Ten'ou Haruka
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Tomoe Hotaru ...why don't you focus on the REAL PROBLEM IN HAND ago
Ten'ou Haruka I have been, it feels awesome ago
Tomoe Hotaru Oh. My. God. ago
Artemis D. Cat ... ago
Jay Daito What we need is someone who can stand up to the silver crystal. Didn't the EIHGF go toe-to-toe with split turnip head when she was going insane with her crystal? ago
hino rei.bot i have enough spirit power to nullify the crystal's effect on me, but i cannot reverse what was done using it ago
Jay Daito Sure you could. We can kill Tsukino and take the crystal from her ago
Tomoe Hotaru No killing Usagi-san :P ago
SOUICHI TOMOE THE CRYSTAL IS ONE WITH HER BODY, SO IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE ago
Ten'ou Haruka Bulls[BLEEP]t she wears it on that locket in her bow-thing, I've ripped if off of her before ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi This is my mama from the future, she keeps the crystal in her body now. ago
Ten'ou Haruka ...Where in her body, exactly <_< ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi Not *there*, you pervert >< ago
Ten'ou Haruka Wait. YOU have a silver crystal. Why can't you stop your bats[BLEEP]t insane mother ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi DO YOU KNOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM, YOU JERK ago
Ten'ou Haruka Why because everything you type doesn't "siand liak dish" or however the f[BLEEP]k you used to do it? ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi I've been made FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE. I don't even know WHAT THE HELL I'm typing. ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi I feel like a MORON >< ago
Mizuno Ami herpa derrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. weasels. ago
Jay Daito No, there's the moron for you. ago
Mizuno Ami Derpa derpa derrrrp >< ago
Karasuma Akane Speaking of derping, word has it Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a Half men is dead. ago
Ten'ou Haruka Guess he couldn't handle the 7 gram rocks? ago
Tomoe Hotaru I picture him going out like Michiru-momma. ago
Ten'ou Haruka How so? ago
Tomoe Hotaru She's currently locked in the commode, doubled over, throwing up. ago
Ten'ou Haruka She really needs to stop eating her own cooking. ago
Tomoe Hotaru She's usually been the only one able to handle it so far? ago
Jay Daito She didn't cook last night ago
SOUICHI TOMOE I WONDER IF USAGI-CHAN POISONED HER ago
Ten'ou Haruka LOL where did THAT come from ago
SOUICHI TOMOE I HAVE DARK THOUGHTS SOMETIMES ago
Ten'ou Haruka LOL I didn't know Mila Kunis spoke Ukranian ago
Tomoe Hotaru What's going on there? ago
Ten'ou Haruka A Russian reporter asks Timberlake “why movies” (in lieu of, say, music). ago
Ten'ou Haruka But there was a translation delay so Kunis jumped in saying “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” ago
Karasuma Akane LOL ago
Aya Reiko I've got a better translation:
Reporter: "I have two questions - about the movie and the sex--"
Mila: "What?" (in a "didn't hear you clearly" way)
Reporter: "About the movie and the sex."
Mila: "Oh, I thought I misheard you about the sex."
Justin: "I don't like this! =)"
Reporter: "What brought you into movies? WHY ARE YOU IN MOVIES?"
Mila: "What?!"
Reporter: "Why movies?"
Mila: "Why movies?"
Reporter: "Well, many showbiz persons move to movies, and sometimes it's for the better, but why is Justin in movies?"
Mila: "Wait, you're asking why he wants to be in movies?"
Reporter: "Yes."
Mila: "What would you rather have him do?"
CROWD: LOL, applause
Reporter: indiscernible under the applause
Mila: "Huh?"
Reporter: "I mean, isn't showbiz enough?"
Mila (exasperated): "Well, if he WANTS to make movies, and he can, why shouldn't he? What sort of question is that? Why are YOU here?"
CROWD: LOL, more applause
Reporter: "Well, I'm doing my job."
Mila: "Well, he's doing his. It's the same thing!"
(turns to Justin, asks in English if he needs the exchange translated, he replies that he's getting it in the earpiece, but delayed)
Justin: "This is my bodyguard!" ago
Ten'ou Haruka about the movie and the sex lol ago
Kaioh Michiru may need to go see a gastroenterologist ago
Ten'ou Haruka ... sex :O ago
Kaioh Michiru Not now, dear, I know you're fond of your new "attachment" but this really isn't the time! Haven't you had your fill the last few days?! I'm unwell! ago
Ten'ou Haruka has to go now ago
Kaioh Michiru WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! ago
Tomoe Hotaru begins to comprehend ago
Kaioh Michiru What, comprehend what? ago
Tsukino Princess Usagi Oh my... ago
Kaioh Michiru WHAT IS IT?! WHAT'S EVERYONE SO UPSET ABOUT?! ago
Tomoe Hotaru It's probably nothing, Michiru-momma ^^; ago
Kaioh Michiru Hmph. I feel the urge to eat some sardines. I shall return later. ago
Tomoe Hotaru ... ago
Tomoe Hotaru f[BLEEP]k ago