Suburban Senshi iChat #1322: “Well when you say it like <I>that</I>...”
#1322: “Well when you say it like that...”

 Thu Mar 13 12:31 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[12:33] <@SpeedRcrX> So yeah, everyone knows I love the hell out of Ryuhei Kitamura's Versus
[12:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I saw a movie that I thought was made by Kitamura called Battlefield Baseball.
[12:35] <@SpeedRcrX> The review there is pretty harsh, but I thought it was hilarious. If for nothign elese you get to see the lead from Versus singing (!)
[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> The director basically spent an hour and a half f[BLEEP]king around and having fun, having totally shoujo scenes (complete with funky lighting and sappy music)
[12:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I wouldn't buy this movie but I would rent it just to sit back, relax and have fun with
[12:37] <FireFly_9> What, no formal review?
[12:37] <@SpeedRcrX> It's 12:30 in the afternoon, I'm not awake yet
[12:40] <FireFly_9> Well I found something amusing at, a summation of Captain Kirk's "achievements" in Star Trek, which I am going to shamelessly copy here, because it's hilarious:

In the episode or movie... Captain Kirk outsmarted...
The Corbomite Maneuver A baby
Charlie X A teenager with Asperger's Syndrome
The Squire of Gothos A gay guy
Arena A dinosaur
Space Seed Ricardo Montalban
Who Mourns for Adonis? Apollo, the Greek god of the sun
The Doomsday Machine A giant metal spacepoop
The Changeling A computer
The Apple Another computer
The Ultimate Computer The ultimate computer
Obsession A cloud
The Savage Curtain Abraham Lincoln
Star Trek: The Motion Picture A Voyager space probe
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Ricardo Montalban (again)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Christopher Lloyd and his angry friends
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 1986
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier God
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Invisible angry guys
Star Trek Generations Some unremarkable white guy

[12:43] <@SpeedRcrX> lol
[12:44] <@SpeedRcrX> we should so something like that for Sailormoon.
[12:45] <FireFly_9> "Sailor Moon S Movie: Giant Popsicles"
[12:45] <@SpeedRcrX> no no
[12:46] <@SpeedRcrX> "Sailor Moon S Movie: Giant Popsicles with boobs"
[12:46] <FireFly_9> ::rollseyes

 Thu Mar 13 12:46 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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