Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1525 - “All it takes is a little prick...”
IRC Chat #1525

“All it takes is a little prick...”

[22:08] *** Thu Jul 02 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[22:08] *** Topic is - .... -
[22:08] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Thu Jul 02 22:08 2009

[22:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The web of time is a fairly flexible physical phenomenon.
[22:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I mean, when Puu-P lost her 1 3 4 3 4 0 Planet Powers thanks to the intervention of the IAU, history didn't fall apart
[22:14] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It 'scabbed over' and filled in 1 3 4 3 4 0's place in future events by having Chiba Mamoru go bats[BLEEP]t insane after being defeated by the Sailor Senshi in his bid to prove he was a MAN, to the point where he got a wig and some falsies, did a reverse Michael Jackson (sorry, is it too soon?) and darkened up, becoming a transvestite senshi-impersonator just to have the power he could never have as a man surrounded by superheroines 24/7
[22:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> ... so that's what the f[BLEEP]k happened at the end of that plotline <_<
[22:15] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yup
[22:15] <The Vampire Lyrica Hubert> So wait, future Sailor 1 3 4 3 4 0 is Chiba Mamoru DRESSED as Sailor 1 3 4 3 4 0?
[22:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ayup. She was his clone anyway so the gentics are close enough.
[22:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait wait how does 1 3 4 3 4 0s' timeline work again?
[22:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> CAN WE STOP DIGRESSING
[22:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Come on :P
[22:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Fine.
[22:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> In the FUTURE
[22:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> When everyone ended up in Crystal Tokyo after being sucked into the time vortex back in 2000
[22:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aunt Ami clones Mamoru to create Sailor 1 3 4 3 4 0 in order to create a time senshi to get everyone back home.
[22:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But 1 3 4 3 4 0 immediately starts macking on the imperial manhood, so Usagi locks her in the basement, to guard the time gate. From there, she is occassionally sent back into the past to give warnings and stuff.
[22:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But one night she "rides the imperial stallion until dawn" and gets pregnant with Chibiusam whose foetus she then implants into Usagi to avoid detection. THIS IS WHY THEY HAVE THE SAME EYES PEOPLE.
[22:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But Serenity II gets profoundly pissed with her anyway and sends her back to the distant past where she introduces herself to the Royal family as "Sailor Pluto" and begins building her planet power by pushing herself into the Planetary Pantheon.
[22:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Flash forward to after the showdown with Nemesis; she goes back in time to hit on defeat professor Tomoe, and then gets entangled with you guys
[22:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> then she lost her power.
[22:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Now she's just a bitter ex-senshi who has just thrown the mother of all spanners into the temporal works by puncturing Pegasus' prophylactic with a pin.
[22:44] <FireFly_9> Are you saying the damage she just did to the timeline is too big for history to deal with?
[22:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'm saying...
[22:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well to give you an idea...
[22:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You know the old live-action He-Man movie?
[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Hell yeah!
[22:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well this is it now:

[22:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ... It's nice to see La Parka has work again
[22:46] <@SpeedRcrX> ... along with several dozen clones
[22:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> This is just the tip of the iceberg people.
[22:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> This makes Nero killing George Kirk look like a SPEED BUMP in time.
[22:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I mean, at this rate, Richard Nixon will end up being allowed to resign his office or something as opposed to becoming the first president to be jailed for his crimes while in office.
[22:48] <FireFly_9> ... He was allowed to resign.
[22:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> D:
[22:48] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: We're through the looking glass now, people!
[22:48] *** Thu Jul 02 2009 - LOGGING STOP ***

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