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Suburban Senshi Chat #1895 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 14 - Sakura X. Aino vs Ratchet Altair”
#1895 “Budokai 2k12: Round 14 - Sakura X. Aino vs Ratchet Altair”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[22:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Today's match is a special one! The two competitors, Sakura Xadium Aino (neé Sakura Shinguji) and Ratchet Altair were teammates in the 1920's, as part of the Japan Imperial Assault force that used Steam Mechs to fight off demonic invasions!
[22:26] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Back then, Ratchet showed up to help wind down Sakura's Era as the focus shifted to efforts in New York, where Ratchet helped take center stage!
[22:28] <[gTV]Red_Crow> These good friends face each other today in combat for perhaps the first time since 1926! Sakura, kept young by her Time Lord DNA, and Ratchet by a potion Kamesennin slipped her at, ironically, an earlier Budokai in 1934!
[22:28] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Wow, that was the 17th Budokai wasn't it?
[22:30] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yup, not that we could have seen it, we'd already made our Devil's deal with Galaxia at the time :/
[22:33] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Since that time, the likes of master Chiun, Akkuman, Jackie Chun, Son Goku and The Immortal Mister Satan have all come and gone as champions! Will we see one of these girls rise up to be the next?
[22:33] *** @Sakura Xadium Aino [cherryblossomstorm@north.galaxy.kai] has joined #budokai
[22:33] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Sakura Xadium Aino

[22:33] <+Luna-P> y0 @Sakura Xadium Aino
[22:33] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hnn~
[22:33] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is now known as Sakura Shinguji
[22:33] <@Sakura Shinguji> This feels better~
[22:33] *** Ms. Altair [] has joined #budokai
[22:34] * Ms. Altair looks around the arena in awe...
[22:34] <Ms. Altair> It's gotten so much bigger than when I was here last...
[22:34] <@Sakura Shinguji> Heh, you sure your spirit power's up to this~?
[22:35] <Ms. Altair> Heh. Thanks to Sunny's "Project Phoenix" my power's been more than restored~
[22:35] * Ms. Altair tosses her hair confidently
[22:35] <@Sakura Shinguji> Oh! We wanna make an annoucement!
[22:35] * @Sakura Shinguji borrows the mic
[22:38] <@Sakura Shinguji> As you know, fighters get prize money for advancing in the rankings! Well both Ratchet and I have agreed that no matter who wins, our proceeds for all our fights this tournament will be donated 100% to Madame Carlini's Home for Displaced Children!!
[22:39] <Ms. Altair> Founded after the Second World war to take in War Orphans, it's grown into a global organization dedicated to helping homeless kids worldwide! WE urge you all to donate!
[22:40] <@Sakura Shinguji> Okay, Ratchet, let's get this gig goin'~
[22:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Sakura Shinguji has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[22:40] <Ms. Altair> Sure thing, "Cherry"~
[22:40] ☼ Scouter indicates Ms. Altair has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[22:41] * @Sakura Shinguji laughs at a long-standing in-joke dating back to the first time they ever met.
[22:41] * @Sakura Shinguji draws her blade, Arataka, and slowly settles into a ready pose, blade overhead, glinting in the light~
[22:41] <spiritflame> @Sakura Shinguji rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[22:42] * Ms. Altair barely moves at all, but small throwing knives slip decreetly between her fingers~
[22:42] <spiritflame> Ms. Altair rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[22:42] * Ms. Altair just doesn't have luck, it seems~
[22:44] [250 HP / 982 MP] Sakura Shinguji smoothly swings down and forward, dashing past Ratchet and WHIPPING her back with the blunt side of the blade to knock the wind out of her~ (-19 MP)
[22:44] [219 HP / 1004 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[22:44] * Ms. Altair jerks fowrard, staggering hard, exhaling violently, but holding her vertical base.
[22:45] [219 HP / 977 MP] Ms. Altair pivots seamlessly, glittering sparkles of light-- three throwing blades-- whipping out of her hand, aiming for Sakura' s butt~ (-27 MP)
[22:45] [214 HP / 998 MP] Sakura Shinguji has been HIT!! (36 damage)
[22:45] <@Sakura Shinguji> EGYEAOWW!!!
