Clarissa M. Darling Tell me about it, my dorkwad brother invented Cowboys and Aliens years before it came out, and now he won't shut up about it ago

Kaioh Michiru Clarissa, dear, what Haruka demonstrates is not something one should be proud of. ago

Ten'ou Haruka You know why you say that, Michi? You know why? Because you can't cook. You can't cook. At all. Yet, under my instruction, miracles have been known to happen. ago

SOUICHI TOMOE THE ONLY MIRACLE I SEE HERE IS THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ago

Ten'ou Haruka When you live like a boss, wonders open up before you. ago

Tsukino Usagi I'M THE ONLY BOSS HERE, JERKS! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! ago

Ten'ou Haruka Oh, Usagi-chan? I forgot you were still here! ago

Tsukino Usagi ... ago

Tsukino Usagi HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT! ago

Ten'ou Haruka I'm the man. I forget lots of things. But when I do, they're not important ones. ago

Tsukino Usagi YOU'RE THE MAN, HUH? I'LL TEACH YOU TO TRY TO WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE! SILVER CRYSTAL! ago

Ten'ou Haruka ... ago

Ten'ou Haruka OMGWTF IS THIS THING IN MY CROTCH ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi I remember the first time I said that... ago

Reverend H. Elios "12 horsepower" is what I answered to that, yo~ :3 ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi T_T what have I done with my life >< ago

Ten'ou Haruka I... I... WHAT IS THIS... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ago

Kaioh Michiru goes over to check Haruka ago

Kaioh Michiru ...This, truly, is the foundation for a disturbing doujinshi. ago

Tomoe Hotaru Wait, what? ago

Tsukino Usagi WHO'S THE MAN NOW, DAWG?! ago

Ten'ou Haruka T_T ago