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Suburban Senshi Chat #1890 - “Budokai 2k12: Hino Rei vs Chibiusa Tsukino”
#1890 “Budokai 2k12: Hino Rei vs Chibiusa Tsukino”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[21:21] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Welcome back, everyone... to the 39th Tenka'ichi Budokai... We're just getting ready for the next match in the Round of 32... Hino Rei vs Tsukino Chibiusa....
[21:21] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> I still can't get that last match out of my head... what was Haruka-san thinking??
[21:21] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I dunno... it's a shocker to fans everywhere...
[21:22] * the Jumbotron shows a replay of Haruka strangulating Sailor Venus, then a dissolve to her pouring beer all over her prone form.
[21:23] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> #Harukaisana[BLEEP]le is the number one trending tag on Twitter right now, followed by #budokaibombshell, Karasuma-san...
[21:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah, I can't say I disagree. Anyway, I'm being handed some notes here. It looks like there's a stipulation for this upcoming match
[21:24] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> stipulation?
[21:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah. Hino Rei says that if she wins, she wants Chibiusa to give up the "kogal pimpstress lifestyle" and get a real job! And Chibiusa says that if Hino Rei loses, she has to become an accountant for "Chibiusa's Compensated Dating Service."
[21:25] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Wow! Real Life consequences, on this next match of the 39th Budokai!
[21:26] *** flame_SNIPER [] has joined #budokai
[21:26] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [] has joined #budokai
[21:26] * flame_SNIPER is now known as Super Sailor Mars
[21:26] <Super Sailor Mars> Are you ready, Chibiusa-chan?! Where your mom failed, I'll succeed! I'll turn you into a respectable young lady!
[21:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshs bich..... u mey bi my favoratast ant, bat...
[21:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi gaves a thambs dewn
[21:27] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as Black Lady
[21:27] <Super Sailor Mars> O_o
[21:27] <Black Lady> ....I'm going to f[BLEEP]k you up.
[21:27] ☼ Scouter indicates Black Lady has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:27] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Mars has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:28] <spiritflame> Super Sailor Mars rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[21:28] <spiritflame> Black Lady rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[21:29] <Super Sailor Mars> Looks like the first move's mine~
[21:29] <Black Lady> Maybe, but all the boys say *I've* got the right moves, honey~
[21:33] * Super Sailor Mars starts up a mars flame sniper....
[21:33] * Super Sailor Mars then attaches something to the fornt
[21:34] [250 HP / 963 MP] Super Sailor Mars SHOOTS a flame sniper with MODEST CLOTHES ON IT and attempts to pin it to Black Lady (-38 MP)
[21:34] [250 HP / 1004 MP] Black Lady has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:34] * Black Lady sidesteps, her "Talent" bouncing~
[21:34] <Black Lady> WE don't want to ruin the ratings, do we, Aunty Rei~
[21:35] [250 HP / 981 MP] Black Lady ZWEES over to Sailor Mars and gives her a SUPER HIGH kick to the chin (-23 MP)
[21:35] [250 HP / 966 MP] Super Sailor Mars has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[21:36] * Super Sailor Mars arches back, swinging under the kick, then pivoting on one foot and delivering a wicked back kick to Chibiusa's face
[21:36] [227 HP / 988 MP] Black Lady has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage)
[21:36] * Black Lady is SMASHED in the face and staggers sideways O_o
[21:37] [227 HP / 966 MP] Black Lady skids to a stop , foot gouging a gulley in the tiles. She then RUNS forward and TACKLES Mars (-22 MP)
[21:37] [221 HP / 982 MP] Super Sailor Mars has been HIT!! (29 damage)
[21:38] * Super Sailor Mars tumbles to the ground hard, the tiles cracking under her back
[21:39] [221 HP / 958 MP] Super Sailor Mars parleys this into a rollup, wrapping her legs around Chibiusa's head and squeezing, lifting her into the air over her, and then SUPLEXING her onto the ground violently (-24 MP)
[21:40] [182 HP / 987 MP] Black Lady has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (45 damage)
[21:40] * Black Lady CRASHES headfirst into the tiles, body stuck up in the air, legs splayed, twitching
[21:41] <[gTV]Red_Crow> for god's sake don't let the blimp do an aerial shot right now
[21:41] * Super Sailor Mars stands up, dusting off her fuku
[21:42] * Super Sailor Mars grabs the clothes she was going to put on Black Lady before
[21:42] [221 HP / 948 MP] Super Sailor Mars DRESSES BLACK LADY APPROPRIATELY (-10 MP)
[21:42] [182 HP / 988 MP] Black Lady has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:42] * Black Lady POOFS back into her chibi form
[21:42] * Black Lady is now known as .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[21:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi iz still ot
[21:44] * Super Sailor Mars missed pining the clothes on her, she was so short ><
[21:44] [221 HP / 942 MP] Super Sailor Mars stuffs Chibiusa-chan into a kid's sunday school suit (-6 MP)
[21:45] [160 HP / 1001 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (22 damage)
[21:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> O_o
[21:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi is TRAMATIZED
[21:45] [221 HP / 913 MP] Super Sailor Mars Adds a bow tie to the ensemble (-29 MP)
[21:45] [136 HP / 1012 MP] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[21:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi iz wearing a sundae skool soot wit a boe ty
[21:45] <Super Sailor Mars> <_<
[21:46] <Super Sailor Mars> >_>
[21:46] [221 HP / 413 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Mars B[BLEEP]CHSMACKS Chibiusa-chan with a Dictionary! (-500 MP)
[21:46] [10 HP / 1015 MP ] .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (126 damage)
[21:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...I mean... f[BLEEP]k.
[21:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. rubs her head...
[21:47] [10 HP / 515 MP] SPECIAL ATK: .'~SugaBB_2999~'. RUNS under Auntie Rei a fast as her little legs can carry her, and then takes a SCANDALOUS UPSKIRT SHOT, then POSTS IT ON THE JUMBOTRON (-500 MP)
[21:47] [-42 HP/ 443 MP] Super Sailor Mars has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (263 damage)
[21:47] Super Sailor Mars has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Coming back from almost certain defeat, Chibiusa utterly humiliates Sailor Mars, who now has to work for her!
[21:50] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> That's gotta sting!
[21:50] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> and now #marsupskirt is the number one tag on twitter!
[21:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I did not need that image at all.
[21:52] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Anyway, next up, it's a battle of the brainiacs! Doctor Xadium vs Mizuno Ami!

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Tags: Budokai

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