Suburban Senshi Chat #1708 - “MiST: Job Opportunity from Terry Smith”
#1708 “MiST: Job Opportunity from Terry Smith”
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[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So Ginga TV decided to dump all of five bucks into upgrading your MiST Experience
[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And we're going to test it out with a Spam email that Haruka got today.
[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So here goes
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Hello
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[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Hello
[20:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[20:25] <// J_Daito //> Hey
[20:25] <Reverend_H> Yo, yo
[20:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay
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I' m Terry Smith , I work with a Willgate Lambert inc, England . We supply to
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[20:27] <FireFly_9> Does he work with a Wilgate Lambert including England, incorporated in England, or a Wilbert Lambert Incorporated?
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno but I'm glad it's not a Christopher Lambert because then it would be some blind french guy swinging a bigass katana at me with the grace of a lumbering giraffe every damn day and that s[BLEEP]t would be hazardous
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the industries here in UK a chemical used for the purification of rough diamonds and
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[20:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara it polishes Diamonds in the rough, I should use it on you, Haruka.
[20:30] <@SpeedRcrX> :P
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precious stones.
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[20:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Oh yas, i luv stoanes...
[20:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Kidney stones suck ass
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This chemical is in high demand here in UK and i found it very cheap in Asia precisely
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[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Well what luck! I'm in Asia!
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Malaysia. it is manufactured in North Korea but because of the Export duties in North Korea and some product cannot be exported directly to UK that is why we buy from Agents,
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[20:32] <// J_Daito //> Agent Smith?
[20:32] <GERMATOID> AGENT ORANGE?
[20:33] <FireFly_9> Agent just reading this?
[20:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Pun fail
[20:33] <@SpeedRcrX> But Chibiusa it looks like your Ex Kim Jong's getting into the Meth business
[20:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshsh dat facker dewnt nead new drags hez krazi enuff az iz
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i need a middle person who can transact the business with me
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[20:35] <Reverend_H> Bom chikka wow wow?
[20:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoa this email got saucy and cheeky all at the same time.
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i stand the risk of losing my job that is the more reason i need a middle person in this transaction(the person am supposed to use as middle man is not buoyant).
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[20:36] <// J_Daito //> ...What
[20:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> are u gon dew tit undar watar??/
[20:37] <GERMATOID> MAYBE HE WANTS SOMEONE LIKE MR. DATA FROM INSURRECTION WHERE THE FLOATION DEVICE IS BUILT IN? MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new af hi wents flotatsun devaces, jas threw momoko in2 da paol, har boobs wal dew tit
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This business is in this dimension as you will not take my company representative to the main distributor to avoid direct transaction from the source, since this is where we
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[20:38] <@SpeedRcrX> In this dimension... what, when did this become like ... mad science?
[20:38] <GERMATOID> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO SPECIFY A TRANSACTION DIMENSION TO AVOID MISUNDERSTANDINGS WITH THE GREAT OLD ONES
[20:38] <// J_Daito //> I hear that.
[20:39] <FireFly_9> Why is it that this mail suddenly sounds like it was Babelfished into Japanese halfway?
[20:39] <@SpeedRcrX> WRY IS THIS MAIL BABELFISH
[20:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WRI IZ DI MALE
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I don't know if we can make this together as this is a long term and continuous business, if this acceptable by you get back to me ASAP. This is a personal deal between you and I, and i hope we make our Partnership /friendship/relationship indelible
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[20:41] <// J_Daito //> Well he just went from first base to home in no time flat.
[20:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Parters... to friends... to relations...
[20:42] <FireFly_9> "Indelible". Does this mean we get to write each other's names down together in Sharpie?
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if you are interested in this partnership,kindly reply to terry.smith231@gmail.com
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[20:43] <GERMATOID> OH NO. WE POSTED THE SPAMMER'S PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL ADDRESS TO THE INTERWEBS BY ACCIDENT
[20:43] <// J_Daito //> Whatever will happen now.
[20:43] <FireFly_9> Bad, bad papa. you've breached the Spammer's privacy.
[20:44] * GERMATOID is away: *IS A BAD PANDA*
[20:44] * [gTV]Red_Crow goes to upload this and see if anything breaks
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