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Suburban Senshi Chat #1805 - “Rebuilding lives, one messed up strategem at a time”
#1805 “Rebuilding lives, one messed up strategem at a time”

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Dr. Mimi Hanyu
Would be working on solving this damn Silver Crystal Problem her Tomoe-sama ♡ is having, but this damn fool keeps needing to be bailed out.

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Hino Rei Wait, I missed the memo-- HOW ARE YOU ALIVE, AGAIN? ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu Tomoe-sama needed someone to play Twister with, so he saved me from the Electric Warp :P ago

Hino Rei ... What is this, I don't even ago

Tomoe Hotaru That's papa for you. ago

Hino Rei Doesn't this *bother* you, Hotaru-chan? ago

That's all that matters :< ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu That's right! I'm no second-rate clone of your poor dead mother like she was, Hotaru-chaaan! ago

Tomoe Hotaru Oh god, please don't suck up to me. I can only tolerate so much. ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu Hmph. Anyway! I'm hard at work on this Silver Crystal Problem for my Tomoe-sama! :D I came off sabbatical just to do it for him! ago

Reverend H. Elios snrrk... "do it for him", yo... ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu How would you like to spend the rest of your life AS A GIRL ago

Tomoe Hotaru DO IT! DO IT! ago

Reverend H. Elios Man you all some man-hatin' b[BLEEP]ches up in here, yo ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu No, we just hate you! ago

Tomoe Hotaru *high-five* ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu *high-five* ago

Hino Rei ...This is surreal. ago

Jay Daito Wait. Hanyu. Who *WORKS* these days. You're a mad scientist. Why do you WORK? ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu My Doctorate isn't *fake*, you... you Neanderthal! I actually ENJOY applying the scientific method! and learning, and discovering, and mastering the very forces of nature so I can bend them to my will! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ago

Jay Daito So you just do it for the LULZ, then? ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu ...If you're going to be so ridiculously non-scientific about it, yes. :P ago

Jay Daito Acceptable. ago

Reverend H. Elios LOL it's the loser convention up in here, yo. Minions unite, yo ago

Jay Daito Oh you're such a "winner", Horse-boy. Weren't you rooming with the Ambiguously Gay Trio for the last however long? ago

Reverend H. Elios Yo YO Hawk and Fish and Tiger are my HOMIES, yo. ago

Jay Daito Those are names for things you EAT. ago

Reverend H. Elios is gonna go eat something else, lemme tell you DAT. ago

Tomoe Hotaru Sometimes I would just enjoy punching him in the face, if it wouldn't snap every bone in my wrist. ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu You really need milk in your diet, Hotaru-chan. As your new Mama it will be my duty to make sure you have a well-balanced, nutritionally sound diet! ago

Tomoe Hotaru My new what. ago

Dr. Mimi Hanyu You're only what, 9 years old? ago



Tomoe Hotaru ... ago

Tomoe Hotaru What. Papa, WHAT? ago

Tomoe Hotaru WHAT DID YOU DO? ago


Tomoe Hotaru ...When did my life become this unceasing, ever-more-convoluted nightmare?! ago

Jay Daito About the time you got blown up in a freak lab accident, and your dad made you into a robot filled with the evil powers of Mistress 9 and set a clone of your dead mom to be your caretaker. ago

Tomoe Hotaru *sigh* ago

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October 13, 1998: Chibiusa was walking home carrying a bag full of lemons, when Jedite attacked using Papiyon, determined to find the rainbow crystals. As the Senshi gasped in shock, Pegasus swooped in, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. Mamoru got left half-dead. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used the Rainbow Moon Heartache attack to win.


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My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~

Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~

The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.

Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:

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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018

February 11th 2018

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X

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