Fri Aug 31 05:58 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

I can't sleep

That stinks

So I'm going through my emails

and I got this email

WAI!!! WAI!!

Yo Neko-chan

What's up?

I just won a prize!!

Huh

For a while now I've been using Blingo.com as my homepage, and I won a prize!!

Man

No really!! I was searching for something (because they use google) and I won a $5 Amazon.com gift certificate!!

Good for you go away

I want to talk about my email now

What email

Neko this s[BLEEP]t is funny

check it out

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Hello!!!! My full name Olga! I live in Russia in famous town Yoshkar-Ola! It's about 800 miles from Moscow! Our town not small here lives about 7000 00 people! We have 4 cinema 6 theater and some museums!

...

* has flashbacks to the time he dated that russian cat who deceived him online

kekekeke

you mean "mishka" the one who dressed up like this:

but who actually looked like this:

OH GOD THE MEMORIES WHY DO YOU DRUDGE THEM UP

So amyway yeah she's in a town with 70000 people apparently

That's not small at all

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I like to live in this town but here I can't be happy. I tried to meet with some different man, russian man but it didn't have a success! They everybody wanted only one thing from me it's my body!

God I know that feeling~

Pthh you wish

Oh I dunno

Haruka, you're married.

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BRINGING THIS UP

I am HARMLESSLY FLIRTING

We'll see how "Harmless" it is when Kaioh's fist gets involved with your face.

You wouldn't tell her, would you?

Maaaaan

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I know that it's also not so easy that there many additional questions but I think foreign man are much better! I heard many good thing about them! Ofcause I know that every where there are as bad as good people but I think abroad there are more good people! One more reason while I don't want to live with russian man it's my father! He left us when I was very young he gound other woman and went to her!

"gound" other women?

*wonders what 'gounding' would feel like*

Well you see you have to get your hips just so--

no haruka

do not describe

LOL this isn't IRC anymore you have no power over me!

...

*cracks her knuckles*

... uhh

yeah so anyway

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My mother did everything for I get only all good from this life! And I'm sure that without my mother I couldn't became such girl like I'm now!

... You mean a lady who spams mailboxes across the planet looking for men?

hshshshshs

shiz gat spank

i lyk har

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I want to ask you about your city. How many people lives in it? How big your city? How look your city? How your city differs from others cities in your country? I want to know about it because maybe I shall decide to visit you soon, if we shall be find out each other better in the next letters.

Let's see

"Dear olga... My city is Tokyo. There are like 5 billion f[BLEEP]king people here. It looks like a glass desert filled with human ants. My city is better than all other cities in Japan because we dont' have f[BLEEP]king braindead Osakans who stab with you with meatcleavers in the night while trying to do hick Kansai comedy routines. "

I knew a girl in a Rival high school like that... I think she smoked seed.

"weed"

No... she was too dim for that, she had a bad of sesame seeds and lit them up with a match in break times

Kasuga something... was her name... we just called her "Osaka" because it was easier

Name kinda says it all, don't it

,....

MY PARENTS came from Kansai, jerks

That's nice, Mako

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Now I live in small one room flat with my mom! She work as seller in the big shop.

SHE PEDDLES IN HUMAN FLESSSSSSSSSSSSSH

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I received aducation of medic and now I'm work in hospital as district therapist! I have some district and people come to me with different problems and I send them to other doctors or give my conclusion about their problems!

Wow, with that diction I'm really filled with confidence...

Sailor Bubbles has an "aducation of medic" too

Don't make fun of Ami-chan

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I like my job because I alsways wanted to help people! It's all what I can for others! I know that abroad doctors get very big salary but here it's not so! My salary just $400 per month! Together with mother salary we have a good earnings for my city. For my country is norm.

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

so she's making good money in her country and she wants to come abroad where she'll be a penniless pauper... why?

There's benefits in being kept..

Tell me about it

GOD you guys are sucha disservice to women

HEY

HEY

If I can f[BLEEP]king get someone else to pay my f[BLEEP]king bills and give me great sex

how is that not clever as hell

You're just jealous because you're a guy and can't pull that s[BLEEP]t off to save your life

*high-fives Haruka-san*

right on!

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One day I decided to save my money for my travel. Also I should tell you that, not so it is important for me what between us a difference in the age of, I think that for me it even more interestingly when you are more senior than me as I am sure that at you the big life experience, with you it will be interesting to me and will not be boring,

LOL big "life experience" right

hshsshshs

da bagger da batter

you know, spore, I have images of you just splitting in half when encountering someone's "life experience"

God Jedite you imagine those kinds of things?

..|..

I'm a very damaged man.

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I didn't bored you with my letter and you will write me as soon as possible! I will be very glad to know somethings about your life, work and anything you would like to write me!

C'mon guys, say something to Olga for me

"hi, my name is Jed, and I like flowers and walks along the beach. I rip the souls out of poor gullible teenage girls much like yourself. I experience a high qualiy of life and extreme job satisfaction. Please write me back with your full address and vivid descriptions of your most precious, intimate dreams so I might crush them, while I cackle with glee. Love you~ "

God I want to punch you out, Jedite

Then my work here is done

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P.s. soon I'm going to your country and if you will be pie boy I will be able to visit you there, because your age and profile are very much interest for me!

WHO WILL BE OLGA'S PIE BOY

i will

oh god kill me now

There, there, Artemis~

STOP SAYING THAT I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT

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ANy way I will write you about it later when all will be much clear!!! Olga No virus

Well it's nice to know she's clean and ripe for fresh infection.

I'm gonna send her back my profile pic

Haruka

man give me some f[BLEEP]king credit

cheggitout:

Oh LOL

That's... scary

young Steve Jobs looks like "Iron Man" Tony Stark...

haha

Karasuma-chan just sent me an E-mail

You call her "-chan"?

I'm a cool boss!!

Man I called her "Karasuma-chan" once and she punched me in the face

You have to get her when she's not on a Caffeine buzz or withdrawl

when is that EVER

Dunno

But she sent me a list of what Sodas have the most caffiene!!

pasted:

Although colas have a reputation for their nerve-jolting caffeine, citrus-flavored drinks actually offered substantially more of the stimulant. Diet and regular colas typically delivered 30 to 34 milligrams of caffeine per 12-ounce (0.35-liter) serving, whereas regular and diet citrus drinks provided an average of 50 and 55 mg, respectively. The soft drinks richest in caffeine in the entire survey were both citrus beverages: Vault Zero at 74 mg per serving and Diet SunDrop at 71.5 mg.

Of Colas, Pepsi One™ had the most...

57mg

Here's the full story

man I better buy some of that this morning to wake the hell up

Well Vault Citrus has 70.6mg while Vault Zero has 74, I'll go with Citrus

I don't need aspertame rotting my brain

No so instead you'll chug down the High Fructose Corn Syrup

Artemis

If there's one thing I've learned

You just can't win if you're buying foods other people make.

If you don't cook it yourself, you're at someone's mercy, the best ya can do is pick the lesser of two evils.

I don't know

I prefer the greater of two evils myself

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