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#2106 “15th anniversary special! MST3K: The Million-Dollar-Mail!!”
   
Mdm_Maestro
09/06/2017
It is something of a shame that we don't have as much time to chat as we used to in the past, but such is the price of a modern life, I suppose. 
GERMATOID
09/06/2017
WELL, TO CELEBRATE THE 15TH ANNIVERSARY, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GO BACK TO HOW IT ALL STARTED~   
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division. Federal Bureau Of Investigation. J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday Office Hours Monday To Saturday: 
=/\catablanca/\=
09/06/2017
Wow a "monitory crime division". Do they deal with crimes against monitors?
FireFly_9
09/06/2017
Well given what Haruka-poppa usually looks at on the internet, I have no doubt her monitors feel violated.
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
Dear Beneficiary,
Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $16.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.for more information do get back to us.
CherryBlossomStorm
09/06/2017
"The 'United Nations Organization,' not related to the 'United Nations', a global governmental organization and alt-right scapegoat." 
Rule34Rocks
09/06/2017
"due to past corrupt Governmental Officials", because present ones are free and clear of sin~
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime
: Minister of Cambodia Excellency Hun Sen to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not : to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment : which is by Check or by ATM card?
C'est_La_V
09/06/2017
Not only helping you get back your Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance, but allso "the likes"? Facebook likes?
// J_Daito //
09/06/2017
Yes maybe they sabotaged the bots that you used to inflate the likes on the Sailor V fanpage~ 
SpeedRcr_X
09/06/2017
Hey man but maybe I want my "National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation" ATM card.
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on
it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2022. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.
// J_Daito //
09/06/2017
Well at least they're giving you a handbook to enlighten you. How very Buddhist of them.
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be
mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx which should expire 24th of July 2017 you will only need to pay $180 instead of $420 saving you $240 so if you Pay before the one week you save $240 note that any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $180.00 nothing more! Nothing less!
FireFly_9
09/06/2017
Well because you have not acted on this ina timely fashion, you now have to spend $420.00. 
// J_Daito //
09/06/2017
But always remember that "any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters "  
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Government of Cambodia,The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all
you will ever need to pay is $180. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from
the actual fee of $420 to $180 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $16.5million you are advised to contact our correspondent in Asia the delivery officer Miss.Chi Liko with the information below,
 
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
[Contact info redacted]
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping. Yours sincerely, Miss Donna Story
// J_Daito //
09/06/2017
Miss DONNA STORY *Assures* you you'll get your money back in 24 WORKING hours if they fail to live up to their end of this EXCEEDINGLY legitimate-sounding Bargain. 
The Flame Lotus
09/06/2017
tis just like old times / friends playing freely online / the senshi are back  
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