2 girls one movie*
* And nobody else for some reason
REVIEW: SANTA CLAUSE 3


[22:39] <starcat!!> I am in double-factorial mode for this because I'm just so excited!
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Today we have ourselves a christmas movie to do!
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because... why are we doing this again neechan?
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We have Spice World to do tomorrow of all things
[22:40] <starcat!!> You can't screw up Christmas!
[22:40] <starcat!!> Really!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We'll we'll see about that, because it's Santa Clause 3 - The Escape Clause!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I wish I was kidding!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Apparently someone here has a guilty pleasure about these movies.
[22:41] <starcat!!> We're doing this because Christmas is an important economic holiday in the Western world and so people make Christmas movies about it.
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'll let her explain :3
[22:41] <starcat!!> And so we have to watch them.
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's mandatory.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So I guess we should give some background to these movies huh.
[22:42] <starcat!!> (hold on for descriptions, gotta find them <_<)
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> While we wait!
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It'll just be neechan and I doing this one.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Why? Because we decided for a special you should get some quality time with the two girls!
[22:44] <starcat!!> where did the file go D:
[22:44] <starcat!!> I wrote this up I swear
[22:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Technical difficulties!
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> for now how about a shameless plug for-- something.
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Actually did you know? Neechan runs Instant Sailormoon!
[22:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wednesdays and Sundays we watch episodes of Sailor Moon, all the way through the series
[22:46] <starcat!!> I do!
[22:46] <starcat!!> Wednesdays and Sundays at 20:00!
[22:46] <starcat!!> Okay, so here's what happened in the first two:
[22:46] <starcat!!> 1. Tim Allen kills santa, has to become Santa Claus and deal with the consequences.
[22:46] <starcat!!> (It's actually pretty good and one of my favorite holiday movies.)
[22:47] <starcat!!> 2. Santa has to find a wife or else he's not Santa anymore. While he's gone back to the real world to do this, a fake robot Santa designed to hold his place creates an army of toy soldiers and takes over the North Pole.
[22:47] <starcat!!> (I'm not kidding. It's pretty bad, but one of my guilty pleasures. Definitely guilty though.)
[22:47] <starcat!!> This third one is apparently about Jack Frost and some sort of epic battle or something.
[22:48] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WE WILL SEE HOW EPIC IT IS
[22:48] * @Darkness Kusanagi puts on santa hat!
[22:48] <starcat!!>“ Tim Allen is back in the big red suit for more adventure and laughs in Disney's hilarious family comedy. Get ready for a thrilling sleigh ride as the reluctant Santa Claus faces his most chilling and hysterical challenge yet.”
[22:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is going to be priceless.
[22:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We ready, neechan?
[22:49] * starcat!! puts on her own Santa hat!
[22:50] <starcat!!> I am ready, neesan!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 3!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 2!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 1!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ GO!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> mmm DVD rip goodness
[22:51] <starcat!!> d'aw what a pretty intro.
[22:51] <starcat!!> (it's the new disney castle one which is beautiful)
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> If only it wasn't Disney.
[22:51] <starcat!!> which turns into a snow globe.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Those ribbons... aren't really the best CGI ever.
[22:52] <starcat!!> ...followed by...a sleigh?
[22:52] <starcat!!> Oh look, it's the North Pole.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Elfementary School"
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why do I see these puns coming at us over and over and over.
[22:53] <starcat!!> It has to be the North Pole because nowhere else would be so twee.
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... baby Santa?
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> o_o
[22:53] <starcat!!> ...Oh god. BABY CLAUS?
[22:53] <starcat!!> isn't Mrs. Claus traditionally, like...post-menopausal?
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Elfermery ya I see exactly where this is going.
[22:54] <starcat!!> Elfirmary.
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> yes that
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD FLAMING SANTA FACE
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's Santa's head
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> carved into the wall
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> with his mouth open
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and the fireplace is in the mouth.
[22:55] <starcat!!> I don't LIKE Children.
[22:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD THAT FIREPLACE
[22:55] <starcat!!> I don't like, by association, pregnant women.
[22:55] <starcat!!> OH GOD IT OPENS UP HOLY S[BLEEP]T THAT IS THE CREEPIEST FIREPLACE EVER OH GOD WHAT
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> What. It's that best friend kid from Suite Life
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that disney show.
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They're recycling their actor kids
[22:56] <starcat!!> ...why have you SEEN suite life
[22:56] <starcat!!> and yeah they definitely recycle.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> For some bloody reason my brother watches it.
