Suburban Senshi iChat #1327: “A song for Wacko Jacko (and other rhyming words)”
#1327: “A song for Wacko Jacko (and other rhyming words)”


 Thu Mar 20 15:05 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[15:06] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL so I tried to get this site involved in something (I won't say what)
[15:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka... what did you do...
[15:06] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL nevermind that
[15:06] <@SpeedRcrX> But I got this reply which is f[BLEEP]king hilarious to me

SpeedRcrX pasted:
Blogs must be made up primarily of posts that are at least 3-5 sentences of original content. Blogs that are not made up of standard text content such as Photoblogs, Vlogs, listings, recipes, poems, and jokes cannot be approved in our system.
[15:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara... are they saying we are unoriginal
[15:07] <setsy_meiou> WHY THE F[BLEEP]K DO I KEEP THE F[BLEEP]KING ARCHIVES AROUND
[15:07] <setsy_meiou> * points to her YEARS OF ORIGINAL ARCHIVES *
[15:08] <setsy_meiou> UNGRATEFUL F[BLEEP]KS!
[15:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets, calm down there

     setsy_meiou is away: F[BLEEP]K calm and F[BLEEP]K you Haruka

[15:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, that duty is reserved only for myself, dear.
[15:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Whaddya mean "duty", you make it sound like a chore or something
[15:09] <Mdm_Maestro> Well if you took a bath sometimes, dear...
[15:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ... I F[BLEEP]KING BATHE WTF I'M JAPANESE I BATHE THREE TIMES A DAY AND STILL FEEL UNCLEAN
[15:10] <Mizunomics01> Haruka-san, your room is a Class-3 Biohazard. You are contaminated the moment you re-enter it.
[15:11] <Mizunomics01> And as for your rejection, I suspect the non-traditional entry format (mainly our chatlogs) is what is the primary concern of the aforementioned notice you recieved.
[15:11] <@SpeedRcrX> What are you saying that people don't like to sit around and read our chats all day
[15:12] <FireFly_9> I hear Lyrica Hübert-chan sits down and reads them to herself when she wants to cry herself to sleep wallowing in the stupidity of the human race.
[15:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Didn't she like, *die* last year?
[15:13] <FireFly_9> She tried to commit suicide via Death Note, yes. But it took about a week or so before Enma-Daiou ruled this was, in fact, impossible. So she revived, much to her consternation.
[15:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn. E.D.'s got it out for me too. I'm still banned from the afterlife for some of the s[BLEEP]t that happened there.
[15:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, sometimes you amaze me.
[15:14] <@SpeedRcrX>
[15:14] <Mdm_Maestro> That wasn't a compliment, dear.
[15:14] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[15:16] <@SpeedRcrX> * gets another email from blogflux, also a rejection *

SpeedRcrX pasted:
Your blog has not been added to the Blog Flux Directory. Due to the amount of submissions, we cannot explain the reasons for each. Most likely it is due to one of the following:
- blog is listed more than once in the directory
- site is not a blog
- blog is offline
- blog is new (must contain 5 posts and be at least 7 days old due to excessive spammers submitting).
- site contains nudity
- site is a shill site intended to simply promote products/affiliates - site construes something illegal
[15:18] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[15:18] <FireFly_9> What do you think Ami-san?
[15:18] <Mizunomics01> I vote nudity or illegality.
[15:19] <@SpeedRcrX> There aren't any nudes on the site...
[15:19] <@SpeedRcrX> CHIBIUSA WTF ARE YOU DOING
[15:19] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai gets close...
[15:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> HEY
[15:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I HEARD YOU!!
[15:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> DO you know the TOP search terms to this site are STILL "Sailor Venus"?!
[15:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Of the top 15 clickthroughs I have the majority!!
[15:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah and that list also includes "pansu ecchi"!
[15:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V>
[15:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Urusai!
[15:23] <Mizunomics01> Some things never change, Minako-chan.
[15:23] <FireFly_9> This is so true, Ami-san.
[15:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You two stop ganging up on me
[15:26] <// J_Daito //> .. Not this again.
[15:27] <// J_Daito //> Every few months it's a pissing contest with you two
[15:27] <// J_Daito //> Why are you trying to publicize this place, Ten'ou. No one cares.
[15:27] <@SpeedRcrX> ... Why the f[BLEEP]k do you keep trying to Brainwash the human race
[15:27] <// J_Daito //> It's something to do
[15:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Exactly
[15:29] <FireFly_9> So instead of trying to benefit your fellow man using your talents as a musician or a race car driver to promote social causes, you're tinkering with trying to improve the ratings of our home page.
[15:29] <@SpeedRcrX> MY home page, you people just glommed on somehow back in '02
[15:29] <@SpeedRcrX> (I never should have enabled comments)
[15:29] <// J_Daito //> Hah Ten'ou that ship has f[BLEEP]king sailed
[15:29] <// J_Daito //> It's ours now.
[15:30] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> More like mine
[15:30] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[15:30] <Mizunomics01> Well if you go by the rankings it's true, she's completely dominated you.
[15:31] <@SpeedRcrX> * nosebleeds thinking of being dominated by neko-chan *
[15:31] <Mdm_Maestro> - Haruka... -
[15:31] <Mizunomics01> I meant statistically.
[15:31] <// J_Daito //> LOL that's how you like it, don't you, watergirl no senshi
[15:32] <Mizunomics01> :/
[15:36] <flame_SNIPER> Ami-chan... can you find me a copy of Freakanomics? I've heard it's pretty good reading.
[15:36] <Mizunomics01> I'm fairly sure I can.
[15:41] <@Dr. Xadium> Hey Haruka we may not provide articles a "standard format" but check this out:
[15:42] <@Dr. Xadium> Photoshop disasters
[15:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Bah, that's why *real* artists paint
[15:42] <@Dr. Xadium>
[15:46] <@Dr. Xadium> be SURE to hit the older entries portion, the foulups are amazing.
[15:49] <@Dr. Xadium> This one in particular.
[15:52] <@Dr. Xadium> I am so adding this to "Sites we like" up at the top
[15:52] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't like it
[15:52] <@Dr. Xadium> You don't like anything
[15:53] <Mdm_Maestro> On the contrary, I have many refined tastes.
[15:53] <// J_Daito //> And yet you're married to Ten'ou.
[15:53] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY
[15:54] <FireFly_9> Like the foil on a cheap ring, she makes Michiru-momma look better by comparison.
[15:54] <@SpeedRcrX> SEE THIS KIND OF SLANDER IS WHY I CAN'T GET APPROVED FOR S[BLEEP]T
[15:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I approve of you, Haruka-kun
[15:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Well that's very nice Mo
[15:55] <@SpeedRcrX> GTFO MY CHANNEL
[15:55] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HURT MEEE

     Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: WHY!!!

[17:00] <IrnChef_Jovian> OH LOL
[17:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Mako-chan what's up
[17:00] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm so addicted to this youtube thing
[17:01] <@SpeedRcrX> How long have you been back from the future?
[17:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> That's not the point
[17:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> These videos are just insane
[17:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> Look at this video:

IrnChef_Jovian pasted:
three men filmed themselves tricking Del Taco employees over the phone to give them a free meal and then posting it on YouTube. The video's "star," Robert Echeverria, who Rialto police said is a known gang member and was "crying like a baby" at the station before making a plea bargain to serve 30 days in jail with three years of probation.




[17:04] <@SpeedRcrX>
[17:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> What's with the look, Haruka-san?
[17:04] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, this is the kind of thing she tries on a daily basis, dear.
[17:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[17:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> My GIRLHOOD IDOL
[17:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> CRUSHED
[17:05] <@SpeedRcrX> WTF I'm still as cool as I ever was!
[17:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Want my scarf?

     IrnChef_Jovian is away:

[17:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So how come this guy isn't in jail too?




[17:13] <@Dr. Xadium> On the one hand, that guy is smooth. you have to admire his technique... on the other hand, he's the reason my favorite food COSTS so damn much.
[17:13] <@Dr. Xadium> And I feel bad for the manager, who's trying to do the right thing, and who just got screwed.
[17:14] <Mizunomics01> Well for showing this you've pretty much guaranteed Haruka-san will be blacklisted in her further efforts to promote our homepage.
[17:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Dammit
[17:14] <@SpeedRcrX> * is taking notes tho *
[17:15] <Mdm_Maestro> DON'T YOU DARE, TEN'OU HARUKA!
[17:15] <@SpeedRcrX>
[17:15] <@Dr. Xadium> Bah, I don't see what's so wrong with "Suburban Senshi: The Otaku's best-kept secret since 2002."
[17:16] <@SpeedRcrX> That's because you sir, have no ambition.
[17:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I want to be KING of the Blogosphere!
[17:16] <@SpeedRcrX> SKY KING HARUKA OF INTERNET
[17:16] <@Dr. Xadium> riiiight.

     SpeedRcrX is away: Badder than Dolemite, it's SKY KING

[17:17] <Mizunomics01> Dole-who?
[17:19] <@Dr. Xadium> NSFW Answer coming up:




[17:24] <@SpeedRcrX> YO I think we should show Sholin Dolemite in the Gingaplex
[17:25] <@Dr. Xadium> "Shaolin"
[17:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Whatever it doesn't need good spelling it's DOLEMITE
[20:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh Xadium I have new you are going to LOVE.
[20:32] <@Dr. Xadium> ?
[20:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> (and no it's not a pictorial of the boss)
[20:33] <@Dr. Xadium> Har Har what's up.
[20:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Jack Thompson got sanctioned by the Florida Supreme Court. He won't eb able to initiate any filings on his own.

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
Thompson engaged, to the point of abuse... in a relentless and frivolous pursuit for vindication of his claim that he is being victimized by The Florida Bar...
Thompson's multiple responses are rambling, argumentative, and contemptuous... What we cannot tolerate, however, is Thompson's continued inability to maintain a minimum standard of decorum and respect for the judicial system to which all litigants, and especially attorneys, must adhere...
A thorough review of Thompson's filings lead to one conclusion. He has abused the processes of the Court... Accordingly... the Clerk of this Court is hereby instructed to reject for filing any future pleadings, petitions, motions, documents, or other filings submitted by John Bruce Thompson, unless signed by a member in good standing of The Florida Bar other than himself.
...Further, if Thompson submits a filing in violation of this order, he may be subjected to contempt proceedings or other appropriate sanctions.
[20:38] <@Dr. Xadium> As a Florida Lawyer and causal gamer I say... YES! FINALLY!!
[20:38] <@Dr. Xadium> HEY JACK I'LL FILE YOUR STUFF FOR YOU, TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS PER PAGE
[20:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> X-chan, that's not cool
[20:57] <@Dr. Xadium> I'm kidding, I have standards
[20:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> (thirty thousand)
[20:57] <@Dr. Xadium> (mebbe)
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror i wuz lastaening 2 ill wall prass
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> an foami da squarral haz lik dese songz
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> and diz is sew requared 4 internet fuedz
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> chek diz sit ot
[22:41] <// J_Daito //> Mmm song #2.
[22:41] <// J_Daito //> so apt for the faux-emo out there
[22:42] <=^catablanca^=> Where do you guys find this stuff?
[22:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im jast da l33t bb

 Thu Mar 20 22:42 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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