Fri Aug 01 09:22 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> Wow it's August already

[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> Soon we will have been together here for 6 years

[09:22] <Mdm_Maestro> I can't tell if I should be pleased or not

[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> You know you love it

[09:23] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway, to kick off a month-long anniversary special, today it's the long awaited Dragonball movie preview!

[09:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Who's been waiting for it? Certainly not me.

[09:24] <Mdm_Maestro> I'd rather wait in line for a pap smear than watch some movie about those grunting, sweating muscleheads

[09:24] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah well Michi, love, some of us actually have this thing called taste

[09:25] <Mdm_Maestro> No, no you really don't. Believe me, I've had to use strong mouthwash aft

[09:25] <@spiritflame> the rest of the preceding comment has been deleted for reasons of sanity and maintaining a proper rating

[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> Man it's not my fault I had the seafood special that night

[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> anyway

[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> Dragonball

[09:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Who is that supposed to be?

[09:27] <SpeedRcrX> That's Son Goku.

[09:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> What

[09:28] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah, that's him. Justin chatwin or something

[09:28] <SpeedRcrX> We've got some manga style images from Shonen Jump or something that explain the AWESOME that will be this production

[09:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> He looks like MC Hammer that one time

[09:29] <Mdm_Maestro> You mean back when Mr. Hammer was culturally relevant?

[09:29] <SpeedRcrX> Hey man you can't touch that outfit

[09:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Nor would I want to, dear. Except perhaps to burn it.

[09:30] <SpeedRcrX> Yah well there's other cool s[BLEEP]t. Check out Bulma's bike:

[09:30] <Mdm_Maestro> In what way is that cool?

[09:31] <SpeedRcrX> Well when she leans down I bet you can see down her shirt

[09:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> The manga preview beat you to that, Haruka-san

[09:31] <SpeedRcrX> IT BEARS REPEATING

[09:31] <Mdm_Maestro> * looks through the images *

[09:32] <Mdm_Maestro> So what is this, then?

[09:32] <SpeedRcrX> No f[BLEEP]kin' clue

[09:32] <SpeedRcrX> but it looks cool

[09:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> No it doesn't it looks like the baby-dropper from that Pearl Jam "Do the Evolution" Video

[09:33] <SpeedRcrX> Maybe a baby drops out of the hole and Piccolo eats it. For convenience.

[09:33] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway then we get the dragonballs themselves

[09:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya, no comment.

[09:34] <SpeedRcrX> They even updated the dragon Radar!

[09:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> It looks... like like...

[09:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Like an oversized rectal thermometer?

[09:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... Where did THAT come from!?

[09:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Stephen Chow's behind, dear. Stephen Chow's behind.

[09:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya. I so really want to see this movie. 9_9

[09:36] <SpeedRcrX> I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[09:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> OMG Haruka-san, sarcasm?

[09:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I use it so much on her she fails to recognize it, dear.

[09:37] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway we have cool behind the scenes shots!

[09:37] <Mdm_Maestro> He looks like the most milquetoast pantywaist in existence.

[09:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> That is not Goku

[09:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> I wonder what Bulma looks like

[09:39] <SpeedRcrX> Wonder no more!

[09:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> .. MAN SHE LOOKS LIKE THE PINK RANGER!

[09:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Some sort of disease appears to be making her hair turn blue prematurely

[09:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Perhaps it is a fungus.

[09:40] <SpeedRcrX> Man, I think it was the best compromise they could do

[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> What you never heard of kids dyeing their hair blue?

[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> Or adults?

[09:40] <Mdm_Maestro> WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!

[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> N-nothing!

[09:41] <SpeedRcrX> Man she is hot and I totally think Goku agrees with me

[09:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> (he just keeps looking worse and and worse)

[09:41] <Mdm_Maestro> He certainly is gripping his pole tightly.

[09:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Unfortunately for him, this will be the result in the morning:

[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> OMG WHAT is that

[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> I mean really

[09:42] <SpeedRcrX> I think one of Piccolo's henchmen

[09:43] <SpeedRcrX> Hey this movie can't be bad, it has CHOW YUN FAT in it.

[09:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh yeah?

[09:43] <SpeedRcrX> As Kamesennin!

[09:43] <konakona> I've seen the previews for this

[09:44] <konakona> And This is what I think

[09:44] <SpeedRcrX> Man Konakona or whoever you are stop ruining my Otaku buzz

[09:44] <konakona> My otaku buzz was ruined first

[09:45] <SpeedRcrX> Dont' let the HATERADE in this room stop you!

[09:45] <SpeedRcrX> I read an article about the movie by James Marsters who plays Piccolo and he KNOWS the score:

SpeedRcrX pasted:

I let my son watch Dragonball, DBZ and DBGT since he was eight years old. At first, I thought it was too violent, but I realized this is the best show for training to become a true man. True men need not to flaunt themselves. They're calm, gentle and modest but when it comes to the crunch they don't hesitate to kill the enemy, and I think that's what Goku is. Goku is a real man. I know my son received such a message and applied it to his own life. My son doesn’t use violence to others, but he isn’t afraid of his own anger. I think it’s an important thing.

[09:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> So.. his son waits until his patience runs out and then kills enemies?

[09:48] <SpeedRcrX> Oh like you haven't killed enemies in the past Mako

[09:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> This movie looks like it will be my enemy

Fri Aug 01 09:48 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat) Thanks to Mike Dembeck for the pointers to these images!