in my girlfriends to make out with a guy," the reality star said on The Rachael Ray Show in 2010. "So you know Save the Last Dance, Snooki the cootchie crook? It was the D.J. Anyway, my girls started calling me 'Snooki,' so it just stuck ever since."

Reverend_H 09/07/2017
Yo Wait yo, she was "in her girlfriends" when she made out with a guy, yo? That's damn hot, yo!

// J_Daito // 09/07/2017
I'm pretty sure that would only work if they were giantesses or something.

Mizunomics01 09/07/2017
More likely she colloquially meant "in her set of friends", because taken literally she probably would have had an unpleasant time in the interior of another human's acidic nethers while making out.

Reverend_H 09/07/2017
Like you would know anything about making out at all, yo

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017
Hey, you don't know how capable Ami-chan is!

Reverend_H 09/07/2017
...do you *eyebrow waggle*

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017
...

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017
I know what YOU'RE Capable of!

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017

FireFly_9 09/07/2017
...I think I just threw up a little inside

.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/07/2017
hawt

Reverend_H 09/07/2017
Good times, yo, good times.

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017
Apparently not for her, through, because we got the Afterglow :P

IrnChef_Jovian 09/07/2017

// J_Daito // 09/07/2017
There's the face of someone questioning their life-choices.

Reverend_H 09/07/2017
..Yo, Shut up, yo, she was just so overcome after dat passion that she was weepin' because she knew I'd ruined other men for her, yo~

FireFly_9 09/07/2017
Makoto-san, why do you even have that picture?