[22:45] * @Sakura Shinguji JUMPS about a meter into the air
[22:46] * Ms. Altair giggles
[22:46] <Ms. Altair> That's what you get for sneaking up behind me~
[22:46] <@Sakura Shinguji> Getting me airborne is das schtupenbrainnenthought~
[22:47] * @Sakura Shinguji grins, focusing on Ratchet's location, taking aim, her blade glowing with spirit power~
[22:47] [214 HP / 959 MP] Sakura Shinguji Hajya Kensei.... OUKA HOSHIN! (-39 MP)
[22:47] * @Sakura Shinguji sends a HUGE crescent of energy at Ratchet~
[22:47] [199 HP / 981 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (20 damage)
[22:48] * Ms. Altair cant' block it as the wave crashes into her, and SLICES the entire ARENA floor and STANDS, causing a whole section of the stands to slowly side sideways and collapse, and a chunk of the ring to detach and subside!
[22:49] [214 HP / 931 MP] Sakura Shinguji , still sailing in the air, sends out some cross slash air attacks at Ratchet (-28 MP)
[22:49] [179 HP / 985 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (20 damage)
[22:50] * Ms. Altair goes down AGAIN eve as she tries to stand...
[22:50] [214 HP / 914 MP] Sakura Shinguji lands on the ground and rams Ratchet in the stomach with the hilt of her blade to keep her down (-17 MP)
[22:50] [125 HP / 998 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[22:51] [214 HP / 877 MP] Sakura Shinguji rolls Ratchet onto her back, bending her right arm behind her, trying to injure her strongest throwing arm (-37 MP)
[22:51] [71 HP / 1011 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (54 damage)
[22:52] [214 HP / 855 MP] Sakura Shinguji bends Ratchet's fingers back enough to hurt but not break (-22 MP)
[22:52] [39 HP / 1028 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (32 damage)
[22:52] * Ms. Altair SCREAMS OUT
[22:55] [39 HP / 528 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ms. Altair rolls on her back, summoning all her spirit power and launching a huge series of spirit-energy blades at Sakura (-500 MP)
[22:55] [197 HP / 858 MP ] Sakura Shinguji has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[22:56] * @Sakura Shinguji SLICES though the blades with Arataka, gritting her teeth at the effort, as the energy barely brushes by her, burning off her sleeves and cleaving of two sections of the scaffolding around the budokai building, whose sides fall off like bread slices from a loaf
[22:57] <@Sakura Shinguji> That... was close.
[22:57] <@Sakura Shinguji> too close.
[22:57] * @Sakura Shinguji squares herself.
[22:58] <@Sakura Shinguji> Sorry Ratchet, but this *is* a fight, and I'mma gonna win it.
[22:58] * Ms. Altair stands up shakily, licking some blood from the corner of her mouth.
[22:58] <Ms. Altair> Heh... I'd expect... nothing less... Sakura...
[22:59] * @Sakura Shinguji salutes!
[22:59] * Ms. Altair returns the salute
[23:00] [197 HP / 852 MP] Sakura Shinguji RUNNING TACKLES Ratchet with all her might to push her off the edge of the ring (-6 MP)
[23:00] [34 HP / 529 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[23:00] * Ms. Altair DIGS her feet in and. Holds. The. LINE.
[23:00] * Ms. Altair grins
[23:00] <Ms. Altair> In America, we have a saying...
[23:01] [34 HP / 29 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ms. Altair JAMS her hand into Sakura's midsection, and unleashes ALL her Spirit Power in one huge blast. "Never Say Die." (-500 MP)
[23:01] [-316 HP/ 920 MP] Sakura Shinguji has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (513 damage)
[23:01] Sakura Shinguji has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[23:03] * @Sakura Shinguji lets out a YELP and is SHOT clear out of the ring, sailing about a mile due south before crashing into a vacant building, which implodes. The cameras follow her as she crashes to the ground, knocked out.
[23:03] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Winner by Knockout AND Ring out- Ratchet Altair!
[23:04] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> looks like her crappy luck's finally changed!
[23:07] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I just wonder if the arena can take much more of this abuse!
[23:08] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Well considering *you're* in the next match and it's against Furry-hata Motoki, I dunno!
[23:09] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Heh! I guess we'll just have to find out!

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