[22:57] <starcat!!> she's totally fakepreggers.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's strange.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Isn't Santa's elves labeled as child labor.
[22:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The duck quacks in three languages?
[22:58] <starcat!!> no, they only LOOK like children.
[22:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> did that elf just shinkick Santa.
[22:58] <starcat!!> LOL That elf is a b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> so is that elf!
[22:59] <starcat!!> Clearly there is a lot on the line!
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "my parents think you're a toymaker in canada"
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I actually like that line.
[22:59] <starcat!!> Canada eh.
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> because a lot of parents tell their kids Santa IS Canadian up here.
[23:00] <starcat!!> Oh man neesan this is even more perfectly bad. Now they're going to pretend to be Canadian, I bet.
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> PEDO FAIRY
[23:01] <starcat!!> what the j-- oh no they're getting the other mythical people. D:
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> But doesn't the easter bunny hate Santa?
[23:01] <starcat!!> "silver bells." <--- worst swear ever
[23:02] <starcat!!> the Easter Bunny apparently hates everyone.
[23:02] <starcat!!> oh god those sunglasses. that wig. that's horrible.
[23:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and that's not even mentioning the suit.
[23:03] <starcat!!> "skillful and delicious" eh. that sounds rated R.
[23:03] <starcat!!> ...HE HAS AN ICICLE TIE D:
[23:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
[23:04] <starcat!!> (That's right he's got a kid)
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jack is an ass already
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jackass.
[23:04] <starcat!!> (His kid was like 8 in the first movie, about 16 in the second, and I bet won't show up at all here)
[23:05] <starcat!!> This guy reminds me of...just about every troll who ever visited the chatbox.
[23:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 14 mintues it and it has tangible plot.
[23:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan the movies are getting better :3
[23:05] <starcat!!> DAMMIT NO D:
[23:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Okay except for the squeaking, farting reindeer.
[23:06] <starcat!!> I'm wroooong
[23:06] <starcat!!> the kid shows up
[23:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WHY ARE THE REINDEER SQUEAKING
[23:06] <starcat!!> I'd swear that's not the same mom as the first two movies.
[23:06] <starcat!!> The reindeer suck. :/
[23:07] <starcat!!> it's a ginger kid o_o
[23:07] <starcat!!> The reindeer squeak because they are Disney creatures pandering to the lowest denominator
[23:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god SIDE CHARACTERS
[23:07] <starcat!!> the kid goes bag-diving. For a ginger, she's genius.
[23:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "A feelings inventory".
[23:08] <starcat!!> The guy with teh sweatervest is the same guy from the first two movies though
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The guy with the sweatervest just hurt me in more ways than I expected.
[23:08] <starcat!!> And...he's a psychowhatever.
[23:08] <starcat!!> Psychiatrist.
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> CANADIAN BACON EXCHNGE
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> EXCHANGE
[23:09] <starcat!!> Please, Uncle Scott? Can I come to the North Pole?
[23:09] * @Darkness Kusanagi can get behind that.
[23:09] <starcat!!> Please? :<
[23:09] <starcat!!> SEE IT'S CANADA.
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> A SPITTING IMAGE
[23:09] <starcat!!> CANADA ♡ HOCKEY
[23:10] <starcat!!> ..."none of your skiswax"
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> wait beeswax is bad?
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> or has disney fallen that low
[23:11] <starcat!!> Oh god noooo it's time-travel alternate reality D:
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So, Jack Frost's big plan is to trick Santa into wishing on his magical snowglobe that he was never Santa in the first place.
[23:12] <starcat!!> Also Head Elf is...so gullible. :/
[23:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Very buttlike"
[23:13] <starcat!!> "Very butt-like."
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's cold in canada!
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> POOOF
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that was LITERALLY the sound effect.
[23:14] <starcat!!> it's cooold!
[23:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Genuine Canadian Christmas Trees. From Right Here in Canada. Which is where you are now.
[23:15] <starcat!!> GENUINE CANADIAN CHRISTMAS TREES
[23:15] <starcat!!> FROM RIGHT HERE IN CANADA
[23:15] <starcat!!> WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE NOW
[23:15] <starcat!!> I can't decide if this is funny because it's funny or if it's funny because its bad
[23:16] <starcat!!> man he's hitting on the preggers lady.
[23:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he's hitting on her AND being an ass at the same time.
[23:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Damn Jack. Damn.
[23:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... the hell is this background music.
[23:17] * starcat!! is listening to: ??? - Santa's got a Hot Rod.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[23:17] <starcat!!> if only I were kidding.
[23:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ROOTS. Very canadian.
