Suburban Senshi Entry #2096 - “Greed, Classic Edition”

#2096 “Greed, Classic Edition”

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
So they're coming out with a SuperNES Mini

Mdm_Maestro 06/28/2017
Are you going to go camp out in the freezing cold for six hours to buy one and then not play it

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
No I'm going to camp out for dix hours in the freezing cold, buy one, then post a picture of me with it holidng it up and laughing at the world and there will be a prominent link to my eBay page where I willl be selling it for 600% over market value

C'est_La_V 06/28/2017
There's a place for people like you who prey on the hearts of TRUE GAMERS everywhere, trying to rob them of their hard-earned cash!!

Agent McFUNderson 06/28/2017
Yeah! Heck! You're going to Heck, Haruka Ten'ou!

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
Oh no, not heck whatever am I going to do being stuck in Heck with my like 600 dollars

FireFly_9 06/28/2017
600 dollars won't buy you a soul, Haruka-poppa.

Reverend_H 06/28/2017
Yo man ain't you like rich, yo? What you need another six hundred dollars for, yo?

Mdm_Maestro 06/28/2017
I will point out she's only rich because of my money, dears.

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
Man it isn't about how much I have. It's about how much more I could have. Ambition! Desire! Ever upward! Excelsior!

Agent McFUNderson 06/28/2017
You're just being a jerk!

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
Yes but I'll be a jerk with six hundred dollars

FireFly_9 06/28/2017
And what will you do with that money when all your friends have deserted you due to your horrid ways, Haruka-poppa. When everyone had finally abandoned you to your just desserts?

SpeedRcr_X 06/28/2017
Pr0n, most likely.