Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] I'll tell you how it happened. Freaking killbot Sakura April killed the s[BLEEP]t out of us ago

Karasuma Akane Wait how are you using Facebook from the afterlife ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] King Kai is hooked up man ago

Karasuma Akane Wait, you're on King Kai's planet? ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Yeah. Apparently Sakura April's attacks on us were a test to see if we were up to snuff to deal with a Great Evil™ that's coming next year. ago

Jay Daito I hate you. ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] LOL because we're up here training every day with The GOD of Fighting and you're sitting down there all alive and s[BLEEP]t ago

Jay Daito SCREW YOU I'M GOING TO LEVEL AND BEAT YOU ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] haha sure loser ago

Jay Daito Yes, I lost. Lost by being TOO STRONG TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE GREATEST ASSASSIN EVER ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] That's right, chump ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Real badasses know when to die. ago

Jay Daito :/ ago

Aino Minako [DEAD] Moh! This sucks!! I don't want to spend the 10th anniversary year dead!! ago

Karasuma Akane Don't worry, the company us doing just fine~ ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] You know. being all meta for a moment, this smells like Plot. I thought plot was over. Hitler raged.. I tweeted about it. ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] S[BLEEP]t happens. Get used to it. ago

Reverend H. Elios [DEAD] yo man being dead sucks, yo ago

Reverend H. Elios [DEAD] Biut it does have some benefits yo, I can see this place called "Equestria", yo, and there be these fine-ass ponies there, yo. ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] NO, ELIOS ago

Reverend H. Elios [DEAD] Aww yo, she be jealous, yo~ don't worry 'Taru, you can still be my numbaa wan ho~ ago

Kaioh Michiru [DEAD] Hmph, I for one do not intend to pass into memory, dears. ago

Karasuma Akane If there is some big threat, shouldn't you all be training instead of facebooking from the Afterlife? ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ...Time doesn't work the same way here as it does there ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] LIAR ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Shut up! ago

Kyu Bey I can bring you all back to life! Just enter into me for a contract! ♡ ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ...yeah I need to go back to training now ago