[23:17] <starcat!!> "OH IT'S TALL PEOPLE! ...not that you're not tall."
[23:17] <starcat!!> (as she hugs a little kid)
[23:18] <starcat!!> "WELCOME TO CANADA! ...EH!"
[23:18] <starcat!!> Oh god tiny canadian kids
[23:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> As I Canadian I dunno if I should be laughing or offended-- who am I kidding Canadians never get offended when people joke about them.
[23:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I'm sure you had a good reason for shutting us out of your life.
[23:19] <starcat!!> Is there NO ONE in this movie who is anything other than b[BLEEP]chy or twee.
[23:19] <starcat!!> "Whoa! Trains!"
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> .... Red Deer energy drink.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> You know Red Deer is a city in Alberta.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I lived there.
[23:20] <starcat!!> North Pole Icey Bits.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and so Jackass corrupts innocent ginger.
[23:21] <starcat!!> Little girl doesn't know Jack Frost. Jack gets angry. "Chill!" "I INVENTED CHILL!"
[23:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is what Canadians look like.
[23:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We're all shortpeople!
[23:21] <starcat!!> Neesan you are a LOLI.
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> APPARENTLY.
[23:22] <starcat!!> All Canadians are children.
[23:22] <starcat!!> Yoga-children apparently o_o
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD GET THE ARMORED MAN AWAY FROM ME.
[23:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Little Canadian convicts!
[23:23] <starcat!!> They're...not actually children, so why are they so stupid?
[23:23] <starcat!!> What the hell is he outputting
[23:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wouldn't... they know it was Jack Frost who froze their equipment magically.
[23:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I mean think about it.
[23:24] <starcat!!> (he needs to lay off the breath mints)
[23:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yes the famous Yippie It's Canada! parade.
[23:25] <starcat!!> "He's playing Jack Frost in our Yipee It's Canada parade!"
[23:26] <starcat!!> Elfin technobabble.
[23:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Now Jack is hitting on the mother.
[23:27] <starcat!!> ...he's now flirting with the pregnant lady's mother.
[23:27] <starcat!!> Extensively.
[23:27] <starcat!!> Blatantly and disgustingly oh god ew.
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is he getting off on her singing that one line.
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ Jack Frost nippin' at your noise~ ♫
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ^nose
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I can't even sing it properly-- WHERE DID THE FATHER GET THE BACKPACK FIRE EXTINGUISHER
[23:28] <starcat!!> "Would you like to be my elf?" "...huh?" "You heard me. :D"
[23:28] <starcat!!> "Mom and dad, this is my husband's ex-wife and her husband and their daughter."
[23:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Just let the tiny Canadians do it."
[23:30] <starcat!!> "Don't be silly just let the tiny Canadians do it."
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> You know I bet there will be some American who watches this and believes that's how tall Canadians are.
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I had a guy seriously ask me if I lived in an igloo.
[23:31] <starcat!!> you'd think Jack would be all like "OH MY IT IS A FIRE, I SHALL SAVE YOU" and fix it
[23:31] <starcat!!> "Your pants are on fire." "FIRE IN THE HOLE"
[23:31] <starcat!!> D:
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no the wooden toys D:
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SPARKLES
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:32] <starcat!!> ... SPARKLES D:
[23:32] <starcat!!> He's making a toy so fast it's SPARKLING D:
[23:33] <starcat!!> OH god we can't escape the sparkles ever can we T_T
[23:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> never T_T
[23:33] <starcat!!> we should be called 2girls 1 movie + Sparkles
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hey maybe there won't be sparkles in Spice Girls!
[23:33] <starcat!!> "Last one up is a glazed ham!" Eww.
[23:34] <starcat!!> Ham is delicious.
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Shiny.
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yet decidedly not sparkly!
[23:34] <starcat!!> Maybe. Maybe not.
[23:34] <starcat!!> Okay the snow globe room? Actually kind of pretty. and also inexplicably disturbing to my brain.
[23:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> DRAMATIC MUSIC CHANGE
[23:36] <starcat!!> D'aaaawww. He gives the Ginger a snowglobe that has a tiny her inside of it hugging a snowman. Who turns pink.
[23:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then Jack sneaks into the snowglobe room!
[23:36] <starcat!!> Jack Frost is caressing santa's ball
[23:36] <starcat!!> it's so big he has to put both hands around it
[23:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> That's really naughty neechan.
[23:37] * starcat!! giggles
[23:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH. The thing that was bein g printed out was the naughty and nice list!
[23:38] <starcat!!> Neil, that's the name of the sweatervest guy!
