Suburban Senshi iChat #1315: “Under the LARP with "Hino Rei"”
#1315: “Under the LARP with "Hino Rei"”

 Sat Mar 01 20:07 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[20:08] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well today we were going to do a fun-filled expose about the head chef on "Dinner Impossible" who got s[BLEEP]tcanned for padding up his resume, but things have changed over the last 24 hours.
[20:08] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Aww, we're not doing that??
[20:08] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> I wanted to talk about the dinners!!
[20:09] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Sorry Aya, but we've been hit with an amazing exclusive interview subject: Hino Rei.
[20:09] <flame_SNIPER> What, me?
[20:09] <flame_SNIPER> I didn't offer to do any interview...
[20:10] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Not you, Rei. "Hino Rei" the LARPer who's been giving you grief lately over on the T*A campus
[20:10] <flame_SNIPER> ...
[20:10] <flame_SNIPER> She's going to do an interview. With you guys...
[20:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yeah, she's decided to come out of the cold and tell it like it is.

 flame_SNIPER is away: I'd stay for this, but I'd probably punch her in the face.

[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> Oooh Oooh Akane can we help
[20:47] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Why not it's always fun digging into the depths of perverse subculture
[20:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So anyway, today we have "Hino Rei", a Live-Action Roleplayer who was just out for a bit of fun, but got sucked into the depths of the Chibi Akai group on the Toyo Eiwa campus.
[20:56] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Hello
[20:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey "Rei".
[20:57] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> So what made you decide to come out now??
[20:57] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Well, let me give you some background
[20:58] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I was always a big fan of Sailor Mars-sama.
[20:58] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Even if I don't look as trim as her, it was always my desire to play as her in a Live Action.
[20:58] <Hino Rei (LARP)> So when the Chibi Akai people asked me in, I was very happy.
[20:59] <Hino Rei (LARP)> At first things were fine
[20:59] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Then... they started wanting me to do things.... things I was not comfortable with.
[20:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah?
[21:00] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Well, there are a lot of crossplayers there...
[21:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Men who dress like chicks. Man, f[BLEEP]king weird s[BLEEP]t.
[21:00] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> * just LOOKS at Haruka *
[21:00] <@SpeedRcrX> what
[21:02] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I was told that the Chibi Akai group was going to set their LARP on a ship... a pirate ship, which they called "the Ship of Freedom"
[21:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh cool you get to be pirates!
[21:02] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Yes but there was a Ninja there too which I didn't understand
[21:03] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> They don't really hate each other-- that's an Internet meme.
[21:03] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Oh.
[21:03] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Anyway, on getting there they said that "it was the fate of anyone coming aboard" to hook up with someone.
[21:03] <@SpeedRcrX> "It is your fate to get ensnared in the writhing human pretzel that we sometimes like to become when we run out of ideas for plot."
[21:03] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Ugh, I know-- I said I Wasn't interested
[21:04] <Hino Rei (LARP)> They were doing some weird things...
[21:05] <Hino Rei (LARP)> No, but the one thing that will always stick with me was when they turned one person's chartacter into a baby and had him suckling at another character's teat.
[21:05] <Mizunomics01> That is unsanitary.
[21:05] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> COOOL
[21:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Motoki WTF
[21:08] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I was unsure of things, after all they seemed to be pretty new. One person even called himself "A little shota" when he was trying to describe himse;f as a small boy
[21:08] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL WTF
[21:08] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I think it was a Gaijin trying to impress with his English
[21:10] <Hino Rei (LARP)> But then when they decided I was going to become a Lesbian, that was the last straw.
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> And just WHAT is wrong with being a Lesbian?
[21:10] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Hino Rei-sama is not a Lesbian! And I won't damage her repuation by changing her preference!
[21:11] <Hino Rei (LARP)> They just did thay so they could have more sex!
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait.. sex?
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> I need to know more about this Chibi Akai club...
[21:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Sex with Hairy crossplayers, 'Ruka.
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k that noise
[21:13] <Hino Rei (LARP)> From one perversion to another, that is what constantly happens, using magic, or liquor, or whatever device the others can think of...
[21:13] <Hino Rei (LARP)> i don't know
[21:13] <@SpeedRcrX> "Man I'm tired of the world being in danger and crap. It's impeding my ability to make out!"
[21:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That's what YOU say too, you know.
[21:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but I don't have delusions of running some kind of Utopia when it's really the Bush League Planet Hentai.
[21:14] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I think they were thrown out of there ... but anyway theyey tried to being me in as Rei-sama.

 flame_SNIPER is back

[21:14] <flame_SNIPER> Hello.
[21:14] <Hino Rei (LARP)> Rei-sama! I'm so sorry!
[21:14] <Hino Rei (LARP)> * bows *
[21:14] <flame_SNIPER> Man, do you know how much you've pissed me off lately.
[21:15] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I just wanted to honor your name, Rei-sama! That's why this last straw caused me to say enough!
[21:16] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Listen, Rei. You know that they'll probably just bring in another "Rei" to do the nasty with them. That's never going to change.
[21:17] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> This is college. There's always going to be some nutjob wanting to dress up in a Sailor Costume and get down with a hairy obese man in a tight-ninja costume during a three-way with a leather-fetish Shota bike cop.
[21:20] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You just gotta shake your head, go "LOL" and move on with your damn life.
[21:21] <flame_SNIPER> It just pisses me off that they can just f[BLEEP]k with my persona like that.
[21:21] <Hino Rei (LARP)> I'm really sorry
[21:22] <Hino Rei (LARP)> For what it's worth, if you see a "Rei" there in the middle of some polygamous love quadrangle it's not me
[21:22] <flame_SNIPER> Fine

 Hino Rei (LARP) is away: I'm done with Bukkake sandwiches

[21:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> In the end, those guys are going to be remembered for the sea of spooge they left all over campus, and the masterful way they f[BLEEP]ked up the canon of every canon they touch. They will be seen as the prime example of "what NOT to do". At BEST they might rank an occassional mention with /b/ and and tubgirl... but you know what... in a sentence that says "Chibi Akai wasn't GOOD enough to be mentioned in the same breath as them"
[21:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> As James T. Kirk once said, "let them f[BLEEP]king die."
[21:27] <Mizunomics01> I don't think he said the profanity, Karasuma-san.
[21:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> they edited that bit out.
[21:28] <flame_SNIPER> I feel better now
[21:28] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Good!
[21:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I don't... when I think about infant ninja space biker cosplay senshi sex I think of hurling myself off a bridge
[21:29] <Mizunomics01> You know, if those terms stay on the front page of our homepage long enough we will see a significant spike in google hits.
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Ami you are f[BLEEP]king deranged, you know that?

 Sat Mar 01 21:30 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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