Suburban Senshi: Where the Men are Old, the Women are Young, and the Children Make Everyone A Little Wary.
Suburban Senshi Chat #2009 - “Suburban Senshi react: Sailor Moon Crystal #1 (SPOILERS)”
#2009 “Suburban Senshi react: Sailor Moon Crystal #1 (SPOILERS)”

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Ten'ou Haruka Okay time to see what the hype machine is about *turns on this new show* ago Like

Aino Minako For which we're still not getting royalties >< ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Hmm, putting the moon stuff first, it feels like the DiC dub all over again ago Like

Mizuno Ami Though not as egregiously spoiler in nature. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka This OP... HEY Ami-chan your fuku has no shoulder pads. ago Like

Mizuno Ami Apparently Takeuchi-sensei determined I didn't need to protect my shoulders :/ ago Like

Jay Daito Or they decided they didn't want to waste more material on the weakest senshi :P ago Like

Mizuno Ami ....your time will come, Jedite. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka LOL Usagi ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka (damn enter key) ago Like

Tomoe Hotaru No, I'd say "LOL Usagi" is a valid comment anytime. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Usagi's face is framed by the Utena style flower thing ago Like

Franziska von Karma The flowers are not spinning. ago Like

Aino Minako (and I think they were in the manga like that) ago Like

SOUICHI TOMOE THIS NEW EYE HIGHLIGHTING STYLE IS DISTRESSING ME ago Like

Mizuno Ami Says the man with blindingly reflective glasses ago Like

Mizuno Ami Haruna-sensei ago Like

Mizuno Ami Her hair is so different ago Like

Aino Minako Umino-kun got shorter, and his hair's worse... ago Like

Doctor Xadium Nerds never have it easy. ago Like

Jay Daito Chiba just saw Tsukino, and already his pedo senses have awakened. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka WHAT IKUKO DIDN'T PHYSICALLY KICK USAGI OUT THE DOOR?! DAMN YOU, POLITICALLY CORRECT 21st CENTURY! ago Like

Jay Daito That youma didn't twist its head around. How disappointing. ago Like

Jay Daito Then again we lost many youma trying to perfect that trick. ago Like

Kaioh Michiru Why do I hear synthesizers in the BGM :/ ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka ahahaha Tuxedo Mask to Usagi: "STOP CRYING! DO IT NOW!" ago Like

Jay Daito It's just like their honeymoon night ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka ikr ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka AHAHAA JEDITE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka WELCOME TO THE RAINBOW CLUB ago Like

Jay Daito .................. F[BLEEP]K YOU. ago Like

Jay Daito This is some bishounen BULLS[BLEEP]T right here ago Like

Mizuno Ami I told you you would pay :3 ago Like

Jay Daito And is that uniform WHITE? ago Like

Jay Daito DISGRACEFUL! ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka BAHAHAAH jesus now I'm enjoying this s[BLEEP]t ago Like

Jay Daito You wait. If they hold to the manga and get to your arcs, you'll be wearing setsuna's f[BLEEP]king fishnets instead of real clothes. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka ................................NO ago Like








     


February 14, 2001: Ami was flung off the edge of a skyscraper, when Sailor Aluminum Siren attacked using Thetis, determined to find the Light of Hope. As the Senshi stood there confused, Nephlite joined them, callously watching from the distance. Mamoru got brainwashed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden powerup. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
  


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My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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