Tomoe Hotaru I am seriously, seriously hating you right now ago

Ten'ou Haruka You have the super-cutest face when you're angry ago

Tomoe Hotaru My glaive is as sharp as ever. I will cut you. ago

Jay Daito This Tsukino Usagi is a problem. Normally, with a sane or even insane god-level being, there are patterns, strategies that can be exploited. But here we literally have a capricious idiot. ago

Ten'ou Haruka I know, right? ANYTHING sets her off ago

Mizuno Ami herp a derp GTFO moontard ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...And she messes with reality like it's nothing. ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi O verily this is so sadly so. ago

Jay Daito We need some kind of equalizer ago

SOUICHI TOMOE HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH A DIMENSIONAL PORTAL AND MAY HAVE AN ANSWER ago

Tomoe Hotaru Papa, what have you summoned now >< ago

Kyu Bey is now here ago

Ten'ou Haruka What the hell is that it looks like a mutant Artemis ago

Artemis D. Cat It DOES ago

Aino Minako KAWAII!!!! It's CUTER!!! ago

Artemis D. Cat ...Mina... ago

Kyu Bey hello! I'd like to make you all a VERY SPECIAL OFFER! ago

Ten'ou Haruka Is this some kind of interdimensional spam? ago

Kyu Bey If you make a pact with me I'll grant you the power to be a magical girl! ago

Ten'ou Haruka ... ago

Jay Daito LOL ago

Tomoe Hotaru Already one, thank you. ago

Mizuno Ami herpaderpaderp ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi I am Princess of many such girls. ago

Ten'ou Haruka I'm a magical badass. ago

Kyu Bey ... ago

Ten'ou Haruka (Michi even says that in bed) ago

Kaioh Michiru She most certainly DOES NOT! ago

Kyu Bey Surely there must be some of you who are not! ago

Kyu Bey If you will consent to make a pact with me, and become a magical girl, I'll grant you one wish! ANYTHING! ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...F[BLEEP]K! Now I curse the fact of my power! ago

Chiba Mamoru CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ago

Tomoe Hotaru It said "Magical Girl" ago

Chiba Mamoru AND I SAID CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I'm tired of being a joke with a cane! ago

Tomoe Hotaru Shouldn't you think over making a deal with some dubious eldritch power? ago

Chiba Mamoru ...I should think over making a deal with some dubious eldritch power. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Jesus Christ you *are* malleable. ago

Jay Daito YES CHIBA GROW A SPINE ago

Jay Daito I ENJOYED KILLING YOU IN THE PAST LIFE, BUT NOW YOU ARE SO *WEAK* ago

Tomoe Hotaru Jedite what are you doing ago

Chiba Mamoru YES I HAVE A SPINE! KYUBEY, MAKE ME A MAGICAL GIRL! ago

Kyu Bey Excellent ♫ ago

Ten'ou Haruka DUDE WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K ago

Jay Daito We fight stupid with stupid ago

Jay Daito It's the only way to be sure ago