[23:38] <starcat!!> now I'll remember.
[23:39] <starcat!!> JACK FROST IS A PEDO D:
[23:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wait Jack FROZE them? Doesn't that cause DEATH or are they using more disney magic.
[23:39] <starcat!!> Ginger is WEAK. >:|
[23:40] <starcat!!> "And to think I asked you to be my wife elf."
[23:40] <starcat!!> Disney magic, duuuuhhh.
[23:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> How do you not notice a man in a tacky blue suit unscrewing your christmas tree base
[23:41] <starcat!!> You know how Canadians are, "Yak yak yak yak eh"
[23:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Santa's ringtone? Alvin and the Chipmunks singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas.
[23:41] <starcat!!> D: IT BROKE
[23:42] <starcat!!> noooo. That's just D[BLEEP]KERY.
[23:42] <starcat!!> Okay Jack Frost you've done it now you ba[BLEEP]rd D:<
[23:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh Jack you are an ASS D:<
[23:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and SO are the parents D:<
[23:42] <starcat!!> aw...this is actually sad.
[23:43] <starcat!!> and now they're having the traditional Christmas Argument
[23:43] <starcat!!> and t hey LEAVE?!
[23:43] <starcat!!> THEY ARE GOING TO LEAVE THEIR PREGNANT DAUGHTER?!
[23:43] <starcat!!> o_o
[23:43] <starcat!!> ...oh damn she's threatening to leave too
[23:43] <starcat!!> d-do I find myself...caring?
[23:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> this is really.... kind'a sad D:
[23:44] <starcat!!> I think I might, a little.
[23:44] <starcat!!> But then I ALSO am attached to Santa at least from the first two so.
[23:44] <starcat!!> Oh god I bet I know what that bag has in it and how it'll happen
[23:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Well they get away with tugging at your heartstrings by having the main character be Santa.
[23:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so there are clips of the first movie!
[23:46] <starcat!!> ....JAck Frost you BA[BLEEP]RD
[23:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE THIS INTO THIS MOVIE BUT I AM AND I AM ANGRY AT JACK D:<
[23:46] <starcat!!> so my question is -- where's the REAL Scott Calvin of THIS time.
[23:47] <starcat!!> also more sparkles.
[23:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... Jack Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park?!
[23:49] <starcat!!> (yeah by the way, Mrs. Claus was the principal of Scott's kid's school when he met her.)
[23:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> also that's the TACKIEST PLANE EVER
[23:49] <starcat!!> Oh come on neesan, Santa turned it into CANADA.
[23:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is Canada really as humiliating as a theme park.
[23:50] <starcat!!> Those elves look so sad. They should be mandated to be happy.
[23:51] <starcat!!> HIS Canada was pretty crappy.
[23:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> like Disney World employees?
[23:51] <starcat!!> "Try our gingerbread houses! They're santalicious!"
[23:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god this is reminding me how much I hate Christmas' consumerism.
[23:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... Frost makes the most retarded Santa.
[23:53] <starcat!!> OH GOD SANTA FROST IS TERRIFYING
[23:53] * starcat!! clings to neesan D: D: D:
[23:53] * @Darkness Kusanagi hugs neechan protectively D:
[23:53] <starcat!!> "Shave a reindeer for five dollars!" ...wow.
[23:54] <starcat!!> ...Oh GENIUS man.
[23:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "The six o'clock elf toss!"
[23:54] <starcat!!> He recorded Jack saying that.
[23:54] <starcat!!> "Tickets on sale now for the six o'clock elf toss!"
[23:55] <starcat!!> "I know something really wonderful about you" he says to the little girl.
[23:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Trust me." He continues.
[23:57] <starcat!!> The piano is pretty good though. A nice arrangement.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ....
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> the singing ruins it
[23:57] <starcat!!> Oh god.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> really, really badly.
[23:57] <starcat!!> OH GOD.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya it's New York, New York.
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Just... bad.
[23:57] <starcat!!> JACK FROST SANTA IS SINGING "NORTH POLE NORTH POLE"
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Really bad.
[23:57] <starcat!!> AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:58] <starcat!!> Oh gods this ruins the REST of the movie.
[23:58] <starcat!!> I don't CARE.
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THAT ELF JUST FACEPALMED
[23:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> HE JUST EXPLAINED HOW THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE IS THINKING.
[23:59] <starcat!!> This is just horrible.
[23:59] <starcat!!> This is about how I felt when Edward started sparkling in Twilight.
[23:59] <starcat!!> OKAY BADASS
[23:59] <starcat!!> Scott just swung in on a rope :D
[23:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It was watchable until now.
