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[09:01] *** Topic is - April Fool's Joke here -
[09:01] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Thu Apr 01 09:01 2010
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> God I f[BLEEP]king hate April Fool's day.
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> The beer dribble cup thing gets old real fast when you NEED a shot now
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> A shot pf beer??
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS IS YOUR FAULT
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Why is it my fault??

[09:04] <@SpeedRcrX>: The calends of April (April 1) in ancient Rome was sacred to Venus—as was the entire month—and this day was called the Veneralia (the Kalendae, or calends, was the first day of the month in the Roman Calendar). Public games, ludi, would be held in her honour. Apollonius Sophistes tells us that some ancient authors actually derived the month's name from Aphrodite (perhaps via a conjectured Etruscan form, Aprodita); others derive it from aperire (to open), since it is the time when, according to Cincius and Varro, “fruits and flowers and animals and seas and lands open. The Veneralia, on the first day of Venus’s month, honours Venus Verticordia (Changer of Hearts) and her companion Fortuna Virilis (Bold Fortune). In ancient times all the women, married and unmarried, went to the men's baths, as today they might go to swimming pools. Upon arriving they offered incense to Fortuna Virilis and prayed that the men would not see any blemishes the women might have had. They made a libation and drank the potion Venus drank on Her wedding night: pounded poppy with milk and honey. An ancient commentary (probably by Verrius) says they go to the baths to view the men's virile members. The women, crowned with myrtle wreaths, bathe and pray that Venus will bring them concord and a modest life. Ovid says, “beauty and fortune and good fame are in Her keeping.”

[09:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> <_<
[09:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> >_>
[09:06] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: X-chan is taking a bath <_<
[09:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Eww
[09:06] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Here I got something awesome for you, Harry-P
[09:07] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> [URL]
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> I wish they did the voice with the James Earl Jones bass tho
[09:09] <GERMATOID> I DON'T THINK HOTARU-CHAN LIKED MY APRIL FOOL'S JOKE OF THE ROBOT HAYASE SHUN
[09:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[09:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Isn't that the athlete she had a crush on years back, who got arrested for professional doping?
[09:10] <GERMATOID> YUP
[09:10] <GERMATOID> I MADE A REALDOLL HAYASE FOR HER
[09:10] <GERMATOID> BUT THIS MORNING I SAW HIS [BLEEP] HANGING ON MY DOOR
[09:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Really did you expect anything else from her
[09:12] <GERMATOID> IT WAS SET TO WOO THEN DUMP HER THO
[09:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow you like tempting death
[09:12] <GERMATOID> WELL THINK ABOUT IT
[09:12] <GERMATOID> IF SHE USES THE SILENCE GLAIVE TO END CIVILIZATION
[09:13] <GERMATOID> THOSE OF SUPERIOR INTELLECT WILL RISE TO RULE THE MASSES
[09:13] <GERMATOID> <_<
[09:13] <GERMATOID> >_>
[09:13] <@SpeedRcrX> No getting your daughter to destroy the world to propel you to power :P
[09:13] <GERMATOID> <_
[09:13] <GERMATOID> >_>
[09:13] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:13] <FireFly_9> I'll have you know I *have* a boyfriend.
[09:13] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL HAHAHAHAHA good one
[09:14] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬
[09:14] <FireFly_9> It's over the internet
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Hahaha that s[BLEEP]t never ends well
[09:14] <FireFly_9> eHarmony matched our 30 dimensions, be quiet :P
[09:14] <FireFly_9> He's a quiet, senstive thinker.
[09:14] <FireFly_9> ^sensitive
[09:14] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL it's probably jedite f[BLEEP]king with your mind
[09:15] <FireFly_9> Shut up ><
[09:15] <FireFly_9> He's legitimate. He works on cases the police can't solve.
[09:15] <@SpeedRcrX> What's his name then :P
[09:15] <FireFly_9> He won't say, in order to protect his identity from criminals
[09:15] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL more like you can't make one up
[09:16] <FireFly_9> His handle is "L". That's all I need to know :P
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL that is so retarded
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> at least come up with something original like "Sir Darkman" or some s[BLEEP]t
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> even YOU have a better handle
[09:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[09:18] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: Puu-P talked about this back in September <_<
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[09:18] * FireFly_9 is away: ♡
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> WAIT YOU'RE JUST F[BLEEP]KING WITH MY MIND RIGHT
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> RIGHT
[09:18] * FireFly_9 is back
[09:18] <FireFly_9> WHAT MIND!?
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[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
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