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Suburban Senshi Chat #1999 - “Happy Birthday to THE MOST EXCELLENT KAIOH”
#1999 “Happy Birthday to THE MOST EXCELLENT KAIOH”

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Doctor Xadium
I would like to be the first to wish a happy birthday to the wise, beautiful, incredibly intelligent Kaioh Michiru, whose brilliance cannot be overstated even using all the languages of mankind.

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The Intern ...your account was hacked, wasn't it, Doctor Xadium? ago Like

Doctor Xadium YES *RAGE* ago Like

Kaioh Michiru *has no experience hacking webpages whatsoever~* ago Like

Tomoe Hotaru WE DO NOT FORGET THE PAST ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Happy Birthday, my sexy and lovely wife~ ago Like

Kaioh Michiru Why thank you, dear~ ago Like

Karasuma Akane It figures the only way someone could get a picture into the gallery that wasn't of Gemini or Boss Minako was to physically hack it. ago Like

Doctor Xadium Don't be mean :P ago Like

Tsukino Princess Usagi sew mirichru hoe ole r u kno ago Like

Kaioh Michiru ...I find it a constant source of discomfort that you are actually past 900. ago Like

Aino Minako Ne, ne... will your child be coming for your birthday??? ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Are you asking in some f[BLEEP]ked up way if I intend to impregnate her?! ago Like

Tomoe Hotaru ...your CHILD. My step SIBLING. Alexander Ferdinand? ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka ...Who? ago Like

Kaioh Michiru (The one we sent to infant boarding school in Latveria, dear.) ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Oh yeah him ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Umm ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka S[BLEEP]t we shoulda invited him I guess ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka oh well ago Like

Tony Stark Parents of the year, folks. Give them a hand! ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka F[BLEEP]k off Dietary Supplement Man ago Like

Tony Stark That's Iron Man, Sailor Urine-us. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka HAR HAR NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE BEFORE ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF GENIUS ago Like

Tony Stark ...Actually, yes. ago Like

Tomoe Hotaru Walked right into that one. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka F[BLEEP]K OFF ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka speaking of which, Michiru? ago Like

Kaioh Michiru I have a headache, dear. ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Aww man ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Oh well I'll go FB stalk Piccolo now that I know his handle ago Like

Mr. Piccolo WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Because you're badass and my second most awesome role model behind Mr. Satan? ago Like

Mr. Piccolo ...I can accept this. ago Like

Kaioh Michiru Should not the topic at hand be a celebration of my birth? ago Like

hino rei.bot it should not *closes log* ago Like

Kaioh Michiru But wa ago Like








     


September 13, 2002: Kenji was at an art gallery, when Ann attacked using U-Henshuu, determined to release Pharoah 90. As the Senshi sought advice from their talking pets, Sailor Venus made the scene, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Tuxedo Mask got impaled in the shoulder. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a sudden powerup via the Holy Grail to win.
  


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<FireFly_9> Shinji as Feminine Whooping Cough. This I can indeed visualize.


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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