Suburban Senshi iChat #1244: “Grogzilla-chan-tachi-dono-sama-pyo”
#1244: “Grogzilla-chan-tachi-dono-sama-pyo”


 Fri Sep 21 07:09 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

IrnChef_Jovian> I think there's a burglar next door O_o
flame_SNIPER> What, you mean the crashing sounds coming from Haruka-san's house?
IrnChef_Jovian> ya!
flame_SNIPER> No, that's her blindly stumbling around in the morning trying to wake up.
flame_SNIPER> When I stayed there for a little while, it was the most horrible thing to deal with in the mornings
flame_SNIPER> I mean you're groggy, getting up to go use the water closet and then you run across this groggy half-naked zombie.
IrnChef_Jovian> Ew.
flame_SNIPER> It's like "Resident Evil" in extreme slow motion.
flame_SNIPER> Except the Zombie keeps muttering "Michiru, Michiru~" and trying to grope you.
IrnChef_Jovian> That's not so bad
flame_SNIPER> Mako-chan your tendencies are worrying me again
IrnChef_Jovian> What tendencies
flame_SNIPER> Anyway, if it's early and sometimes you're at the foot of the stairs, you'll hear this crashing noise and she'll come tumbling down from the top floor head over heels, and it;s like your morning just got turned into some kind of Indiana Jones-style adventure where you're playing "flee from the giant rolling trap".
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Pthh
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Haruka's got her faults, but I won't begrudge her the morning "fog of war."
flame_SNIPER> Fog of war?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> The morning is a damn battlefield.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> It's hard enough to get yourself moving at all
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> But then you have people who are so...
[gTV] C'est_la_V> OHAYO, MINNA-SAN!!
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> OHAYO!!!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Oh crap it's the Wonder-twins.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hi-Hiii, Aya-chan!
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Hi-Hii, Boss-chan!!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> How are you this morning how are you this morning!?!?
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Sooo happy!!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Me tooo!!!
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Wai!!!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Waii!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> GOD WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP! IT'S SEVEN-F[BLEEP]KING THIRTY IN THE A.M.!!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Why are you so angry, Akane-chan??
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Why are you so angry, Akane-san??
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH

 flame_SNIPER giggles


 Karasuma_Akane is away: I need f[BLEEP]king coffee, stat

IrnChef_Jovian> Wow she doesn't take mornings well at all, does she?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Haruka-san gets groggy and stupid, she gets angry and cranky!!
flame_SNIPER> Karasuma-san is always cranky
Reverend_H> She's not the only one, yo
flame_SNIPER> YOU. Shut the HELL up!
Reverend_H> I didn't even SAY nothin',yo!
flame_SNIPER> You don't have to talk, just SEEING your FACE in the morning makes me EXPLODE!!
Reverend_H> LOL I can really make you explode, baby~
flame_SNIPER> You little BA[BLEEP]RD--
Reverend_H> Hey. HEY.
Reverend_H> There ain't NOTHIN' little about me!
flame_SNIPER> UGH
IrnChef_Jovian> Elios how would you like a fist
Reverend_H> mmm, kinky, yo~
IrnChef_Jovian>
IrnChef_Jovian> IN THE FACE YOU A[BLEEP]LE!

 Reverend_H is away: hahahahaha

[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Ara, so hostile in the morning~
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hai~
IrnChef_Jovian> Minako-chan, you never used to be a morning person, what happened to you~?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> When you're married there are such fun ways to wake up~
flame_SNIPER> God stop rubbing that in!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hai~ rubbing it in~
flame_SNIPER> OH GOD STOP THAT!

 C'est_la_V is away: LOL it's so easy to annoy you, Rei-chan

flame_SNIPER> GOD
IrnChef_Jovian> Rei-chan, why is it that we're still single at our age?
flame_SNIPER> I'm not exactly single
flame_SNIPER> Yuuichiro, remember?
IrnChef_Jovian> Wait, you're seeing him again?
flame_SNIPER> Well why not, he kept a candle burning for me all those years I was in the future...
flame_SNIPER> And even being trained by pervert-ojiichan he still didn't stray, so...
IrnChef_Jovian>
flame_SNIPER> What
IrnChef_Jovian> No, I'm happy for you, I just mean...
IrnChef_Jovian> Minako-chan is married, Haruka-san and Michiru-san are married (although can you even tell most days?)
IrnChef_Jovian> Elios and Chibiusa have each other~
flame_SNIPER> Oh god don't put it that way
IrnChef_Jovian> My bad
IrnChef_Jovian> Tomoe-hakase and Setsuna-san mess around
flame_SNIPER> Artemis is single.
flame_SNIPER> Hotaru-chan is single. Jedite, Ami-chan, Motoki-san...
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> I'm single too
flame_SNIPER> Really?
flame_SNIPER> Aren't you and Karasuma-san...?
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Ara?
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> We're roommates?
flame_SNIPER> That's... it?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> *spits out her damn coffee*
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Oh yeah, there goes the f[BLEEP]king keyboard.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Rei...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> That's like me saying you and Boss-chan are getting it on.
flame_SNIPER> EWWWWW
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Exactly.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> What, Akane-san doesn't think I'm pretty?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> That's not what I-- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AYA
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You're the Oscar Madison to my Felix Unger
IrnChef_Jovian> Weren't they... you know...




[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> ...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> NO!

 Karasuma_Akane is away: vomiting out coffee, two great tastes that go well in the morning, WAY TO GO, KINO

IrnChef_Jovian> Sorry

 Aya_Reiko is away: aww I think I'm cute

flame_SNIPER> Yeah I'm just going to school now.

 Fri Sep 21 07:46 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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