Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #198: “Parlez Vous Evangelion?”
#198: “Parlez Vous Evangelion?”

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<FireFly_9> I take it you are amused.
<// J_Daito //> Babelfish is ROFL
<FireFly_9> I see...
<// J_Daito //> I was looking at this interesting French site
<// J_Daito //>
<// J_Daito //> And decided to have Babelfish translate it for me
<FireFly_9> And?
<// J_Daito //> Look at these results!
<// J_Daito //> "Shinji is now a young adult removed from all his dreadful complexes. It resembles Gend˘ more and more, is the whooping-cough of the women and is disguised occasionally as a surfer to brag"
<FireFly_9> Shinji as Feminine Whooping Cough. This I can indeed visualize.
<// J_Daito //> You ever notice that Haruka sounds like Shinji?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I do NOT!
<// J_Daito //> Oh, you were lurking there?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't see Shinji as a Surfer... "musn't... swim away!"
<// J_Daito //> Hmph
<// J_Daito //> Here's some more
<// J_Daito //> "it always hesitates between Asuka (breakage-C... feet) and Rei (too much zarb)... cruel dilemma... (selected Rei ^^! Asuka too is shitting!)"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes I too think Asuka is too shitting.
<FireFly_9> Where's the bleeper?
<// J_Daito //> Rei does have too much 'zarb', doesn't she?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Saucy, Zarby Ayanami Rei.
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, is that hatta I sense?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up!
<// J_Daito //> Ahem
<// J_Daito //> "Asuka : It enlarged, has cellulitis on the legs and is jealous to burst some of Rei"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I guess she finally got around to applying some heat to them...
<// J_Daito //> Thermal expansion indeed
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't know how to take that "bursting" comment tho
<// J_Daito //> Nor do I want to know how YOU would take it
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look who's talking? What about you and Kunzite?
<// J_Daito //> That was ZOICYTE you moron!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Seen one Dark General, seen 'em all...
<// J_Daito //> Dammit!
<// J_Daito //> Look, if you're going to piss me off I won't post the rest of it
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, like I can't run Babblefish myself
<// J_Daito //> Dammit you know how hard it was to load this crap on Netscape 1.1 over 16.8 modem connect?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, at least you're not using Mosaic anymore
<// J_Daito //> The hard drive died, I upgreaded to a whopping 150 megs. The BIOS couldn't handle it
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ooh
<// J_Daito //> "Rei... always tints the hair in blue not to resemble Yui but it is a waste of time and effort, it is its portrait very spit"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I tink dey mispel spit... heheheh
<// J_Daito //> Don't type like the Chibi-loosah
<FireFly_9> Please don't insult my friend when she's not online to defend herself...
<// J_Daito //> Hey! She has a MAGIC SPACE ROCK to defend herself! She could REWRITE REALITY TO
<// J_Daito //> Chibiusa is a magnificent goddess whose beauty lights up my dark heart
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL
<FireFly_9> LOL
<// J_Daito //> Oh, GOD DAMN! That RUNT is going to
<// J_Daito //> is going to be the light of my existence, the fire of my soul
<// J_Daito //> ARRGH... OK, OK, I apologize
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- keels over laughing
<// J_Daito //> runt
<// J_Daito //> Still on Asuka:
<// J_Daito //> "It wants to reserve Shinji with it all alone but it tyrannizes it and devalues it"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Babelfish got that part right, anyway
<// J_Daito //> "Misato : Without surprise, it is always in cohabitation with PEN-EP... with Ry˘ji. After having stopped beer during three weeks, it was put at the whisky. It is even more faggot that front."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_0;;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She was doing WHAT with Pen-Pen?
<// J_Daito //> No, I think it was Pen-Pen and Kaji... that explains the rest of the sentence, since Pen is a guy
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is it?
<// J_Daito //> I always assumed...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, never feed penguins whiskey, rhat's all I'm gonna say
<// J_Daito //> Oh, like it matters to YOU
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's THAT supposed to mean?!
<// J_Daito //> Heh
<// J_Daito //> "Ry˘ji : After a career missed by sexy singer, it continues with couch... to live with Misato and reluquer all the other women whom it sees. Alarmed by the quantities of alcohol which Misato absorbs it fears to see it becoming enormous and saves right now to pay him a liposucion (in largest of the secrecies, of course)."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> First the penguin, then the couch... he'll mate with anything, I guess
<// J_Daito //> Watch out Haruka, he might want to 'reluquer' you...
<FireFly_9> Somehow the description of Misato "absorbing" alcohol seems more apt than say, her "drinking" it.
<// J_Daito //> Yes, she does tend to guzzle, doesn't she?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But from the looks of this she's developing a Homer Simpson beer gut
<FireFly_9> This is Evangelion. It might be a new embryonic lifeform created out of alcohol-warped DNA infused with the darkest urges of her id.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or it might be a pile of vomit
<FireFly_9> That too.
<// J_Daito //> "Gend˘ : Difficult to recycle, it ended up becoming civil servant: it spends its days behind an office without moving, the mouth hidden behind the hands and repeating "Aa" of a prophetic air. Its owner reallocated like postal worker. Shinji comes to see it the every day with the nice words of "Spins me of the stamps, flunkey!" and a cruel laughter. "
<FireFly_9> Good to see Gendo hasn't changed a whit.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh. He's even like that in the Hentai vids
<FireFly_9> o_0;;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not that I've ever seen such things!
<// J_Daito //> heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've been told
<// J_Daito //> Sure
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAN
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've been TOLD
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But anyway
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just found me a new tagline:
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Spins me of the stamps, flunkey!"
<// J_Daito //> You know Queen Beryl used to talk like that
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Really?
<// J_Daito //> Yeah
<// J_Daito //> Only the revisionist historians at Toei decided to give her grammar skills
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I guess no one would fear an evil despot who was incapable of forming simple sentences
* FireFly_9 refrains from the obvious political jibe
<// J_Daito //> "Operators : Maya entered to the convent after having understood that its Ritsuko-senpai did not want it."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN woman
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's dedication
<FireFly_9> Babelfish is being fairly explicit, don't you think?
<// J_Daito //> Heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you doctoring this?
<// J_Daito //> No
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sheesh
<// J_Daito //> "Friends of Shinji : T˘ji wants to marry Hikari, and Kensuke, a rocket anti-missile."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kensuke wants to marry... a rocket?
<FireFly_9> I think the grammar is inverted. I do believe he wants to marry the missiles that shoot down the rockets.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know he likes the military hardware...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But isn't that a bit much?
<// J_Daito //> This IS Evangelion, you know
<// J_Daito //> "Kiel Lorentz :... Gend˘ and K˘z˘ goes dÚfouler by throwing cans to him"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, now that everything's fallen to crap, even the heads of secret societies are reduced to having cans thrown at them by disgruntled ex-employees
<// J_Daito //> That's all the good stuff
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know there's cash to be made in deliberately mangling up texts with automated translators
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look at how popular the bad Engrish Harry Potter book ripoff is
<// J_Daito //> Heh... yeah, we could mangle Yeats and sell it off as post-modern apocalyptica for the new age
<FireFly_9> Do not mock the genius of Yeats.
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