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[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, Akane, I could have X plagiarise them back but I don't think anyone wants to see our site decorated in s[BLEEP]tty screencap/mspaint style, or filled with stories of implausible shota / harry potter space love.

[10:28] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Good point.

[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I found the most funny MP3 today, Negativland's single "U2" which samples a hilarious breakdown by Casey Kasem, the voice of Scooby Doo

[10:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I find that more hilarious for the parody of the U2 song than Kasem.

[10:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> But I have something even funnier for you (NSFW Audio):

[10:34] <@SpeedRcrX> ... Dude. He was on Inside Edition? That explains So Much.

[10:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yup.

[10:59] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You know it's pretty funny when your plagiarist has a creative commons license on his site basically demanding attribution for anything from there but he doesn't attribute the source for, oh, his entire site.

[11:00] <@SpeedRcrX> The records are still out there We know what time it is

[11:00] <GERMATOID> ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SILLY PEOPLE

[11:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Maybe?

[11:01] <GERMATOID> STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM, THEY MAKE BABY PHARAOH 95 CRY

[11:01] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL Is that thing still around, I haven't seen it in years

[11:02] <GERMATOID> SHE'S HIBERNATING UNDER THE CITY IN THE SEWER WAITING FOR THE CORRECT ALIGNMENT OF THE SPACE

[11:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That's... great... and what is this Pharaoh 95 thing again?

[11:03] <@SpeedRcrX> A bigass life-sucking squid-god from an alternate dimension.

[11:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So a politician.

[11:04] <GERMATOID> DON'T INSULT MASTER PHARAOH 95

[11:04] <// J_Daito //> Shouldn't it be "Pharaoh Vista" by now

[11:04] <GERMATOID> SAYS THE MAN WHO JUST UPGRADED TO WINDOWS ME THE OTHER DAY

[11:04] <// J_Daito //>

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[11:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Rei

[11:19] <flame_SNIPER> Hey

// J_Daito // is away: Don't feel the need to be fried by PMS no Senshi

[11:20] <flame_SNIPER>

[11:20] <@SpeedRcrX> What's up

[11:20] <flame_SNIPER> Kinda sad

[11:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Why?

[11:21] <flame_SNIPER> I'm almost done with my business B.A. at Toyo Eiwa

[11:22] <@SpeedRcrX> wow congrats

[11:22] <flame_SNIPER> thx

[11:22] <flame_SNIPER> But I dunno

[11:23] <flame_SNIPER> I've spent my whole school life there

[11:23] <flame_SNIPER> I've been dragging out leaving

[11:23] <@SpeedRcrX> So that's why it took you long

[11:24] <flame_SNIPER> Yeah

[11:25] <flame_SNIPER> I just, I'm so comfortable with it

[11:25] <flame_SNIPER> going there every day, it's become so routine

[11:25] <flame_SNIPER> knowing exactly what's expected of me, papers and tests and such

[11:27] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL I hated the bulls[BLEEP]t tests at school

[11:28] <GERMATOID> ... :/

[11:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Sorry hakase

[11:30] <GERMATOID> THOSE THINGS TAKE A LONG TIME TO MAKE

[11:30] <GERMATOID> IT'S NOT LIKE I COPIED THEM OFF THE INTERNET

[11:30] <@SpeedRcrX> You did, didn't you

GERMATOID is away: LOOK AT THE TIME

[11:34] <@SpeedRcrX> heh

[11:34] <@SpeedRcrX> So... what are you gonna do?

[11:34] <flame_SNIPER> Well the thing is I can't afford to keep going to school there.

[11:35] <flame_SNIPER> I mean, if I became a graduate student I might be able to get paid but...

[11:35] <@SpeedRcrX> You don't strike me as the sensei type, Rei-chan

[11:35] <@SpeedRcrX> (well maybe the whacking on the knuckles with rulers bit)

[11:35] <flame_SNIPER> :/ that *hurts* when the nuns used to do it.

[11:36] <flame_SNIPER> And I'm not...

[11:36] <flame_SNIPER> I dunno, I want to take over the shrine from Ojiisan, but...

[11:36] <flame_SNIPER> I don't want to be tied there for the rest of my life.

[11:36] <flame_SNIPER> I want to go out and see the world, and make something of myself

[11:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I know how that is

[11:37] <flame_SNIPER> I mean, in a way, certain things were handed to me in life.

[11:37] <flame_SNIPER> My Father used his connections to get me into T*A, because he wanted a preppie little trophy Daughter.

[11:38] <flame_SNIPER> But then after mama died, he shipped me off to Hikawa Jinja to live with ojiisan because my spiritual advancement was getting in the way of his "parenting".

[11:39] <flame_SNIPER> (plus I blamed him for so much)

[11:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Do you still blame him?

[11:39] <flame_SNIPER> Not as much.... but a little.

[11:39] <flame_SNIPER> He had duties, but he should have made time to see Mama.

[11:40] <flame_SNIPER> Being a Senshi kind of taught me to be in his shoes in a way.

[11:40] <@SpeedRcrX> * nodnods *

[11:41] <flame_SNIPER> But yeah, School was handed to me, my destiny as a Senshi was handed to me, even my role as a Miko was sort of thrust on me by the nature of my powers...

[11:41] <flame_SNIPER> I've never chosen a direction by myself, for myself. Not really.

[11:41] <flame_SNIPER> And I'm 30.

[11:42] <flame_SNIPER> Jesus. I'm *30* years old.