[00:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> it has 20 minutes to redeem itself completely.
[00:00] <starcat!!> Fighting with a giant fake candycane.
[00:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> CAN THE MOVIE DO IT
[00:00] <starcat!!> and he fell through the gingerbread house!
[00:00] <starcat!!> STOP STALLING GINGER KID dammit
[00:00] <starcat!!> stupid CHILD.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh that pen trick is GENIUS.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I must admit.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh they wouldn't
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> they aren't.
[00:01] * starcat!! giggles vindictively
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They aren't going to time-loop it.
[00:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They aren't.
[00:01] <starcat!!> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[00:01] <starcat!!> ohohohohohohohoho santafail.
[00:02] <starcat!!> NOW the real Scott shows up
[00:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THEY'RE TIME LOOPING IT
[00:02] <starcat!!> Also dam I have lag because that was for the unsanta-ing of Jack not the timeloop
[00:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Well that didn't work out the way I hoped."
[00:03] <starcat!!> Still a few too many sparkles for my taste though.
[00:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so the family cuddly moment hits.
[00:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I guess I gotta smile at this.
[00:05] <starcat!!> Disney movie.
[00:05] <starcat!!> And now it is revealed to be, of course, Not Canada.
[00:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The only reason Disney is getting away with this is because they're using Santa to do it D:<
[00:05] <starcat!!> "They're not little Canadians. They're elves."
[00:06] <starcat!!> "Listen if they're elves then this probably isn't a toy factory. This is probably Santa's workshop."
[00:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The easter bunny just made a poop joke.
[00:06] <starcat!!> "If you're Father Christmas then I'm Father-in-Law Christmas!"
[00:07] <starcat!!> Cupid's going commando so.
[00:07] <starcat!!> ...Charlie? what the HELL is his kid doing.
[00:08] <starcat!!> Oh hERE are the other twenty minutes of the movie I was WONDERING what they could do with that time
[00:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Fixing frozen people!
[00:08] <starcat!!> well ten minutes now
[00:09] * starcat!! winces. "Elficers."
[00:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... is the HUG making Jack Frost THAW.
[00:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "They didn't know about magical hugs."
[00:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD HE'S EVEN MORE TERRIFYING WITH HIS HAIR DOWN
[00:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> although LOL the father and Mother Nature at the end.
[00:11] <starcat!!> ...and the power of a little girl's hug cures Jack Frost and he makes a disturbing noice.
[00:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And to top it off, we're back to Baby Clause.
[00:11] <starcat!!> and he's speaking Spanish.
[00:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Buddy Clause.
[00:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Buddy motherelfin' Clause.
[00:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH S[BLEEP]T BLOOPERS
[00:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> <Easter Bunny> I'm built for speed and comfort.
[00:14] <starcat!!> and lag f[BLEEP]k it D:<
[00:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ahahahaha okay any movie with bloopers on the end makes me laugh.
[00:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm sort of glad it was an okay movie.
[00:15] <starcat!!> outtakes D:
[00:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jack Frost froze up neechan's internets though :/
[00:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> s'making her lag.
[00:16] <starcat!!> "Beta carotene gives me a buzz." "I'm built for speed AND comfort. " "...you're weird"
[00:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so that was Santa Clause 3's take on massive consumerism during christmas! And spending your holidays with the people you love!
[00:18] * starcat!! grooves to teen-pop Christmas carol credits music~
[00:19] <starcat!!> I have to say I am a fan of the bloopers, these ones were actually funny!
[00:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya.
[00:19] <starcat!!> Like I said, you can't really screw up crhistmas
[00:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> well I'm sure you can if you try
[00:19] <starcat!!> there will be sections of this movie I will want to forget for ther est of my life but eh
[00:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> But overall it wasn't a bad movie!
[00:20] <starcat!!> yup!
[00:21] <starcat!!> So, merry Christmas to all, and if you don't celebrate it, have a good one anyways!
[00:21] <starcat!!> And Happy Boxing Day to you, tiny Canadian neesan!
[00:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Merry Christmas from Two Girls One Movie (and no extras this time!)
[00:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> However I need some hot chocolate.
[00:22] <starcat!!> Really? I was just thinking that myself.
[00:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> With mini marshmallows and everything?
[00:22] <starcat!!> Everything!
[00:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Let's go then, neechan!
[00:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
[00:27] <starcat!!> ♦ Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, minna-san!
[00:28] * starcat!! is away: Oh man oh man I think I want mine with some mint in it. :3
[00:29] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: Oh oh I have some dark choco mix!