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[05:32] <FireFly_9> So where has everyone been lately?

[05:32] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno about anyone else, but I've been trying to catch up on all the TNA and WWE wrestling I've missed since the end of the last year.

[05:32] <FireFly_9>

[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey shut up you have Megatokyo or whatever, I got wrestling.

[05:33] <FireFly_9> I don't read Megatokyo.

[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Elitist

[05:33] <FireFly_9> What?

[05:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway so I've spent two solid days watching this stuff and I realize how slow and boring WWE has gotten. TNA keeps the matches short, doesn't pad forever in between them, lets the women _fight_ and doen't think that redoing the same damn match 20 times over constitutes a "feud."

[05:35] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, what good is this? This is two days of your life you've given over to this. Two days in which you could have been reading, or thinking...

[05:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I thought about lots of things

[05:35] <@SpeedRcrX> For example"

[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Say there's a three-way match between Christian Cage, Kurt Angle and Tomko.

[05:36] <FireFly_9> Do we have to?

[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Fine Replace Tomko with Samoa Joe.

[05:36] <FireFly_9> That's not what I'm objecting to

[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Now the rules of wrestling say a pin can be achieved by getting the shoulders on the mat for a 3 count.

[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> But lets say Christian uses Kurt Angle as a blunt object and RAMS him into Samoa Joe, knocking SJ on his ass.

[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Angle is now on top of Samoa Joe pinning his shoulders to the mat.

[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Cage then leaps on ANGLE and pins him to make sure Joe stays well and down.

[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Three count ensues.

[05:38] <Mdm_Maestro> What are we talking about, dears?

[05:38] <FireFly_9> Wrestling.

Mdm_Maestro is away: I have better things to ponder, like the food stuck between Elios' teeth.

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Who has scored the pin? Christian or Kurt Angle?

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Discuss.

[05:39] <FireFly_9> ... No.

FireFly_9 is away

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> You people SUCK ass

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