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[10:31] <// J_Daito //> A week before Abe Lincoln died he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy died he was in Marilyn Monroe. Proof of a very sexy conspiracy.

[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoa a new JFK-Lincoln fact I didn't know

[10:31] <Mizunomics01> Interesting tidbit, except for two problems...

[10:31] <Mizunomics01> 1) There is no Monroe, Maryland.

[10:31] <Mizunomics01> 2) Marilyn Monroe died in August 1962, so if JFK was in her a week before he died, she'd have been dead for 15 months.

[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> ............

[10:32] <// J_Daito //> Must you crush the soul out of everything, Mizuno.

[10:32] <Mizunomics01> I do not know what you mean

[11:03] <// J_Daito //> Heh, oh I think you do, you crazy diamond.

[11:03] <// J_Daito //> Don't make me reveal your secret.

[11:04] <Mizunomics01> If this is about that "Dream Child" I supposedly have, you can just forget it.

[11:04] <// J_Daito //> Oh no, that's a shameful reveal for another time

[11:04] <// J_Daito //> I know what you do with your spare time, Mizuno Ami.

[11:04] <Mizunomics01> Oh, what?

[11:06] <// J_Daito //> You may not realize it, but as part of my ever-growing plan to conquer the world, I have been known as Professor Jediah Manson, of MIT...

[11:06] <Mizunomics01> ...

[11:06] <// J_Daito //> That's right. I'm on your little mailing list ;3

[11:06] <@SpeedRcrX> What mailing list

[11:06] <Mizunomics01> Jedite, I'm warning you

[11:06] <// J_Daito //> Oh, didn't you know?

[11:07] <// J_Daito //> Ever since CERN has talked about bringing online that "Large Hadron Collider" thing

[11:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh, you mean the atom smasher some people think will destroy the universe?

[11:08] <Mizunomics01> It is dangerous!

[11:08] <// J_Daito //> She's been spamming scientists trying to get them to stop.

[11:08] <Mizunomics01> It is my duty to protect the world!

[11:08] <@SpeedRcrX> So what's the big deal

[11:09] <// J_Daito //> No. Ten'ou. you dont' seem to understand. She *spams* them, apparently when she's too hopped up on Red Bull or whatever it is she drinks to pay attention to things like grammar and manners.

[11:09] <Mizunomics01> IT'S AN EMOTIONAL ISSUE

[11:09] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL you s[BLEEP]t me

[11:10] <// J_Daito //> No, check out what miss reserved has been sending out to the scientific community:

[11:11] <@SpeedRcrX> ...

[11:11] <Mizunomics01> WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! NO ONE LISTENS!

[11:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Why would they if you're going to act up like that?

[11:12] <Mizunomics01> Haruka-san, if the universe is destroyed because of this

[11:12] <@SpeedRcrX> I won't feel a thing

[11:12] <Mizunomics01> :S

[11:13] <GERMATOID> * CONSIDERS ALL THIS *

[11:13] <Mizunomics01> Tomoe-hakase. Surely you agree with me.

[11:13] <GERMATOID> ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THE FOLLOWING EXCHANGE:

[11:14] <GERMATOID> GOD: "SO YOU DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE. IT TOOK ME SIX BLOODY DAYS TO BUILD THAT AND YOU WIPE IT OUT IN A SPLIT SECOND! JESUS - NO, NOT YOU SON - YOU PEOPLE!" CERN: "LOOK, IT WAS AN ACCIDEN-" GOD: "DON'T. JUST DON'T."

[11:15] <@SpeedRcrX> HAHAAHAH

[11:15] <Mizunomics01> :/

[11:16] <@SpeedRcrX> But seriously. I just bought some carpet tiles for my room. Was I premature?

[11:16] <// J_Daito //> *snicker*

[11:16] <Mizunomics01> - Oh, you're premature all right -

[11:18] <Mizunomics01> Nuclear fusion and anti matter cannot be contained with duct tape and a prayer!

[11:19] <Mizunomics01> You'll all see-- or more to the point, you won't!

[11:19] <@SpeedRcrX> We'll do it live?

[11:19] <Mizunomics01> ARRGH!

Mizunomics01 has left suburbansenshi-chat

[11:19] <// J_Daito //> It's always funny to watch her implode.

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[13:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dis sit iz creepi

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[13:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ...

[13:45] <// J_Daito //> I shall always remember the day when we spilled the paint

[13:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Gah

[13:46] <// J_Daito //> hahahah okay question

[13:46] <// J_Daito //> This is a what, 10 year old? Most parents these days pitch a fit if schools have books in them that mention the word "penis"

[13:47] <// J_Daito //> So how will the little kids know what the other kid means when he mentions where he got touched

[13:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dey;ll ned 2 dab in da wurd "dik"

[13:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> The worst is when ya work at a non-Starbucks Cafe and the Starbucks personalities start showin' up. They forget it’s not a Starbucks and start orderin' some super specific Starbucks only drink. When you tell 'em that it ain't Starbucks and that ya can make a similar drink they suddenly stop their cell phone conversation and throw a fit, “Oh, I thought this was a Starbucks. If I can’t have my Grande Mocha Frappacino I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere.” What, you were too busy to look at the giant sign over the door you walked into? And then, to top it off they go back to their cell phone conversation huffing and puffing as they walk out the door, “Can you believe this, I was just told that I was not in a Starbucks. I can’t believe how rude these cafes are.”

[13:54] <@SpeedRcrX> huh

[13:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> Sry wrong window

[13:55] <// J_Daito //> GIVE ME MY VENTE GRANDE

[13:55] <@SpeedRcrX> God I hate that code word s[BLEEP]t

[13:56] <@SpeedRcrX> If I ask for a small don't f[BLEEP]king pretend you don't f[BLEEP]king know what a SMALL is. It's the SMALLEST f[BLEEP]king cup. OKAY?

[13:56] <@SpeedRcrX> YOU SPEAKEE JAPANESEEEY?!

[14:01] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh God one of our US affiliates just found this commercial

[14:01] <@SpeedRcrX> .. .I CAN'T STOP DANCING

[14:01] <@SpeedRcrX> This is worse than the picard song or thatdamn farting laughing cat

[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Clearly I need to make a mix out of all three

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[18:16] <=^catablanca^=> Looks like Chibiusa's influence as Princess of the World is catching on

[18:16] <=^catablanca^=> I saw this on the front page of Yahoo News:

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