Suburban Senshi: Your Kung-fu is pretty useless, as well as obsolete!
Suburban Senshi Chat #1870 - “Drunken late night Spammercise”
#1870 “Drunken late night Spammercise”

Suburban Senshi @ Facebook

Doctor Xadium
Oh god I spent hours last night cleaning up spam from the Sakura Project Wiki and I'm still not done, there's still like 500 spam entries to clear ago via iPhoneCommentLike

 

Gemini Sunrise *hugs* ago

Jay Daito DAMMIT STOP INTERFERING WITH MY MASTER PLAN ago

Doctor Xadium There were over 1000 fake accounts ~_~ ago

Jay Daito Do you know how hard I have to work my North Korean minions!? ago

Jay Daito Now they have to all take turns at the internet terminal again ago

Doctor Xadium If I wasn't so tired I'd hurt you, Jedite ago

SOUICHI TOMOE HOW TIRED ARE YOU ago

Doctor Xadium So tired that I feel like Drunk Eliza ago

Jay Daito I tried to get a chatbot drunk once. She ended up becoming a demigod ago

hino rei.bot :/ ago

Gemini Sunrise Ah don't understand this "Spam" thang, why do they do it? ago

Doctor Xadium Dunno. It's not like the articles even make any sense. Fro example one of them is called "Boost your wellness high-quality at dwelling with carpet cleaning". What does that have to do with Sakura Taisen!? ago

Sakura X. Aino You ever seen Kanna drunk and the aftereffects? If you had, you'd see the relevance. ago

Doctor Xadium ... okay kid. Challenge accepted. "Blue Christmas Pig Porky Sings". ago

Sakura X. Aino Oogami trying to perform in one of our tight outfits on stage after overeating. ago

Doctor Xadium "Camfrog Video Chat User Guide" ago

Sakura X. Aino Kohran kept using the steamputers to try and find dates with other engineers... but kept blowing them up. ago

Doctor Xadium ..."Dating Excitement Sexual While" ago

Gemini Sunrise Everythin' goin' out with Shinjiro ain't. ago

Doctor Xadium "Denby Pottery Jobs" ago

Sakura X. Aino Maria Tachibana's embarassing secret hobby which directly led to the scene in the movie "Ghost". ago

Doctor Xadium ...."Gorilla trekking in Uganda"!!! ago

Sakura X. Aino One time doing research for a play Iris got lost there and dropped her bear jean-paul. She throught she saw it in the underbrush and went towards it... ago

Doctor Xadium God you guys are impossible >< ago

Sakura X. Aino IMPOSSIBLY AWESOME AMIRITE *high fives Gems* ago

Gemini Sunrise *high five* ago








       




January 24, 1998: Grandpa Hino and Yuuichiro were forced to stay at Hikawa Shrine after burning down Mamoru's apartment, when the team of Cyprine and Ptilol attacked using Tobikiri Rascal, determined to find the Rabbit. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Nephlite joined them, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. Prince Endymion got duped as easily as a small child. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
 


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<GERMATOID> SO YOU WON BECAUSE YOU TURNED HER INTO YOU WHO THEN TURNED YOU INTO HER


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



Linked here are sites that we find hilarious, informative or both.



As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!