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[14:21] <@Dr. Xadium> Aahah Cragslist, you once bastion of awesome. Now look at you, and what you peddle as quality job employment offerings:

Dr. Xadium pasted:

i seek a very select few, committed, results oriented, client relations specialists who have the proven reputation for only the highest standard of performance to take a leadership role in assisting me expand the newest division of the tax/financial consulting firm i founded in .

[14:21] <FireFly_9> Founded in... when?

[14:22] <Mizunomics01> "i seek.... a grammar checker. A comma. Perhaps two."

Dr. Xadium pasted:

without question, you are particularly adept at analyzing the needs of your clients and you communicate to them how your firm delivers seamless solutions resulting in immediate income.

[14:22] <flame_SNIPER> I *am*? Wow!

Dr. Xadium pasted:

you are extremely adept at recognizing crossselling opportunities.

[14:23] <// J_Daito //> "crossselling"? Is that some weird Canadian form of Crocheting?

[14:23] <@Dr. Xadium> This was on Cragslist West Palm Beach FL.

[14:23] <// J_Daito //> Then I have no clue.

Dr. Xadium pasted:

. background most preferred is ma, cpa, mba, jd, llm, but definitely not required.

[14:29] <Mizunomics01> Masters... 2 years CPA... 4 years... MBA... 2 years... JD... 3 years... LLM... 1 year...

[14:29] <// J_Daito //> Or I can hire you if I like your face.

Dr. Xadium pasted:

your verifiable background speaks for itself. you understand or can quickly learn commercial real estate cos

[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> cos... wot?

[14:30] <GERMATOID> COS OY'M A GENIUS! MUAHAHAHAHAAH!

[14:31] <@Dr. Xadium> The ad literally ended on that "cos". I think it meant "companies".

[14:31] <Mizunomics01> Clearly, Xadium-san, they should hire you to proofread their ad copy.

[14:31] <@Dr. Xadium> Clearly.

[14:52] <@Dr. Xadium> UPDATE: I just had to post this on Craiglist in reply to all the daft ads I've been seeing

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[14:53] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> *giggle*

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