Sat Aug 25 18:36 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

Okay so like I took a wrong turn in the HOTEL and now I'm in the past so I'm here to warn you guys about shit.

HOTEL? What Hotel. Are you in Paris again, Tenou?

Yeah when did you get to go on vacation?

Guys just no. Listen. I'm serious. I'm typing at you from the year 2024 and I bring you KNOWLEDGE. Listen.

There's this guy named Elon Musk. He's an ass but the company he's going to take over, Tesla, will make electric cars and the stock will go up LIKE CRAZY. Just sell it before 2022 is over because he goes full neo-nazi after that and starts tanking the value.

...are you feeling all right, Ten'ou?

GUYS JUST LISTEN OKAY

Bitcoin.

Bitcoin is CHEAP AF right now. Buy a TON OF IT AND DON'T SELL IT TILL IT'S AT LEAST 50K USD A POP, YOU'LL BE BAJILLIONAIRES

... Are you readong spam emails again, Haruka-poppa?

Bitcoin (BTC) price again reached an all-time high in 2024, as values exceeded over 73,000 USD in March 2024. That particular price hike was connected to the approval of Bitcoin ETFs in the United States, whilst previous hikes in 2021 were due to events involving Tesla and Coinbase, respectively. Tesla's announcement in March 2021 that it had acquired 1.5 billion U.S. dollars' worth of the digital coin, for example, as well as the IPO of the U.S.' biggest crypto exchange fueled mass interest. The market was noticably different by the end of 2022, however, with Bitcoin prices reaching roughly 57,325.49 as of September 1, 2024 after another crypto exchange, FTX, filed for bankruptcy.

This is like THE thing okay.

Also also also there's going to be a huge ass global virus pandemic in 2020 and 2021 so like stock up on N95 masks and work from home setups.

Oh yeah and Donald Trump will be president in 2016. He'll be an incompetent dictator and he'll try to have his vice president hanged.

So you can like, bet on all this. Damn it I think I'm fading out back to 2024.

HARUKA-KUN

WHATEVER DRUGS YOU'RE ON, YOU SHOULD SHARE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Damn it you're going to regret not liste

... I apologize for whatever insanity has gripped her this time, dears. Donald Trump as *President*? How unthinkable!

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