[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY

[11:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm older that you, stop making it sound like a death sentence

[11:42] <flame_SNIPER> That's not what I mean, Haruka-san

[11:42] <flame_SNIPER> Where did the time go?

[11:43] <flame_SNIPER> It just seems like yesterday we were fighting the Dark Kingdom, and the Dead Moon...

[11:43] <flame_SNIPER> It doesn't seem like it was over a decade...

[11:43] <flame_SNIPER> (I'm not even GETTING INTO the Crystal Tokyo time)

[11:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Well there's lots you could do with your life

[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> You could always explore the Yuri side of life ;>

[11:44] <flame_SNIPER> * just gives you this dim, dim, look. *

[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Joking, joking

[11:44] <flame_SNIPER> * sighs *

[11:44] <flame_SNIPER> I know.

[11:44] <flame_SNIPER> But...

[11:45] <flame_SNIPER> I mean, everyone else is so established.

[11:45] <flame_SNIPER> Mako-chan has her restaurant, Minako-chan has Ginga TV, Ami-chan has Mizunomics...

[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay, Neko-chan *cheated* with Dragonballs. She wouldn't be anywhere close to that position today without that. Mako has been on her own since god knows how long (plus her inheritance) so she was forced to make a path early on and had a tiny bit of help. Ami-chan is a f[BLEEP]king genius who was pushed by her folks to make the most of that and she got a leg up with that 31st century tech.

[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> You can't measure yourself by other people, Rei-chan.

[11:48] <flame_SNIPER> I know, but sometimes it feels like I haven't moved at all.

[11:48] <flame_SNIPER> Like I'm still the same person I was coming out of high school.

[11:49] <flame_SNIPER> I want... to make a move with my life.

[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> What about Yuuichiro?

[11:49] <flame_SNIPER> Mmmh...

[11:49] <flame_SNIPER> I like him.

[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> Well, there's something for you.

[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> I know, but...

[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> You know how in those eroge one of the "good endings" is being a happy married couple with loads of kids?

[11:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah

[11:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Or you can get a bad ending and have your severed head stuck in a bowling ball bag

[11:51] <flame_SNIPER> That was just school days

[11:51] <@SpeedRcrX> (was I the only one who cracked up laughing that the ba[BLEEP]rd protgonist was named Makoto)

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> No , though the irony is really between the meaning of the name "Makoto" and the way he behaves

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> But yeah

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> I don't see myself like that just yet.

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> I want a family-- I guess, but not right now.

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> I want to live.

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> I want to get out of Azabu-juuban.

[11:52] <flame_SNIPER> I --

[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Huh

[11:53] <flame_SNIPER> *just kinds of sits there for a minute

[11:53] <flame_SNIPER> Did I just write that

[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Yup.

[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey look there's nothign wrong with wanting a change of scenery

[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> You *have* been stuck here your whole entire life. And you do strike me as a sort of cosmopolitan girl given half the chance. Maybe not as bad as Michi, but

[11:55] <flame_SNIPER> But it's selfish, isn't it

[11:55] <flame_SNIPER> I have my grandfather here

[11:55] <flame_SNIPER> And the shrine.

[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Your grandfather is as healthy as an ox

[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> He's the next f[BLEEP]king Happosai

[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Yuuichiro can handle the shrine.

[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> (I mean s[BLEEP]t, doesn't he already? didn't he already when you were in CT?)

[11:56] <flame_SNIPER> I guess...

[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> When do you graduate?

[11:56] <flame_SNIPER> June

[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I tell you what.

[11:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Come June, you're going to get a special graduation present.

[11:57] <flame_SNIPER> ?

[11:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey, if there's one thing I've got, it's money, right?

[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> You're going on a trip to see all the places you wanna see. Europe, America, you name it.

[11:58] <flame_SNIPER> ... Haruka-san...

[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> * waves her hand *

[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> S[BLEEP]t, I've done the World Tour thing lots of times.

[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll hook you up.

[11:58] <flame_SNIPER> I-- I couldn't

[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> You can. And you will

[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> There's been too much bulls[BLEEP]t around you lately, from lots of corners.

[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> You need to take a break and relax.

[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k, I sent Hotaru to Paris at least twice the last decade.

[11:59] <flame_SNIPER> but she's your family

[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey don't insult me

[12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> After all the s[BLEEP]t we've all been through, aren't we all family too

[12:00] <flame_SNIPER> I guess so

[12:00] <flame_SNIPER> *hugs*

[12:00] <flame_SNIPER> thank you, Haruka-san!!

[12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Just be brilliant, kiddo, that's all I ask in return

[12:00] <flame_SNIPER> I'm only three years younger than you

[12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Man shut up this is my "getting to be the wise cool mentor" moment that would normally be in watercolor if such things were allowed in text

[12:01] <flame_SNIPER> ^___^

[12:01] <flame_SNIPER> Domo domo domo!

flame_SNIPER is away: ^___^

Mdm_Maestro pasted:

[11:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey, if there's one thing I've got, it's money, right?

[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> ...

[12:02] <Mdm_Maestro> You do realize that's *my* money, dear.

[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX>

[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX>

[12:02] <Mdm_Maestro> * HUGS you *

[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> ^_^

[12:03] <Mdm_Maestro> It's all right. I'm really proud of you today, Haruka.

[12:03] <Mdm_Maestro>

[12:03] <@SpeedRcrX> *^_^*

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