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[12:33] <@SpeedRcrX> So yeah, everyone knows I love the hell out of Ryuhei Kitamura's Versus

[12:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I saw a movie that I thought was made by Kitamura called Battlefield Baseball.

[12:35] <@SpeedRcrX> The review there is pretty harsh, but I thought it was hilarious. If for nothign elese you get to see the lead from Versus singing (!)

[12:36] <@SpeedRcrX> The director basically spent an hour and a half f[BLEEP]king around and having fun, having totally shoujo scenes (complete with funky lighting and sappy music)

[12:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I wouldn't buy this movie but I would rent it just to sit back, relax and have fun with

[12:37] <FireFly_9> What, no formal review?

[12:37] <@SpeedRcrX> It's 12:30 in the afternoon, I'm not awake yet

[12:40] <FireFly_9> Well I found something amusing at Soemthingawful.com, a summation of Captain Kirk's "achievements" in Star Trek, which I am going to shamelessly copy here, because it's hilarious:

In the episode or movie...	Captain Kirk outsmarted...
The Corbomite Maneuver	A baby
Charlie X	A teenager with Asperger's Syndrome
The Squire of Gothos	A gay guy
Arena	A dinosaur
Space Seed	Ricardo Montalban
Who Mourns for Adonis?	Apollo, the Greek god of the sun
The Doomsday Machine	A giant metal spacepoop
The Changeling	A computer
The Apple	Another computer
The Ultimate Computer	The ultimate computer
Obsession	A cloud
The Savage Curtain	Abraham Lincoln
Star Trek: The Motion Picture	A Voyager space probe
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan	Ricardo Montalban (again)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock	Christopher Lloyd and his angry friends
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home	1986
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier	God
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country	Invisible angry guys
Star Trek Generations	Some unremarkable white guy

[12:43] <@SpeedRcrX> lol

[12:44] <@SpeedRcrX> we should so something like that for Sailormoon.

[12:45] <FireFly_9> "Sailor Moon S Movie: Giant Popsicles"

[12:45] <@SpeedRcrX> no no

[12:46] <@SpeedRcrX> "Sailor Moon S Movie: Giant Popsicles with boobs"

[12:46] <FireFly_9> ::rollseyes

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